You are my best friend in the world.
And I hope that you know,
when we hangout together,
it's freakin' awesome.
Playing poker Friday night,
Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
You think that my sister's hot
I accidentally shot your finger
off your writing hand oh well,
you get disability.
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
and told my ambulance to stop at the bar.
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
You fart and burp in the same key,
and I think your iPod sucks.
You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.
I've seen your penis you've seen mine
I popped your pimples you
rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back
You ran defence when I shit my pants
you felt my girls' brand new boobs
you asked to suck them she refused
so while you slept I shaved your head
you woke up and told me that I...
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
Me With No You Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I'm not lost I just haven't found everything I need
I'm not torn I'm just getting it together
I'm not broken don't ya mind the pieces of me
You see scattered on the ground
I swear, I'll turn this all around
I'm not home but I'm sitting here in my room
I'm photograph in need of a zoom
I feel far away I can't make out the face
It's all blurred since you went away
When you took your keys out you took a little piece of me
I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you
I'm a mark, I'm a martyr, I'm a victim, I'm a jerk
I'm an engine that just doesn't seem to start
I'm a kingdom with no king, I'm a king without a crown
So I fall down on my knees and I pray nobody sees
You got my attention, now please come back to me
(Come back to me)
I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you
Can't find the words to fit the melody
But I swear that I could sing it - when you were here with me
I'm all over the place, on a scale of 1 to 10
I'm a C (that's me)
I'm not lost I just haven't found everything I need
I'm not torn I'm just getting it together
I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you
That's me with no you
That's me with no you
Hooray
I'm not torn I'm just getting it together
I'm not broken don't ya mind the pieces of me
You see scattered on the ground
I swear, I'll turn this all around
I'm not home but I'm sitting here in my room
I'm photograph in need of a zoom
I feel far away I can't make out the face
It's all blurred since you went away
When you took your keys out you took a little piece of me
I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you
I'm a mark, I'm a martyr, I'm a victim, I'm a jerk
I'm an engine that just doesn't seem to start
I'm a kingdom with no king, I'm a king without a crown
So I fall down on my knees and I pray nobody sees
You got my attention, now please come back to me
(Come back to me)
I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you
Can't find the words to fit the melody
But I swear that I could sing it - when you were here with me
I'm all over the place, on a scale of 1 to 10
I'm a C (that's me)
I'm not lost I just haven't found everything I need
I'm not torn I'm just getting it together
I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you
That's me with no you
That's me with no you
Hooray
Hooray For Beer Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I was lost and down
Before you turned my life around
I never knew a love like this could happen
And they said I was too young
But when I turned 21
You gave me hope that's everlasting
Now everything is going my way
The sun's shining all around me
Bells are ringing and the birds are singing now
I wanna tell the whole world
Hooray For Beer!
I'm really glad you're here
Let's make this moment last
You feel so right
Wanna be with you all night
Shout it out
Hooray For Beer!
And sometimes when I wake
You seem like a mistake
My stomach's turning circles, my head is pounding
But at 5 o'clock
You say it's time to rock
And I can't resist, I gotta be around you
Now everything is hunky dory
The stars are shining all around me
There's a happy ending to my story now
I wanna tell the whole world
Hooray For Beer!
I'm really glad you're here
Let's make this moment last
You feel so right
Wanna be with you all night
Shout it out
Hooray For Beer!
I could hold you in my hands forever
Or at least until you're gone
And then I'll order another one
Now everything is going my way
The sun's shining all around me
Bells are ringing and the birds are singing now
I wanna tell the whole world
Hooray For Beer!
I'm really glad you're here
Let's make this moment last
You feel so right
Wanna be with you all night
Shout it out
Hooray!
Hip hip hooray!
Hooray For Beer!
Before you turned my life around
I never knew a love like this could happen
And they said I was too young
But when I turned 21
You gave me hope that's everlasting
Now everything is going my way
The sun's shining all around me
Bells are ringing and the birds are singing now
I wanna tell the whole world
Hooray For Beer!
I'm really glad you're here
Let's make this moment last
You feel so right
Wanna be with you all night
Shout it out
Hooray For Beer!
And sometimes when I wake
You seem like a mistake
My stomach's turning circles, my head is pounding
But at 5 o'clock
You say it's time to rock
And I can't resist, I gotta be around you
Now everything is hunky dory
The stars are shining all around me
There's a happy ending to my story now
I wanna tell the whole world
Hooray For Beer!
I'm really glad you're here
Let's make this moment last
You feel so right
Wanna be with you all night
Shout it out
Hooray For Beer!
I could hold you in my hands forever
Or at least until you're gone
And then I'll order another one
Now everything is going my way
The sun's shining all around me
Bells are ringing and the birds are singing now
I wanna tell the whole world
Hooray For Beer!
I'm really glad you're here
Let's make this moment last
You feel so right
Wanna be with you all night
Shout it out
Hooray!
Hip hip hooray!
Hooray For Beer!
America (Wake Up Amy) Lyrics – Bowling for Soup (feat. Scott Reynolds and Parry Gripp)
America a beautiful girl
A gift to the world from outside of town
A train wreck with unbelievable skin
Hey, where have you been we haven't seen you around
You know you don't have to be so mean
We hear it loud and clear when you say
That you don't give a whoop whoop
America she bullies at school
Her parents were cool
But now she's out on her own
Happiness as long as she's right and she's quick to fight
Yeah she's looking kinda rough
She says just recognize recognize
Cause She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor
America she lost all her friends
The fun never ends until you buy your own beer
Rehab so bitter and wired
So used up and tired hey your looking pretty rough
She says just recognize recognize
Cause She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks on
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Waking up the neighbors it goes on and on
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks on
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Waking up the neighbors it goes on and on and on
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor
A gift to the world from outside of town
A train wreck with unbelievable skin
Hey, where have you been we haven't seen you around
You know you don't have to be so mean
We hear it loud and clear when you say
That you don't give a whoop whoop
America she bullies at school
Her parents were cool
But now she's out on her own
Happiness as long as she's right and she's quick to fight
Yeah she's looking kinda rough
She says just recognize recognize
Cause She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor
America she lost all her friends
The fun never ends until you buy your own beer
Rehab so bitter and wired
So used up and tired hey your looking pretty rough
She says just recognize recognize
Cause She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks on
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Waking up the neighbors it goes on and on
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks on
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Waking up the neighbors it goes on and on and on
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor
If Only Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
If only you were here
If only I were I could see your eyes
If only I were with you if only I could kiss you
If only I had just one night to make this right
I would turn this thing around
I'm sad and lonely, drunk and tired of beating myself to a pulp
And I'm not giving... up
Somehow we fell off track
And got off the path that we'd beaten
I bet you thought that I had dried up and blown away
But I'm on a come back with a fury
And I'm gonna write myself a note
I'm on a mission and I thought that you should know
If only I were I could see your eyes
If only I were with you if only I could kiss you
If only I had just one night to make this right
I would turn this thing around
I'm sad and lonely, drunk and tired of beating myself to a pulp
And I'm not giving... up
Somehow we fell off track
And got off the path that we'd beaten
I bet you thought that I had dried up and blown away
But I'm on a come back with a fury
And I'm gonna write myself a note
I'm on a mission and I thought that you should know
I Gotchoo Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Waves hit rocks and folks get wet
I was gonna say something but now I forget
Chocolate covered cherries with the milk on the side
I'll meet you at the party if I find a ride
Helicopters fly and birds like to nest
Elvis or the Beatles who cares who's the best? (Beatles)
Raleigh is the capital of North Carolina
Peanut butter sandwich with some Aunt Jemima
And If you were me
You'd probably see
What I'm talking about
Talk is cheap but I can't afford it
And counting sheep don't work anymore
My head is turning circles but I got you, I got you
The coast is clear the view is distorted
Lots to do and I'm always bored
Nothing in my wallet but I got you, I got you
Credit or debit with your super market basket
Bring your own tote no paper no plastic
In the sun or the rain always bring an umbrella
Get a lollipop from the pretty bank teller
Go cart track with a '57 Chevy
I carry my weight but I'm getting kinda heavy
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? (was he?)
And If you were me
You'd probably see
What I'm talking about
Talk is cheap but I can't afford it
And counting sheep don't work anymore
My head is turning circles but I got you, I got you
The coast is clear, the view is distorted
Lots to do and I'm always bored
Nothing in my wallet but I got you, I got you
Sometimes you've gotta run and put your foot on the pedal
Other times you've gotta stay and bring the metal
Doesn't matter to me, 'cause I've got you, IGOTCHOO!
Talk is cheap but I can't afford it
And counting sheep don't work anymore
My head is turning circles but I got you, I got you
The coast is clear the view is distorted
Lots to do and I'm always bored
Nothing in my wallet but I got you, I got you
I was gonna say something but now I forget
Chocolate covered cherries with the milk on the side
I'll meet you at the party if I find a ride
Helicopters fly and birds like to nest
Elvis or the Beatles who cares who's the best? (Beatles)
Raleigh is the capital of North Carolina
Peanut butter sandwich with some Aunt Jemima
And If you were me
You'd probably see
What I'm talking about
Talk is cheap but I can't afford it
And counting sheep don't work anymore
My head is turning circles but I got you, I got you
The coast is clear the view is distorted
Lots to do and I'm always bored
Nothing in my wallet but I got you, I got you
Credit or debit with your super market basket
Bring your own tote no paper no plastic
In the sun or the rain always bring an umbrella
Get a lollipop from the pretty bank teller
Go cart track with a '57 Chevy
I carry my weight but I'm getting kinda heavy
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? (was he?)
And If you were me
You'd probably see
What I'm talking about
Talk is cheap but I can't afford it
And counting sheep don't work anymore
My head is turning circles but I got you, I got you
The coast is clear, the view is distorted
Lots to do and I'm always bored
Nothing in my wallet but I got you, I got you
Sometimes you've gotta run and put your foot on the pedal
Other times you've gotta stay and bring the metal
Doesn't matter to me, 'cause I've got you, IGOTCHOO!
Talk is cheap but I can't afford it
And counting sheep don't work anymore
My head is turning circles but I got you, I got you
The coast is clear the view is distorted
Lots to do and I'm always bored
Nothing in my wallet but I got you, I got you
Love Goes Boom Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
S-S-S-Saw you in December
I can't believe that summer got here so fast
I hardly can remember
Crawling through the dust cloud after the blast
T-T-T-Trippen over land mines
Falling over words when I see your face
Oh yeah, you took your sweet time
Breakin' down the walls blowing me away
L-L-L-Love is like a hurricane
L-L-L-Love is like a car crash - and I - just can't look away
L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb 4-3-2-1
Every time you walk in the room
Love goes Boom!
Ya T-T-T-Told me that ya love me
And suddenly the sky fell to the ground
I'm sh-sh-sh-shaking like an earthquake, honey
You've got my whole world turned upside down
And I never could imagine
And I don't want to pretend
I just know that don't want this to end
L-L-L-Love is like a hurricane
L-L-L-Love is like a car crash - and I - just can't look away
L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb 4-3-2-1
Every time you walk in the room
Love goes Boom!
Love goes boom
And I don't know what to do
I swear I'm exploding
Every time I look at you
And I never could imagine
And I don't want to pretend
I just know that don't want this to end
L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb...
Love goes Boom!
I can't believe that summer got here so fast
I hardly can remember
Crawling through the dust cloud after the blast
T-T-T-Trippen over land mines
Falling over words when I see your face
Oh yeah, you took your sweet time
Breakin' down the walls blowing me away
L-L-L-Love is like a hurricane
L-L-L-Love is like a car crash - and I - just can't look away
L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb 4-3-2-1
Every time you walk in the room
Love goes Boom!
Ya T-T-T-Told me that ya love me
And suddenly the sky fell to the ground
I'm sh-sh-sh-shaking like an earthquake, honey
You've got my whole world turned upside down
And I never could imagine
And I don't want to pretend
I just know that don't want this to end
L-L-L-Love is like a hurricane
L-L-L-Love is like a car crash - and I - just can't look away
L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb 4-3-2-1
Every time you walk in the room
Love goes Boom!
Love goes boom
And I don't know what to do
I swear I'm exploding
Every time I look at you
And I never could imagine
And I don't want to pretend
I just know that don't want this to end
L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb...
Love goes Boom!
I Can't Stand L.A. Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Well I love New York like everyone
And I go to Las Vegas to Chill
I like Denver Colorado cause it's so laid back
And Chicago keeps it real
I only leave Dallas when I have to, but
When I do I like Tulsa, OK
And I ain't got nothing against California
But I can't stand LA
Well Orlando Florida is humid but it's swell
Austin and Nashville both freakin' rock (yes they do! )
And New Orleans is evil but it's part of the appeal
You can gamble drink and swear until you drop
The state of Ohio's been great to our band
Along with Phili and Green Bay
I got nothing but love for Hollywood
But I can't stand LA
I like Salt Lake City, Portland, Frisco, Santa Fe
Indianappolis and Hartford, too
Boise, Memphis, Souix Falls, and of course KC
Along with Pittsburg and Kalamazoo
Atlanta is our home away from home and here's a shout out to Sauget
And I wish my friends would leave that place
'Cause I can't stand LA
Traffic Sucks
No protected lefts
Snooty fucks
Pollution fills the air
Gang Fights
$7 beers
And the threat of breaking off into the sea
(And now to give LA the benefit of the doubt)
Jimmy Kimmel In and Out and great sushi
And diversity everywhere
Really hot chicks wearing next to nothing
And the Santa Monica Pier
Thank you for hair metal and the 84 olympics and for the BFS radio play
But please don't take this personally
No I'm happy to visit, but I'm happier to leave
And I guess what it is I'm trying to say is
I can't stand LA!
And I go to Las Vegas to Chill
I like Denver Colorado cause it's so laid back
And Chicago keeps it real
I only leave Dallas when I have to, but
When I do I like Tulsa, OK
And I ain't got nothing against California
But I can't stand LA
Well Orlando Florida is humid but it's swell
Austin and Nashville both freakin' rock (yes they do! )
And New Orleans is evil but it's part of the appeal
You can gamble drink and swear until you drop
The state of Ohio's been great to our band
Along with Phili and Green Bay
I got nothing but love for Hollywood
But I can't stand LA
I like Salt Lake City, Portland, Frisco, Santa Fe
Indianappolis and Hartford, too
Boise, Memphis, Souix Falls, and of course KC
Along with Pittsburg and Kalamazoo
Atlanta is our home away from home and here's a shout out to Sauget
And I wish my friends would leave that place
'Cause I can't stand LA
Traffic Sucks
No protected lefts
Snooty fucks
Pollution fills the air
Gang Fights
$7 beers
And the threat of breaking off into the sea
(And now to give LA the benefit of the doubt)
Jimmy Kimmel In and Out and great sushi
And diversity everywhere
Really hot chicks wearing next to nothing
And the Santa Monica Pier
Thank you for hair metal and the 84 olympics and for the BFS radio play
But please don't take this personally
No I'm happy to visit, but I'm happier to leave
And I guess what it is I'm trying to say is
I can't stand LA!
Belgium Polka Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Lately I feel so small
or maybe it's just that my bed has grown
never noticed it before
but you were there so how was I to know
that this single bed was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you
[Chorus:]
And now you're halfway around the world
and I'm just a day behind
nothing seems to fill the hole
that I've had since you left my side
you'll always be my little girl
though I can't hold you tonight
now you're halfway around the world
and I'm just a day behind
I wake up in the night
and turn around to find that you're not there
I just want to watch you sleep,
lay by you,
I love to feel you near
I think I'm going crazy
every day confusion starts to grow
never noticed it before
but you were there so how was I to know
that this single bed
was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you
[Chorus]
Just a day behind
[Chorus]
Just a day behind [x3]
or maybe it's just that my bed has grown
never noticed it before
but you were there so how was I to know
that this single bed was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you
[Chorus:]
And now you're halfway around the world
and I'm just a day behind
nothing seems to fill the hole
that I've had since you left my side
you'll always be my little girl
though I can't hold you tonight
now you're halfway around the world
and I'm just a day behind
I wake up in the night
and turn around to find that you're not there
I just want to watch you sleep,
lay by you,
I love to feel you near
I think I'm going crazy
every day confusion starts to grow
never noticed it before
but you were there so how was I to know
that this single bed
was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you
[Chorus]
Just a day behind
[Chorus]
Just a day behind [x3]
I Just Wanna Be Loved Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I just wanna be loved
I just wanna be extraordinary
I'm just your everyday average white guy
On the radio
Whoa-oh-oh
I just wanna be loved
Like the English people love their spliffs and curry
Like a kid loves money from the tooth fairy
Like Tubaka loves Han Solo
Why can't you see
That I'm only
Everything you want?
How come you give
Just enough to
Keep me hangin' on?
I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,
I don't know how to surf,
But I'm really really good at karaoke
Maybe I'm not just an average white guy
Except down there,
In case you care that life's not fair
Why can't you see
That I'm only
Everything you want?
How come you give
Just enough to
Keep me hangin' on?
I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,
Cause you like shiny things,
Like diamond rings,
Sushi and Hybrid cars
Poker chips and Lyso dips
And getting thrown out of bars
I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I wanna be loved,
You like chocolate ice cream
But you hate your mother!
Can't you see that
You and me were
Made for one another?
I'm your biggest fan
You understand there'll
Never be no other
You're the best girl, that's for sure
I don't care what you say,
I just wanna be loved,
And I don't mean to talk so tough
I just wanna be loved,
I don't care what you say,
I just wanna be loved
And I don't mean to talk so tough
I just wanna be loved,
L- (ugh damn it)
I just wanna be extraordinary
I'm just your everyday average white guy
On the radio
Whoa-oh-oh
I just wanna be loved
Like the English people love their spliffs and curry
Like a kid loves money from the tooth fairy
Like Tubaka loves Han Solo
Why can't you see
That I'm only
Everything you want?
How come you give
Just enough to
Keep me hangin' on?
I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,
I don't know how to surf,
But I'm really really good at karaoke
Maybe I'm not just an average white guy
Except down there,
In case you care that life's not fair
Why can't you see
That I'm only
Everything you want?
How come you give
Just enough to
Keep me hangin' on?
I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,
Cause you like shiny things,
Like diamond rings,
Sushi and Hybrid cars
Poker chips and Lyso dips
And getting thrown out of bars
I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I wanna be loved,
You like chocolate ice cream
But you hate your mother!
Can't you see that
You and me were
Made for one another?
I'm your biggest fan
You understand there'll
Never be no other
You're the best girl, that's for sure
I don't care what you say,
I just wanna be loved,
And I don't mean to talk so tough
I just wanna be loved,
I don't care what you say,
I just wanna be loved
And I don't mean to talk so tough
I just wanna be loved,
L- (ugh damn it)
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