Bowling For Soup Lyrics: 2011

"Fishing For Woos" (2011)

Let's Pretend We're Not In Love Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I got a note from you that said that you had gone
I wondered when you wrote that note so I could know when you left
Then I can chase you down
Do I need an airplane or a car?
I wonder what you're thinking
You probably think I'm drinking
Let's make this interesting and start all over

Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again

You packed up all your clothes and pretty underwear
You may have taken a few things that were exactly the right size
I promise I'm not mad that Steeler's shirt looks way better on you
I wish you'd pick up the phone
I feel so alone without you
Can't go on without you
Let me write something 'bout you
Let's make this interesting and start all over

Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Start over again

I'm not asking for forgiveness
'Cause I don't know what I did
But I promise I'll forgive you
For whatever, whoever you did it to
You've already got your bags packed
And I can sell everything I own
We'll go anywhere in the world you wish
I just don't wanna be alone without you
Let's make this interesting and start all over

Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
Let's make this interesting and start all over

Girls In America Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Girls in America
Girls in America
Go!

Another blurry picture from a trip
That only proves what I already knew
Another country I'm ready to get back to
The girls in America just like you

There's just something about
I can't live without
Girls in America
From the southern accents to the California tan lines
Girls in America
Oh say can you see you drive me crazy
Girls in America
No matter how far away I go oh oh oh oh
You'll stay, as beautiful
Girls, girls, girls in America

English girls age like a fine wine
Don't get me started on the girls from Japan
I love you all but there's just something about
Our lady's state of mind in the mother land

So come home with me
I wish you all could be
Girls in America
From the southern accents to the California tan lines
Girls in America
Oh say can you see you drive me crazy
Girls in America
No matter how far away I go oh oh oh oh
You'll stay, as beautiful
Girls, girls, girls in America

American girls I love how you blow me, away
I'd like to get inside each of you one day, yeah

Girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls in America
Let's go!

Girls in America
From the southern accents to the California tan lines
Girls in America
Oh say can you see you drive me crazy
Girls in America
No matter how far away I go oh oh oh oh
You'll stay, as beautiful
Girls, girls, girls in America

Gotta love those
Gotta love those girls
Girls in America

Gotta love those
Gotta love those girls
Girls in America

Girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls in America

S-S-S-Saturday Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Saturday Night
Saturday Night

Punch the clock
Right on time
Think I'm gonna lose my mind
5 o'clock seems like it's a lifetime away

Hate my boss
Hate this place
Wanna shove it in his face
He doesn't know his wife is texting me every day

But I see
The weekend right in front of me

I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
Here's to hoping Monday never comes
S-S-S-Saturday Night

Saturday Night

Half past six
Hit the town
Taking shots and buying rounds
Ozzy's on the jukebox riding Crazy Trains

Love my friends
Love this bar
The bouncer looks like Ringo Starr
So many girls that my neck hurts, have I gone insane?

And I see
The weekend right in front of me

I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
Here's to hoping Monday never comes
S-S-S-Saturday Night

I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
Here's to hoping Monday never comes
S-S-S-Saturday Night

This taxi cab
It really ain't so bad
As I lean out the window I say
S-S-S-Saturday

I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
Here's to hoping Monday never comes
S-S-S-Saturday Night

I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
Here's to hoping Monday never comes
S-S-S-Saturday Night

Saturday Night
S-S-S-Saturday Night
Saturday Night

What About Us Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I've been sitting feeling sorry for me.
Since a week ago last week.
I guess maybe I should change my clothes and wash the lipstick off my cheek.
I can't explain how all this feels.
I close my eyes and I can still see you laughing, singing, holding my hand, walking away. Fading....

What about me?
What about you?
What about everything we've been through?
What about the memories we boxed up?
And all the days we gave away?
What about the promises and the plans we made?
it just feels like we're giving up.
What about me?
What about you?
What about us?

I never meant for you to compromise or meant to hold you down.
All I ever wanted was to see you smile.
I never meant to watch you drown.
In the arms of someone a lot like a stranger, someone who never who never even knew himself
I guess I come undone like the sweater weezer sings about
wondering if, only thinking

What about me?
What about you?
What about everything we've been through?
What about the memories we boxed up?
And all the days we gave away?
What about the promises and the plans we made?
it just feels like we're giving up.
What about me?
What about you?
What about us?

All my life looking just like you, and
Suddenly I believe dreams came true.
Searching for an answer, feels like I lost I lost my keys in a snow storm on Christmas eve.
What about me?
What about me?

What about me?
What about you?
What about everything we've been through?
What about the memories we boxed up?
And all the days we gave away?
What about the promises and the plans we made?
it just feels like we're giving up.
What about me?
What about you?

What about me?
What about you?
What about everything we've been through?
What about the memories we boxed up?
And all the days we gave away?
What about the promises and the plans we made?
it just feels like we're giving up.
What about me?
What about you?
What about us?

Here's Your Freakin' Song Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Baby, for years you’ve been saying “Why don’t you write me a song?”
And I’m like “I don’t know, I’m not inspired to write you a song.
But last night, I decided I’m gonna freakin’ do this”

We’ve been together for so long
And you always asked me why I never wrote a song
All about you, about our love,
And about how you’re the only one I’m thinking of.

I’ve been writing all night.
And I.
I got it just right!
Here we go!

[Chorus:]
You talk too much
You never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool,
You talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep
I promised you forever
But we both know,
We're never gonna get along
You want it, you got it
Here's is your freakin’ song

And all my homies have always said,
What you doing with that girl? She’s fucked up in the head
My mom don’t like you, my dad don’t too.
And my brother says you look like guy from Hüsker Dü

I’m just keeping it real, this is
Just how I feel
Here we go

[Chorus]

I can talk and you get pissed
Used to dream I don't exist
I say yes, and you say no
Like any BITCH, you gotta' GO
With all the shit that we’ve been through,
This is the best that I can do
Can I still get lucky tonight?
Please?

Those are manners and everything,
I uh, I hope you like this song,
I spent a lot of time on it,
But I've spent...OH THERE'S ERIK
I'm just playing
I didn’t really spend a lot of time on it.
This is the chorus

[Chorus]

You want it you got it
Here's is your freaking song
[x6]

OK I don't know why this is still going
I anticipated this being...3 minutes long
It's still going here, I don't even know what's happening
Anyway that's this song I wrote for you..And Uh
OK. Evidently it's over now. I don't know
I have no idea on the timing of it and uh
Boy this is sort of an awkward moment here
I uh
I'm going to be honest, I have to pee
[Laughing]

This Ain't My Day Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I walked the whole nine yards
Across town and missed the boat
I gave your diamond ring
To the ruff part of the sea
I left a pocket full of sunshine
In my other jeans
And then it rained cats and dogs
And I'm allergic to them all
YEAH

Try not to think about it
Try not to dwell on it
but I like to worry myself sometimes
about things I can't control
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x2]

Embraced my red letter day
And then the mail didn't run
I stopped to smell a rose
But ate shit and poisoned oak
I went out on a limb
And a little bird told me off
I took one for the road
And drove directly into a wall
C'MON

Try not to think about it
Try not to dwell on it
but I like to worry myself sometimes
about things I can't control
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x2]

My trucks broken down
My stomach feels sick
My phone just died and my neighbour is a dick
I lost my wallet
My back hurts, My knee hurts
But who am I to complaign

I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day
(should never of got out of bed)
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x3]

Smiley Face (It's All Good) Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Make me something out of nothing, you're good at that.
I could be tripping but I think it's time we got back
To being apart if you want to.
Back and forth like a pinball stuck between
Those rubber bumpers on the top of the machine.

We can call it a day if you want to.
We can run away if you want to.

It's okay, it's all good.
You get a smiley face for showing your good side,
We're going worldwide.
You know you can't shake it,
Why don't we just get naked?

We go together like peanut butter and jam,
And most days there's no doubt I'm your biggest fan.
I buy you flowers and gum 'cause I want to.

You hold my hand on roller coasters 'cause you get scared
And when you throw up 'cause it makes you sick, I hold your hair.

You tell me your fine, but I want to.
You can be mine if you want to.

It's okay, it's all good.
You get a smiley face for showing your good side,
We're going worldwide.
You know you can't shake it,
Why don't we just get naked?

If everything's fine, why don't we just get
Naked in the front yard,
Naked on our Christmas card,
In the pool, in the hall,
In the fountain at the mall,
Naked selling lemonade,
Marching in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

It's okay, it's all good.
You get a smiley face for showing your good side,
We're going worldwide.
You know you can't shake it,
Why don't we just get naked?

It's okay, it's all good.
You get a smiley face for showing your good side,
We're going worldwide.
You know you can't shake it,
Why don't we just get naked?

Turbulence Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

It's so hard to figure out
Which way to turn
There's no going back now
All your bridges burned
The stars are gonna shine on you
If you can get through the day
Storm clouds all around you
But a blue skies on the way.

And we're all just passengers tonight
And we're all just traveling through our lives
We will reach our destination
So just hang on for the ride
Say a prayer and close your eyes
It's just a little turbulence.

Take a look around you
Look how far you've come
Your whole life in front of you
You've only just begun
We've all got our problems
But they're just bumps in the road
If you only keep on fighting
There's no where you can't go.

And we're all just passengers tonight
And we're all just traveling through our lives
We will reach our destination
So just hang on for the ride
So say a prayer and close your eyes
Its just a little turbulence.

This life can be so crazy
Can spin out of control
But I hope that all your dreams come true
Cause you know that you're amazing
And no matter where you go
I'll be there for you
We can make it through.

And we're all just passengers tonight
And we're all just traveling through our lives
We will reach our destination
So just hang on for the ride
Say a prayer and close your eyes
Its just a little turbulence.

And we're all just passengers tonight
And we're all just traveling through our lives
We will reach our destination
So just hang on for the ride
Say a prayer and close your eyes
Its just a little turbulence.

I've Never Done Anything Like This Lyrics – Bowling for Soup (feat. Kay Hanley)

I met her at the Sonic
She was listening Detonic
With her I-Pod and her rollerskates

She said her name was Summer
When I asked her for her number
She said "Never mind i get off at eight".

She had eyes like Heaven, face like an angel
But she had the body from Hell

Cause in a half an hour
We were naked in the shower
Taking dirty pictures on my cell

Then she whispered in my ear...

I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this [2x]

Yeah, right!

She drove me in her Saturn
to the Sweetwater Tavern
Just a block of the Denton Square

She did a shot of Jäger
and she made out with the waiter
While i was just sitting there

Before too long her
clothes came off
Like something out of girl's gone wild

Had to come up with the bail,
just to get her out of jail
And she threw up at the passenger's side

Then she whispered in my ear...

I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this [2x]

Yeah, right!

She says that trouble never finds her
No fucked up history behind her
She says she's never stolen anything
except the car we're driving

Oh shit!

Then she whispered in my ear...

I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this [4x]

Yeah, right!
Yeah, right!

Friends Chicks Guitars Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

The weekend’s finally here
And it’s me and my bestest friends
Hit the town, put the week behind us
Rocking the same spots again and again
Feels like nothing will ever stop us
No rain or sleet or snow
Tonight there’s not a cloud in the sky
While we cool outside on the stereo

We’re always on a mission to finally get it right
The life of the party comes in bottles, cans, and pints
We talk about it, sing about it, sneak it onto planes
And every single week someone says the same thing

This has been a great night
No one got into a fight
Met some girls, saw a band
Everything went just as planned
The only thing that we forgot
Was stocking up by 12 o’clock
We’ll never persevere
We’ve got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer

We’ve been in this band
Longer than most of our fans have been
We get started up about 6 O’clock
And we go until most of us just can’t stand
And it never ceases to amaze me
Just when things start to get good
Is this record on repeat right now?
Whoever hit the store must have misunderstood

We’re always on a mission to finally get it right
The life of the party comes in bottles, cans, and pints
We talk about it, sing about it, sneak it onto planes
And every single week someone says the same thing

This has been a great night
No one got into a fight
Met some girls, rocked the show
Where’d the back-up stairs go?
It’s not the first time we forgot
To send someone by 12 o’clock
We’ll never persevere
We’ve got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer

We’ve got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer.
No beer…

This could be the worst night ever
Is what we say every time
Maybe we should plan ahead
Or at least start drinking wine!

This has been a great night
No one got into a fight
Met some girls, saw a band
Everything went just as planned
The only thing that we forgot
Was stocking up by 12 o’clock
We’ll never persevere
We’ve got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer

We’ve got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer [x3]

Guard My Heart Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Ask me a question
And I'll fill you full of lies
I know now the truth is bigger than my disguise
The message that I sent was shot down long ago
All I wanted was a simple yes but baby you said no

You can't see my point of view
You're too caught up in protecting you
I'll put on a smile and wait just like I often do
Then I'll make myself a promise too

I need correspondence
So please give me an answer do
Could you repeat that one more time so I believe in you
I've got a unique talent for seeing things that other people can't
I know your heart is shot full of holes from mistakes made in the past

You cant see my point of view
You're too caught up in protecting you
I put on a smile and wait just like I often do
You say we're friends so I'll just guard this heart
If I don't you might tear me apart

Tear me apart
I know you don't believe it
I could never do that to you
How I wish that you could see it all from the eyes i look thru

But you can't see my point of view
You're too caught up in protecting you
I put on a smile and wait just like I often do
You say were friends so I'll just guard this heart
If I don't you might tear me apart

Tear me apart
Tear me apart
You cant see my point of view
(tear me apart)
Cus you're too caught up in protecting you
(tear me apart)
I put on a smile and wait just like I often do
Then I'll make myself a promise too

Graduation Trip Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

It was so long ago
That feels so strange to say
How does 18 years ago
Seem just like yesterday
A hundred kids from around the world
On a ship to the great unknown
Two boys for every girl
You had never been away from home
You were drinking something really green
Hopping around like a grasshopper
I was sipping diesel gasoline
Then I threw up on the mezzanine

I wonder if it ever crosses your mind
'Cause I'm afraid it's something I dwell on all of the time
I hear you're doing amazing, and
Believe me, that makes me smile
But I hope you think of me every once in a while

We watched the stars shine
Ate chicken by the slot machines
I was with a friend of mine
He got into your roommates' jeans
We danced to Aerosmith
And then we watched the sun appear
I took a bracelet from your wrist
You took an earring from my ear
You twisted one last twirl
Then kissed me so fucking hard
And all at once our friends would leave
Our hair tangled in the ocean breeze
You told me you loved me
I asked you if you were sure
You said you thought so
And then I said that I loved you too

I wonder if it ever crosses your mind
'Cause I'm afraid it's something I dwell on all of the time
I hear you're doing amazing, and
Believe me, that makes me smile
But I hope you think of me every once in a while

Georgia girl meets Texas boy
Place in time so far away
Like Leonardo Di Caprio
But our ship sank a different way
A lifetime in four short days
Said goodbye and we never looked back
A few letters always ended the same
I love you, did you know that?

I wonder if it ever crosses your mind
'Cause I'm afraid it's something I dwell on all of the time
I hear you're doing amazing, and
Believe me, that makes me smile
But I hope you think of me every once in a while

Yeah I hope you think of me every once in a while

My Girlfriend's An Alcoholic Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

My girlfriend is so beautiful
She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts
There's no end to her kindness
Shes the only one to make me laugh until it hurts
Her eye's shine, her teeth sparkle
She watches all my favorite shows
But there's only one thing you should know

Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobodies perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic

My girlfriend loves yoga
She's a ringer at [?] stands and body shops
Does pilates then kamikazes
So sweet but you never wanna piss her off
Coz there's one thing you should know

Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobodies perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic

And every night, I end up driving
So she don't go out, D.U.I.in' again
Get locked in the pen. Again.

Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobodies perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic

Dear Megan Fox Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

[Verse]
Dear Megan Fox,
Didn't you get my facebook post?,
It's been two whole days,
And I ain't heard back,
Did you read too much into my note?,
I like your cool tattoo,
But Norma Jean ain't got nothin on you,
If I come to L.A. will you show me the town?
Maybe Shia Labouef can hang out too,

[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (so let me tell 'em)

[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,

But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!

[Verse]
Dear Megan Fox,
How come you don't have a southern accent?,
Whats your twitter account?,
And will you follow me?,
My birthdays coming up, please don't forget,

[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (so let me tell 'em)

[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,

But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!

[Interlude]
[Spoken]
Remember that time in that movie transformers,
When you hot-wired that tow-truck
And you strapped a robot to the back of it
And you guys went drivin' through the city,
Shootin' rockets at the evil robots,
And blowin' stuff up and you finally blew up megatron?
...that was awesome!

[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (be happy with me...)

[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,

But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
(and no one else will ever know what we got,)
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!

"Sorry For Partyin'" (2009)

A Really Cool Dance Song Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

We grew up in the suburbs
Got guitars for Christmas
And started a punk rock band
Then we travelled the nation
Became a sensation
In our ’82 dodge van

Now we’re getting older and much more sober
And we’ve got some big ass payments to make
The wife wants a handbag
The kids need some college
And we just need one hit single to break
Get ready here it comes

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!

And now the label is so stoked
They don’t get the damn joke
The downloads are off the charts
Like those bands on the TV
In the frilly tuxedos
The ones that break the young girls’ hearts
And now we can too

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can’t wait to hear the remix!

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!

Who the hell are we foolin’?
This isn’t what we really do
We had to borrow this keyboard
We only listen to Motley Crue
But it’s gonna be really funny
Cos this song will be number one

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can’t wait to hear the remix!

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!

It’s our new sound!
We’re gonna...take it to the next level
You’re gonna hear us in all the clubs

Dudes, wait, the drums just...dropped out
The drums...
No it doesn’t sound good anymore
It...I can’t find the rhythm...on the...deal
It’s...nah, it’s cool...no it’s not

ALRIGHT! We’re back!
We are dancing this is awesome!
We are dancing
Dancing, dancing, dancing
And we’re dancing, dancing, dancing
WOO!

No Hablo Inglés Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

My teacher asked me where my homework was
And that's when I told her
No hablo Ingles
Policeman caught me doing 90
And that's when pulled me over
No hablo Ingles
A hippy with a tambourine
Asking me if i could spare a dollar
No hablo Ingles
Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight
And grabs my collar
No hablo Ingles

(One!)
When i'm not feeling it
(Two!)
When someone's full of shit
(Three!)
When i get cut off at the bar
To make a getaway
It's all you gotta say
(Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)

My nephew asks me if i'd take him
To the Jonas Brothers movie
No hablo Ingles
Walking my dog i see a sign that says
To please pick up the doodie
No hablo Ingles
My mum gets mad cause i never call my dad
On his birthday
No hablo ingles
A guy walks up and says
"Doda esta casel de pepe"
He no habla Ingles

(One!)
So many different uses
(Two!)
You don't need no excuses
(Three!)
It's as easy as the third grade
The perfect getaway
It's all you've gotta say
(Quatro! Sinco! Seis!)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey!)

Did you brush your teeth?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Where'd you leave your pants?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Did you feed the fish?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Do you like my band?
Wait... don't answer that...

No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles

Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey,)
Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
No hablo Ingles
Hey how 'bout we all get together
and go to the ballet?
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
Can I borrow that beer?
No hablo Ingles!
(laughs)
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles

My Wena Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Her name is Wena.
Hey, have you seen-a?
Everyone says she's amazing.
She gets so jealous,
She sticks her head up
When I'm checkin' out the ladies.
And she needs so much attention
She's always hangin' around.

My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(My Wena)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
Take a look at my Wena.

My little Wena,
Queen of the scene
And all the girls wanna be around her
Her skin is so soft,
I can't keep my hands off
Ever since the day I found her.
And she'll make your heart beat faster
With the wink of an eye.

My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(My Wena)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
Have you seen my Wena?
Get a load o' my…

Sometimes she can't sleep at night
And I wake up and she's just a-lookin' at me
And she snuggles up tight when it's cold outside
She likes to show off when we're walkin' the beach
And she's always up for goin' extra innings
She's a sucker for a happy ending.
And we may not always agree,
But she's always here with me.

My Wena is lonely tonight.
She cries when I turn out the light
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
My Wena.
(Take a look at my Wena).

My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My wonderful Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(She wants to get between ya)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
My wonderful Wena

Only Young Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Nothing to do
But sit around and make a mess with you
Watching the world
From rooftop looking down
We never care
Summertime and we ain't going anywhere
No goodbyes...

We're only young... running wild
Only young... get it right
We've got all the time in the world tonight
We're only young... you and I
Only young... let it ride
Right here... the best night of our lives!

Let's go down in flames
Tomorrows just a million miles away
We got tonight
So let's tear this town apart
We'll never change
We'll party like it's graduation day
No goodbyes...
We'll stay right here...
Laugh til we cry...

We're only young... running wild
Only young... get it right
We've got all the time in the world tonight
We're only young... you and I
Only young... let it ride
Right here... the best night of our lives!

(Tonight tonight) We'll make some history
(Tonight tonight) We'll burn some memories
(Tonight tonight) Legends never die
(Tonight tonight) It's like a movie
(Tonight tonight) The way it should be
(Tonight tonight) All we've got is time

We're only... and we don't care
If we get old... and lose our hair
Right now... the best night of our lives

We're only young... running wild
Only young... get it right
We've got all the time in the world tonight

We're only young... you and I
Only young... let it ride
Right here... the best night of our lives!

I Don't Wish You Were Dead Anymore Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

You know I only want what's best for you
And I hope you do well, in everything that you do
And it's a funny thing but now that you're gone
I don't wish you were dead anymore

I hope you're doing fine
I hope you've found the time
To chase that dream
I wanna see you shine
You were always on my mind
And my heart's on my sleeve
You know what I mean

You know I only want what's best for you
And I hope you do well
In everything that you do
And it's a funny thing but now that you're gone
I don't wish you were dead anymore

Remember hangin' out
There was never any doubt
You were on my side
Know you slived in the past
Should've known it wouldn't last
Nothing good ever does
But that's alright

You know I only want what's best for you
And I hope you do well
In everything that you do
And it's a funny thing but now that you're gone
I don't wish you were dead anymore

I think about the times we had
And when you left me I was lost
Girl, I miss you so bad
I was out of my mind for sure
No matter what I said I don't wish you were dead anymore

I hope you're not alone
I hope you've found a home
That you can live in
Me, I'm doing good
In the old neighborhood
So please don't come back
Never comeback

You know I only want what's best for you
And I hope you do well
In everything that you do
And it's a funny thing but now that you're gone
I don't wish you were dead anymore
I don't wish you were dead anymore
I don't wish that you were dead anymore

good, good job, good good, good job huh [2x]

BFFF Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

You are my best friend in the world.
And I hope that you know,
when we hangout together,
it's freakin' awesome.

Playing poker Friday night,
Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
You think that my sister's hot
I accidentally shot your finger
off your writing hand oh well,
you get disability.
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
and told my ambulance to stop at the bar.

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

You fart and burp in the same key,
and I think your iPod sucks.
You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.

I've seen your penis you've seen mine
I popped your pimples you
rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back

You ran defence when I shit my pants
you felt my girls' brand new boobs
you asked to suck them she refused
so while you slept I shaved your head
you woke up and told me that I...

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

Me With No You Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I'm not lost I just haven't found everything I need
I'm not torn I'm just getting it together
I'm not broken don't ya mind the pieces of me
You see scattered on the ground
I swear, I'll turn this all around

I'm not home but I'm sitting here in my room
I'm photograph in need of a zoom
I feel far away I can't make out the face
It's all blurred since you went away

When you took your keys out you took a little piece of me

I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you

I'm a mark, I'm a martyr, I'm a victim, I'm a jerk
I'm an engine that just doesn't seem to start
I'm a kingdom with no king, I'm a king without a crown
So I fall down on my knees and I pray nobody sees

You got my attention, now please come back to me
(Come back to me)

I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you

Can't find the words to fit the melody
But I swear that I could sing it - when you were here with me
I'm all over the place, on a scale of 1 to 10
I'm a C (that's me)

I'm not lost I just haven't found everything I need
I'm not torn I'm just getting it together

I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you
That's me with no you
That's me with no you
Hooray

Hooray For Beer Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I was lost and down
Before you turned my life around
I never knew a love like this could happen
And they said I was too young
But when I turned 21
You gave me hope that's everlasting

Now everything is going my way
The sun's shining all around me
Bells are ringing and the birds are singing now
I wanna tell the whole world

Hooray For Beer!
I'm really glad you're here
Let's make this moment last
You feel so right
Wanna be with you all night
Shout it out
Hooray For Beer!

And sometimes when I wake
You seem like a mistake
My stomach's turning circles, my head is pounding
But at 5 o'clock
You say it's time to rock
And I can't resist, I gotta be around you

Now everything is hunky dory
The stars are shining all around me
There's a happy ending to my story now
I wanna tell the whole world

Hooray For Beer!
I'm really glad you're here
Let's make this moment last
You feel so right
Wanna be with you all night
Shout it out
Hooray For Beer!

I could hold you in my hands forever
Or at least until you're gone
And then I'll order another one

Now everything is going my way
The sun's shining all around me
Bells are ringing and the birds are singing now
I wanna tell the whole world

Hooray For Beer!
I'm really glad you're here
Let's make this moment last
You feel so right
Wanna be with you all night
Shout it out
Hooray!
Hip hip hooray!
Hooray For Beer!

America (Wake Up Amy) Lyrics – Bowling for Soup (feat. Scott Reynolds and Parry Gripp)

America a beautiful girl
A gift to the world from outside of town
A train wreck with unbelievable skin
Hey, where have you been we haven't seen you around

You know you don't have to be so mean
We hear it loud and clear when you say
That you don't give a whoop whoop

America she bullies at school
Her parents were cool
But now she's out on her own
Happiness as long as she's right and she's quick to fight
Yeah she's looking kinda rough

She says just recognize recognize

Cause She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.

She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.

Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor

America she lost all her friends
The fun never ends until you buy your own beer
Rehab so bitter and wired
So used up and tired hey your looking pretty rough

She says just recognize recognize

Cause She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.

She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.

Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor

Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks on
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Waking up the neighbors it goes on and on

Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks on
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Waking up the neighbors it goes on and on and on

Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor

Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor

If Only Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

If only you were here
If only I were I could see your eyes
If only I were with you if only I could kiss you
If only I had just one night to make this right
I would turn this thing around
I'm sad and lonely, drunk and tired of beating myself to a pulp
And I'm not giving... up

Somehow we fell off track
And got off the path that we'd beaten
I bet you thought that I had dried up and blown away
But I'm on a come back with a fury
And I'm gonna write myself a note
I'm on a mission and I thought that you should know

I Gotchoo Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Waves hit rocks and folks get wet
I was gonna say something but now I forget
Chocolate covered cherries with the milk on the side
I'll meet you at the party if I find a ride

Helicopters fly and birds like to nest
Elvis or the Beatles who cares who's the best? (Beatles)
Raleigh is the capital of North Carolina
Peanut butter sandwich with some Aunt Jemima

And If you were me
You'd probably see
What I'm talking about

Talk is cheap but I can't afford it
And counting sheep don't work anymore
My head is turning circles but I got you, I got you

The coast is clear the view is distorted
Lots to do and I'm always bored
Nothing in my wallet but I got you, I got you

Credit or debit with your super market basket
Bring your own tote no paper no plastic
In the sun or the rain always bring an umbrella
Get a lollipop from the pretty bank teller
Go cart track with a '57 Chevy
I carry my weight but I'm getting kinda heavy
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? (was he?)

And If you were me
You'd probably see
What I'm talking about

Talk is cheap but I can't afford it
And counting sheep don't work anymore
My head is turning circles but I got you, I got you

The coast is clear, the view is distorted
Lots to do and I'm always bored
Nothing in my wallet but I got you, I got you

Sometimes you've gotta run and put your foot on the pedal
Other times you've gotta stay and bring the metal
Doesn't matter to me, 'cause I've got you, IGOTCHOO!

Talk is cheap but I can't afford it
And counting sheep don't work anymore
My head is turning circles but I got you, I got you

The coast is clear the view is distorted
Lots to do and I'm always bored
Nothing in my wallet but I got you, I got you

Love Goes Boom Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

S-S-S-Saw you in December
I can't believe that summer got here so fast
I hardly can remember
Crawling through the dust cloud after the blast
T-T-T-Trippen over land mines
Falling over words when I see your face
Oh yeah, you took your sweet time
Breakin' down the walls blowing me away

L-L-L-Love is like a hurricane
L-L-L-Love is like a car crash - and I - just can't look away
L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb 4-3-2-1
Every time you walk in the room
Love goes Boom!

Ya T-T-T-Told me that ya love me
And suddenly the sky fell to the ground
I'm sh-sh-sh-shaking like an earthquake, honey
You've got my whole world turned upside down
And I never could imagine
And I don't want to pretend
I just know that don't want this to end

L-L-L-Love is like a hurricane
L-L-L-Love is like a car crash - and I - just can't look away
L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb 4-3-2-1
Every time you walk in the room
Love goes Boom!

Love goes boom
And I don't know what to do
I swear I'm exploding
Every time I look at you

And I never could imagine
And I don't want to pretend
I just know that don't want this to end

L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb...
Love goes Boom!

I Can't Stand L.A. Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Well I love New York like everyone
And I go to Las Vegas to Chill
I like Denver Colorado cause it's so laid back
And Chicago keeps it real
I only leave Dallas when I have to, but
When I do I like Tulsa, OK
And I ain't got nothing against California
But I can't stand LA

Well Orlando Florida is humid but it's swell
Austin and Nashville both freakin' rock (yes they do! )
And New Orleans is evil but it's part of the appeal
You can gamble drink and swear until you drop
The state of Ohio's been great to our band
Along with Phili and Green Bay
I got nothing but love for Hollywood
But I can't stand LA

I like Salt Lake City, Portland, Frisco, Santa Fe
Indianappolis and Hartford, too
Boise, Memphis, Souix Falls, and of course KC
Along with Pittsburg and Kalamazoo
Atlanta is our home away from home and here's a shout out to Sauget
And I wish my friends would leave that place
'Cause I can't stand LA

Traffic Sucks
No protected lefts
Snooty fucks
Pollution fills the air
Gang Fights
$7 beers
And the threat of breaking off into the sea

(And now to give LA the benefit of the doubt)
Jimmy Kimmel In and Out and great sushi
And diversity everywhere
Really hot chicks wearing next to nothing
And the Santa Monica Pier
Thank you for hair metal and the 84 olympics and for the BFS radio play
But please don't take this personally
No I'm happy to visit, but I'm happier to leave
And I guess what it is I'm trying to say is
I can't stand LA!

Belgium Polka Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Lately I feel so small
or maybe it's just that my bed has grown
never noticed it before
but you were there so how was I to know
that this single bed was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you

[Chorus:]
And now you're halfway around the world
and I'm just a day behind
nothing seems to fill the hole
that I've had since you left my side
you'll always be my little girl
though I can't hold you tonight
now you're halfway around the world
and I'm just a day behind

I wake up in the night
and turn around to find that you're not there
I just want to watch you sleep,
lay by you,
I love to feel you near
I think I'm going crazy
every day confusion starts to grow
never noticed it before
but you were there so how was I to know
that this single bed
was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you

[Chorus]

Just a day behind

[Chorus]

Just a day behind [x3]

I Just Wanna Be Loved Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I just wanna be loved
I just wanna be extraordinary
I'm just your everyday average white guy
On the radio

Whoa-oh-oh

I just wanna be loved
Like the English people love their spliffs and curry
Like a kid loves money from the tooth fairy
Like Tubaka loves Han Solo

Why can't you see
That I'm only
Everything you want?
How come you give
Just enough to
Keep me hangin' on?

I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I just wanna be loved,

Loved, loved, loved, loved,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,

I don't know how to surf,
But I'm really really good at karaoke
Maybe I'm not just an average white guy
Except down there,
In case you care that life's not fair

Why can't you see
That I'm only
Everything you want?
How come you give
Just enough to
Keep me hangin' on?

I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I just wanna be loved,

Loved, loved, loved, loved,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,

Cause you like shiny things,
Like diamond rings,
Sushi and Hybrid cars
Poker chips and Lyso dips
And getting thrown out of bars

I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I wanna be loved,

You like chocolate ice cream
But you hate your mother!
Can't you see that
You and me were
Made for one another?
I'm your biggest fan
You understand there'll
Never be no other
You're the best girl, that's for sure

I don't care what you say,
I just wanna be loved,
And I don't mean to talk so tough
I just wanna be loved,
I don't care what you say,
I just wanna be loved
And I don't mean to talk so tough
I just wanna be loved,

L- (ugh damn it)

Walk Of Shame Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

She bumped her head on the doorway ducking out before he even knew she was gone.
She slipped and fell on the porch step and stepped in some dog shit on the front lawn.

How in the hell did she get here she wondered as her uncharged phone hit the wall.
And what the hell did he look like she asked herself but did it really matter at all?

If she could call a cab,
This wouldn't be so bad,
Whatever happened to pay phones.
She'll never drink again,
She's gonna kill her friends,
If she could just find her way home.

Whatever gets you through the night
Somebody to love
Somebody to find
And when did the good times get so bad?
And mornings so bright?

And your stuck in the rain
And your tired of the games
When you've got no one to blame
On the Walk Of Shame

He stuck his head out of the doorway and only saw the maid cart there in the hall.
Ten floors down on the elevator smelling like sex and alcohol.

What the hell was I thinking or drinking,
I womnder where I parked my car.
And what is everybody staring at I should have never left my pants at the bar.

Whatever gets you through the night
Somebody to love
Somebody to find
And when did the good times get so bad?
And mornings so bright?

And your stuck in the rain
And your tired of the games
When you've got no one to blame
On the Walk Of Shame

Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name
Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name
Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name
Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name

(Whatever gets you through the night)

Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name

On the walk of shame

Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name

(And when did the good times get so bad)

Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name

(on the walk of shame)

"The Great Burrito Extortion Case" (2006)

Epiphany Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Stop before you get me started
Maybe I'll just go
I'm not exactly broken hearted
But I think you already know
That there's more to the story than I'm givin' up
Maybe I should just grow up

There's a picture of a girl somewhere
That fits this empty frame
And there's a song here somewhere with a happier refrain
It came to me, I think they call it an epiphany
And that's a big word

[Chorus:]
All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat documented
And depicted in this book of memories
That's as empty as a broken glass,
Or a gas tank in my car
If you can hear me now,
Come out, come out, wherever you are

I try so hard not to remember
I wish I could forget
The thoughts of you in syndication
Just like the time I met Joan Jett
At a Grammy party on a Saturday night
After you and me had a big fight

There's a picture of a boy somewhere that fits your empty frame
I tried switching the station,
But the song remains the same
It came to me, think they call it an epiphany
That line was lame

[Chorus:]
All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat documented
And depicted in this book of memories
That's as empty as a broken glass
Or a gas tank in my car
If you can hear me now,
Come out, come out, wherever you are

[Bridge]
Are you still at home?
Or did you go to Rome?
I swear I think I saw you on some Italian movie
Showing on the plane
I couldn't read your name
Subtitles don't work on the credits,
Man that's a shame
It's a shame now, me and you
No one to blame but, you

[Chorus:]
All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat documented
And depicted in this book of memories
All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat documented
And depicted in this book of memories
If you can hear me now
If you can hear him now,
If you can hear me now,
Come out, come out, wherever you are
Wherever you are
I think they call it an Epiphany

High School Never Ends Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Four years you think for sure
That’s all you’ve got to endure
All the total dicks
All the stuck up chicks
So superficial, so immature
Then when you graduate
You take a look around and you say HEY WAIT
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over
Aw that’s just great

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who‘s having sex,
Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
High school never ends

Check out the popular kids
You’ll never guess what Jessica did
How did Mary Kate lose all that weight
And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom’s straight
And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Doesn’t matter if you’re sixteen or thirty-five

Reese Witherspoon,
She’s the prom queen
Bill Gates,
Captain of the chess team
Jack Black, the clown
Brad Pitt, the quarterback
I’ve seen it all before
I want my money back

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who’s the best dressed and who’s having sex,
Who’s in the clubs and who’s on the drugs,
Who’s throwing up before they digest
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friends
And you’re still listen to the same shit you did back then
High school never ends

High school never ends

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who‘s having sex,
Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And I still don’t have the right look
And I still have the same three friends
And I’m pretty much the same as I was back then
High school never ends

High school never ends

High school never ends

Here we go again

Val Kilmer Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I always thought my movie
Would be a comedy
Not quite the tragedy that its become
More slapstick than chickflick
More Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's
So, thank me at the podium
For a lifetime of contribution
Turn on the cameras
Someone cue the extras
Hair and makeup to the set

Because the big screen's calling
Final casting call
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
On another stupid movie
'bout a guy with a broken heart
Is falling apart
Your headed for the cutting room floor
And in the sequel honey
I'm the guy who gets the girl

So if you miss my movie
Get the DVD
Check out the chemistry
Between you and me
Less 'Raising Arizona'
More 'Steel Magnolias'
So when you walk down that red carpet
I hope you trip and fall
I hope someone squirts you with a watergun
A super soaker filled with pee

Because the big screen's calling
Final casting call
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
On another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
Is falling apart
Your headed for the cutting room floor
And in the sequel honey
I'm the guy who gets the girl

All apologies
To Kevin Costner
and that chick from monster
Give me Adam Sandler,
Will Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer
He was funny in 'Real Genius'

[Greg]
What about 'Top Gun'?
[Jaret]
No, 'Top Gun' wasn't funny
[Greg]
Whatever

Top secret was funny too
But he sucked as Batman

Because the big screen's calling
Final casting call
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
On another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
Is falling apart

Steven Spielberg's calling and he's sending a car
It's your big shot baby, you're the next big star
Of another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
Who's falling apart
Your headed for the cutting room floor
But in the sequel honey
I'm the guy who gets the girl

I'm the guy that gets the girl [repeat until the end]

[BACKGROUND (repeat until the end):]
Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, BRIGHTelushi and Akroid, Chris Farley, Bill Murray in 'Stripes'.
Eddie Murphy till 90, Chris Rock and John Candy, the cast of Hollywood Knights.
Mike Myers, Jim Carrey and the Farelly Brothers are more my style.
'Terms of Endearment' I didn't get it.
I'd much rather shut up and smile.

I'm Gay Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

(This fucking song is all personality)
(Dude, that's the shit!)

Well we've all heard about
how the guys in the band
Weren't the popular kids in school
And now you hate your parents
'cause of the way you turned out
But in the end the blame's on you

And we all sympathize with your torn-apart heart
And your really artistic worldly views
It sells records when you're sad these days
It's super cool to be mad these days

I think rock and roll is really funny
when it's serious

Don't hate us 'cause we're happy
Don't hate us 'cause we're beautiful
Don't hate us if we make you smile
Or if we go the extra mile
To make someone feel better
on a really shitty day
And if you're hearing what I'm saying then
I want to hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)

Let's start a movement, let's start it right now
And if you don't know where to start
I can show you I'm your new team captain
Put your left hand over your heart
and repeat after me

It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
Chris, Gary? You guys wanna join in?
(Yeah, buddy. Sure. Sorry Dude)
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
Very Nice. Very Nice.

Don't hate us 'cause we're happy
Don't hate us 'cause you're miserable
Don't hate us if we make you smile
Or if we go the extra mile
To make someone feel better on a really shitty day
And if you're hearing what I'm saying then
I want to hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)

That's right, ladies and gentleman!
Pick up the phone
'cause Bowling For Soup is on the line!
And you don't have to be sad anymore!
You don't have to be mad anymore!
We can all join hands and do ring around
the freaking rosie!
In fact, can we can get some "La la"s up in here?

It sells records when you're sad these days
It's super cool to be mad these days
I think rock and roll is really funny
When it's serious

Yo, where my "La la"s at!

La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la

Why Don't I Miss You? Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Remember back at Ryder High
Wishing on stars in the Texas sky
I got your name tattooed
Across my heart how could we lose
Back in black when we were hand in hand
Two young kids like Jack and Diane
Falling at the speed of light
Burning up never felt so right
So why I don't miss you
Tell me what I am supposed to do
After all the shit that we've been through
I can't feel a thing
Maybe I was too high
Maybe I just sobered up too soon
You're still on the dark side of the moon
And always on my mind
So why don't I miss you
So many nights we drove around
King and queen of the whole damn town
Voted most likely to succeed
We were everybody's meant to be
Burned out plans to take over the world
Did I fuck it up, or did we just get bored
Kept losing at the same old game
We had our 15 minutes of fame
We took it all the way
You can't say we didn't try
So why I don't miss you
Tell me what I am supposed to do
After all the shit that we've been through
I can't feel a thing
Maybe I was too high
Maybe I just sobered up too soon
You're still on the dark side of the moon
And always on my mind
So why don't I miss you
Why don't I miss the way you laugh
At everything I say
You mom's apple pie always blew me away
It's funny how I always write the same old song
I wonder if you ever sing along with me
Sing along with me
So why I don't miss you
Tell me what I am supposed to do
After all the shit we've been through
I can't feel a thing
Maybe I was too high
Maybe I sobered up too soon
You're still on the dark side of the moon
And always on my mind
So why do I miss you

A Friendly Goodbye Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I can lay it on real thick
But I know how you don't like to get bogged down
With anything 'bout us
And our kick ass true love tale
Sorry I swore just then
Cause I know you hate it
And by the way that cake you baked me really sucked
But I ate it

[Chorus]
Cause I loved you
Even more that you could ever imagine
Here's a friendly goodbye
5,6,7
Ain't that a "b" with an itch
Ain't that a mother trucker
You can go to h-e-double hockey sticks
And f yourself
Cause I'm flippin' gosh darn sick
Of all the "s" words you put me through
So f-u
F-u

I can hang it out to dry
Cause I know how you like all your laundry neat
And not just thrown around
Like a chain saw in need of juggling
Sorry I flipped you off cause I know,
That you hate it
And that homemade porn I said that I erased
Well I saved it

[Chorus Repeat]

I'll send you a post card that says
I'm glad you're not here
I'll buy you a t-shirt
But I'll use it to wipe up the beer
That I spilled
While I was spilling my guts
To my friends about you
And I really don't have anything else nice to say

[Chorus Repeat]

Luckiest Loser Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

[VERSE 1]
Man your really one heck of a guy
Best friend since junior high
You showed me Playboy for the very first time
That was rad
We saw Bon Jovi we sat in the front row
I pierced your ear right before the show
We stole your brother's beer and he didn't know

[1ST CHORUS]
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
Did you fall in love or did
You just want to get some
That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion
I know you know she used to be my girl
You'd better run for cover
Cause she's tickin like a time bomb
And did i mention that youbothsuck.com
Now your stuck with her
Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar.
I guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER

[VERSE 2]
I met her at a kegger past out in the yard
Gettin in her pants wasn't really that hard
6 months later she crashed my car
That was rad
She's got a glow from her spray on tan
Marilyn manson is her favorite band
I really think she might worship Satan, not a band

[2ND CHORUS]
Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun
Did you fall in love or did
You just want to get some
That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion
I know you know she used to be my girl
You should run for cover
Cause she's tickin like a time bomb
And did i mention that youbothsuck.com
Now she's stuck with you
Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo
Like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper
Guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER

[BRIDGE]
Mel Gibson, Danny Glover you deserve each other
A lethal weapon when you take her home to
Meet your mother
She was a superstar, back seat of my car
Those days are over, now the night goes on yeah

[3RD CHORUS]
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
Did you fall in love
Or did you just want to get some
That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion
I know you know she used to be my girl
You'd better run for cover
Cause she's tickin like a time bomb
And did i mention that youbothsuck.com
Now your stuck wit her
Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar.
Like number two on a pooper scooper
I guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER

Love Sick Stomach Ache (Sugar Coated Accident) Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I woke up today.
That was my first mistake.
Would've been better off
In the middle of a dream
I was havin' bout a brighter day.
Yesterday, I gave my heart away.
By the middle of the day,
You could search for a sucker
and buy it now on ebay.

[CHORUS 1]
Hold your head up and face the day.
Seems like everybody's got a way
to say "I'm doing OK."
I'm OK as long as you're happy-
Without me.
Without my hand- to hold.
Without my jacket- to keep you warm when you're cold.
Oh yeah you're cold.
Popsicle love and pie crust promises,
Ice cream kisses that I'm really gonna Misses
Smith-sonian, peppermint, sugar-coated accident,
Empty Like a cavity, and now we're just history
And this is all I ever wanted.
I can take the heartbreak.
Can I get something for my lovesick stomach ache?
I threw up today.
I kinda sorta prayed
To go back in time and rewrite these lines
But I'll settle for a Bloody Mary.
"What's that?" you say.
You say you're not so OK.
Looking down from the top of a 30-foot drop.
That's exactly what you wanted.

[CHORUS 2]
Hold your head up and face the day.
Seems like yesterday you got your way.
But I am doing OK.
What's that you say?
You say you're not really happy without me.
Without my hand- to hold.
Without my jacket
To keep you warm when you're cold.
This is all I ever wanted.
I can take the heartbreak.
Can I get something for my lovesick stomach ache?
And this is much more than I needed.
(Can I have some Ginger Ale?)
I feel the agony of the defeated.
(Tell her she can go to hell.)
And if you really wanna make me feel better
Just don't let her take the sweater
I was wearing when I met her
Cause I know she's gonna say it was hers.
But it's mine. That shit is mine.

Popsicle love and pie crust promises,
Ice cream kisses that I'm really gonna Misses
Smith-sonian, peppermint, sugar-coated accident,
Empty Like a cavity, and now we're just history [x3]

Much More Beautiful Person Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Jeanie has a dad that might as well be dead.
A case a day habit and 3 other kids.
She's a much more beautiful person
Than you'll ever know.
She hates the world
At least the one outside.
She's a Myspace kid living a virtual life.
She's a much more beautiful person
Than she'll ever know.

[CHORUS:]
Close your eyes and the time tick by.
In this life, it's OK to cry, sometimes.
It can be hard to see what's right in front of you.
You're gonna smile sometimes,
Your worlds will collide.
I know you're tired of waiting,
So when you're through with hating,
You'll be a much more beautiful person,
You'll be a much more beautiful person,
And now you know.

Tommy can't help but feeling alone,
Walking the halls with his head hung low.
And he's a much more beautiful person
Than he'll ever know.
High school kids can be so nasty
In a cut-throat war for popularity.
A much more beautiful person than he'll ever know.

[CHORUS]

And you don't feel so lucky,
But I've seen so many things in you.
Believe me, I know just what you're going through.
So stand up and take a bow,
Hold your head high
Don't ever let them get you down.
It's all about you
And it's long over due.
You're gonna smile sometimes,
Your worlds will collide.
I know you're tired of waiting,
So when you're through with hating,
You'll be a much more beautiful person
And now you know. And now you know.

When We Die Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Well, I know that it's early
And it's too hard to think
And the broken empty bottles
Are reminder in the sink
But I thought that I should tell you
If it's not to late to say
I could put back all the pieces,
They just might not fit the same

Nothing's worth losing
Especially the chance to make it right

And I know that we're gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes
Are gonna fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won't get it back when we die

Well, I know it's been years now,
And I don't look the same
And the hopes and dreams you had for me
You thought went down the drain.
And the room feels so empty
where my pictures used to be
And I can't say that I blame you,
But you can't blame me

Cuz nothing's worth losing
Especially the chance to make it right

And I know that we're gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won't get it back when we die

Come over
Come over

Cause I gotta know,
If I am doing this all on my own

Come over
Come over

How can I show you if you're not here

And I know that we're gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes
Are gonna fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won't get it back when we die

And I know that we're gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes
are gonna fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won't get it back when we die

Come over
Come over

Wooohooohooohaaaaawwww

Don't Let It Be Love Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I was out on the front line, doin' just fine.
Put it all behind me
'til I cam across a letter from an old friend,
Askin' "How you been?"
Stopped me dead in my tracks
And shot me right back there to '02
And it was me and you
What am I supposed to say?
I hope I don't fall head over heals
Cause I know how it's gonna feel.
And I don't think I could live through you again.

[CHORUS]
So don't don't don't
Let it be love love love
Because it hurts a lot, like it or not.
If it comes down to love or money,
It won't be love love love
It won't be love love love.
And I know I should know better.
Man, I hate this stuff. Don't let it be love.

Let's think in the front line.
I'm on the drop line.
So fill me in, bash me over the head.
Wish I was dead. Time heals everything,
Time heals everything.
At least that's what I've read.
Here we go again. We're head over heals
And I know how it's gonna feel.
When it crashes and it burns
It'll be too much. So

[CHORUS]

And if I ever hear that song again
I just might kill someone.
Not literally
But the thought has crossed my mind.

So don't don't don't
Let it be love love lovejavascript:void(0)
I'm much better with
WHAM! BAM! Thank you Ma'am

[CHORUS]

If You Come Back To Me / Outro Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

You were right all along.
You know I hate that, admitting I was wrong.
So I don't answer the phone when it's you.
It's funny when I see the caller I.D.
Shows the phone line's still in your dad's name.
So hey, I'm doing OK.

And I'll get back to you if you come back to me.
Your voice is so Marilyn Monroe.
It's funny how that makes me wanna smash the phone.
I wonder if J.F.K. ever felt this way.
All alone, like Summer when it snows.
So out of place, so out of those fake smiles.
I used to do so well.
And here's the part of the song
Where I start to break down like my broken heart.
But it's not gonna matter
The lines are all down from a hurricane
They should have named after you.
Maybe I should get a Scorpions ringtone
To remind me of you.

[CHORUS]
So hey, I'm doing OK.
And I'll get back to you if you come back to me.
Oh, here we go.
Just like a broken record skippin' apart
That we both oughta know by heart.
([2nd time:]
And I can still hear you singing along)

We were right there,
And now it seems so tragic.
No happy ending,
Now this whole thing seems so drastic.
You asked me 20 times
Where we could find our magic.
Ask David Copperfield or even Rick O'Casic.
David Blaine,(where's the magic?)
Lance Burton, (where's the magic?)
Harry Potter,(where's the magic?)
I used to think pop rocks were magic.
Sigfried and Roy, (where's the magic?)
Shaquille O'Neal,
(why'd you leave the magic?)
You asked me 20 times,
Or was it 28,
And your greatest trick ever
Was your great escape.

[CHORUS]

No Opinion Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh

She's a knock-out and she likes my favourite movies;
David Letterman and Chinese Delivery.
She loves Miller Light and watching Tyson fighting,
Hanging with my friends and football on a monday night.
But little did I know

She's morphing like a power ranger;
Really sweet but just don't ask her
What her favourite colour is if she knows you like brown.
She says her favourite band is Zeppelin;
Never heard "Stairway To Heaven".
Whatever she likes that day depends on who's around.

Even I've got standards, but I just don't understand her.
My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend,
With absolutely no opinion

Oh-oh
Oh-oh

Seven weeks ago we caught you two in the city;
She saw my t-shirt she said Vertigo's her favourite song.
I stood and watched her shaking;
She tried to start a mosh-pit;
She sang along all night - got every single lyric wrong.
So sorry Bono.

She's morphing like a power ranger;
Really sweet but just don't ask her
What her favourite colour is if she knows you like brown.
She says her favourite band is Zeppelin;
Never heard "Stairway To Heaven".
Whatever she likes that day depends on who's around.

Even I've got standards, but I just don't understand her.
And that's why she's my
My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend,
With absolutely no opinion

I took her to Baskin Robbins for Cookies and cream and mint chocolate chip;
She tore through a double scoop and then she said she was lactose intolerant.
I like yo-yo's, so she likes yo-yo's.
Why can't she just be herself and not do everything in life to please everyone else
(to please everyone else).

She's morphing like a power ranger;
Really sweet but just don't ask her
What her favourite colour is if she knows you like brown.
She says her favourite band is Zeppelin;
Never heard "Stairway To Heaven".
Whatever she likes that day depends on who's around.

Even I've got standards, but I just don't understand her.
And that's why she's my
My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend,
With absolutely no opinion

Oh-oh
Oh-oh

Home Alone Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I see her out almost every night
She’s with her friends, and I’m with mine
Oh man she looks so nice
(Break the ice)

Jet back hair and big blue eyes
Gonna hate myself if I
If I don’t make my move
(Get your grove)

(Ooh ooh) I brush my breath and spike up my hair
(Ooh ooh ooh) Finally gonna make her mine tonight

(Shot down) Oh my god I just
(Fell down) She has got my
(Heart drowned) And I can’t believe it
(Right there) For everyone to see it
(Shot down) Oh my god I just
(Fell down) She has got my
(Heart drowned) And I can’t believe it
(Right there) For everyone to see it

So dashing, debonair
My mum was right; I should have changed my underwear
Another chance I’ve blown, walking home alone

I said ‘hey’, she said ‘hello’
‘You wanna dance?’ she said ‘hell no’
But I still stood strong (For way too long)

I had her laughing there all night
She said ‘you’re such a funny guy’
(But the biggest laugh he got was when he asked her for her number)
[Speaking] That’s actually true…

(Ooh ooh) I brush my breath and spike up my hair
(Ooh ooh ooh) Finally gonna make her mine tonight

(Shot down) Oh my god I just
(Fell down) She has got my
(Heart drowned) And I can’t believe it
(Right there) For everyone to see it
(Shot down) Oh my god I just
(Fell down) She has got my
(Heart drowned) And I can’t believe it
(Right there) For everyone to see it

So dashing, debonair
My mum was right; I should have changed my underwear
Another chance I’ve blown, walking home alone

(Come on then, I’ll drive you home)

I’ve had enough now (Don’t let it get you down)
No I’m not angry; I just wish that she could see me for myself
(Then can we ask her out?)
Do what you want, I’m not, it’s done, that’s through, I’m giving up
I think I might just get a cat

(Ooh ooh)
(Ooh ooh ooh)
(Shot down) Oh my god I just
(Fell down) She has got my
(Heart drowned) And I can’t believe it
(Right there) For everyone to see it
(Shot down) Oh my god I just
(Fell down) She has got my
(Heart drowned) And I can’t believe it
(Right there) For everyone to see it

So dashing, debonair
My mum was right; I should have changed my underwear
Another chance I’ve blown, walking home alone

Everyday's A Saturday Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

You know Monday was manic
Tuesday was worse
I've gotta say Wednesday for the sake of this verse
And Thursday
Was actually pretty OK
For once
Don't even talk about Friday night
You know i didn't get laid
And i didn't fight with my girlfriend
'Cause I don't have one
Anymore

And now you won't have me to push around
Won't have me to kick around
I won't be here for the run around
No, oh, no-o-o-o

I'm sleeping in
I'm taking the day off
I'm tired of running round
Like a chicken with it's head on the chopping block
I just wanna fly away
To where everyday's a Saturday
For me
From now on

Monday I slept till 4pm
On Tuesday I took up the violin
And Wednesday
Yes Christina Ricci's hot
Thurday I quit the violin
And Friday here we go again
It's the weekend
Come on everyone join in

And now you won't have us to push around
Won't have us to kick around
We won't be here for the run around
No, oh, no-o-o-o

I'm sleeping in
I'm taking the day off
I'm tired of running round
Like a rat in a marathon
If I'm gonna run
I just wanna run away
To where everyday's a Saturday
For me
From now on

From now on
I'm not gonna wear your uniform
Gonna live off of movie popcorn
(can't work the line out sorry)
Brad Pitt was in true romance
And look how far he's gone

And now you won't have us to push around
Won't have us to kick around
We won't be here for the run around
No, oh, no-o-o-o

I'm sleeping in
I'm taking the day off
I'm tired of running round
Like a chicken with it's head on the chopping block
I just wanna fly away

I'm sleeping in
I'm taking the day off
I'm tired of running round
Like a rat in a marathon
If I'm gonna run
I just wanna run away
To were everyday's a Saturday

For me
From now on

For me
From now on

"Bowling For Soup Goes To The Movies" (2005)

Jimmy Neutron Theme Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

From here to the stars,
With my candy bars,
Rides a kid
With a knack
For inventions.

A super-powered mind,
A mechanical canine,
He rescues the day
From sure destruction.

He's gotta save the world
And get to school on time,
So many things to do
And not much time

So off the ground,
Up in the air,
Out into the atmosphere,

Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!

No matter where you are,
You know he can't be far,
Watching the world
Through x-ray vision

And whenever he's around,
Where adventure can be found,
You know that Jimmy Neutron's
On a mission

He's gotta save the world
And get to school on time,
So many things to do
And not much time

So off the ground,
Up in the air,
Out into the atmosphere,

Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
It's Jimmy Neutron!

(Ready Or Not) Omaha Nebraska Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

(doo doo dooo)

(doo doo dooo)

(doo doo dooo)

(doo doo dooo)

Somebody pinch me
Coz I cant beleive im here
This is somethin that i've dreamed of all my life
Dreamed of all my life

And I cant beleive
That it all comes down to this,
And this is something that i've waited for all my life,
Waited for my whole life

And now its 2 men on,
2 men gone, better up

(lets go)

Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska,
Coz here we come
(doo doo dooo)

(doo doo dooo)

Somebody pinch me
Coz I cant beleive im here
This is somethin that i've dreamed of all my life
Dreamed of all my life

And I cant beleive
That it all comes down to this,
And this is something that i've waited for all my life,
Waited for my whole life

And now its 3 and 2
Me and you, better off

(lets go)

Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska,
Coz here we come
Here we come
Here we come

(2,3,4)

(doo doo dooo)

(doo doo dooo)

Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Coz here we come

Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska,
Coz here we come

Ready or not (doo doo dooo)
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not (doo doo dooo)
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not (doo doo dooo)
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Coz here we come
Here we come
Here we come

Greatest Day Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

[VERSE 1:]
I've got the keys to the car
I'm goin out on an afternoon vacation
They all know where I'm gonna go

[BRIDGE:]
The sun is shining down and
There is no one else around now
Wish you were here to hear me say
This is gonna be my greatest day

[CHORUS:]
How far would I go
How long would I stay
To see it all
To carry it all back with me again
How hard would I try
Just to hear everybody say
This is gonna be my greatest day

[VERSE 2:]
Standing here, looking out on the world
And for a second nobody is looking back at me
I never even notice where they go

Baby One More Time Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here

oh baby baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah

Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause I need to know now

Because...
My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby baby
The reason I breathe is you
And girl you've got me blinded

Oh pretty baby
There's nothing that I would do
It's not the way I planned it

Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause I need to know now

OH because...
My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe, still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
(How was I supposed to know)

Oh pretty baby
I shouldn't have let you go

And I must confess
that my lonliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe?
That you will be here
and give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe, still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

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