Guard My Heart Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Ask me a question
And I'll fill you full of lies
I know now the truth is bigger than my disguise
The message that I sent was shot down long ago
All I wanted was a simple yes but baby you said no

You can't see my point of view
You're too caught up in protecting you
I'll put on a smile and wait just like I often do
Then I'll make myself a promise too

I need correspondence
So please give me an answer do
Could you repeat that one more time so I believe in you
I've got a unique talent for seeing things that other people can't
I know your heart is shot full of holes from mistakes made in the past

You cant see my point of view
You're too caught up in protecting you
I put on a smile and wait just like I often do
You say we're friends so I'll just guard this heart
If I don't you might tear me apart

Tear me apart
I know you don't believe it
I could never do that to you
How I wish that you could see it all from the eyes i look thru

But you can't see my point of view
You're too caught up in protecting you
I put on a smile and wait just like I often do
You say were friends so I'll just guard this heart
If I don't you might tear me apart

Tear me apart
Tear me apart
You cant see my point of view
(tear me apart)
Cus you're too caught up in protecting you
(tear me apart)
I put on a smile and wait just like I often do
Then I'll make myself a promise too

Graduation Trip Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

It was so long ago
That feels so strange to say
How does 18 years ago
Seem just like yesterday
A hundred kids from around the world
On a ship to the great unknown
Two boys for every girl
You had never been away from home
You were drinking something really green
Hopping around like a grasshopper
I was sipping diesel gasoline
Then I threw up on the mezzanine

I wonder if it ever crosses your mind
'Cause I'm afraid it's something I dwell on all of the time
I hear you're doing amazing, and
Believe me, that makes me smile
But I hope you think of me every once in a while

We watched the stars shine
Ate chicken by the slot machines
I was with a friend of mine
He got into your roommates' jeans
We danced to Aerosmith
And then we watched the sun appear
I took a bracelet from your wrist
You took an earring from my ear
You twisted one last twirl
Then kissed me so fucking hard
And all at once our friends would leave
Our hair tangled in the ocean breeze
You told me you loved me
I asked you if you were sure
You said you thought so
And then I said that I loved you too

I wonder if it ever crosses your mind
'Cause I'm afraid it's something I dwell on all of the time
I hear you're doing amazing, and
Believe me, that makes me smile
But I hope you think of me every once in a while

Georgia girl meets Texas boy
Place in time so far away
Like Leonardo Di Caprio
But our ship sank a different way
A lifetime in four short days
Said goodbye and we never looked back
A few letters always ended the same
I love you, did you know that?

I wonder if it ever crosses your mind
'Cause I'm afraid it's something I dwell on all of the time
I hear you're doing amazing, and
Believe me, that makes me smile
But I hope you think of me every once in a while

Yeah I hope you think of me every once in a while

My Girlfriend's An Alcoholic Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

My girlfriend is so beautiful
She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts
There's no end to her kindness
Shes the only one to make me laugh until it hurts
Her eye's shine, her teeth sparkle
She watches all my favorite shows
But there's only one thing you should know

Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobodies perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic

My girlfriend loves yoga
She's a ringer at [?] stands and body shops
Does pilates then kamikazes
So sweet but you never wanna piss her off
Coz there's one thing you should know

Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobodies perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic

And every night, I end up driving
So she don't go out, D.U.I.in' again
Get locked in the pen. Again.

Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobodies perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic

Dear Megan Fox Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

[Verse]
Dear Megan Fox,
Didn't you get my facebook post?,
It's been two whole days,
And I ain't heard back,
Did you read too much into my note?,
I like your cool tattoo,
But Norma Jean ain't got nothin on you,
If I come to L.A. will you show me the town?
Maybe Shia Labouef can hang out too,

[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (so let me tell 'em)

[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,

But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!

[Verse]
Dear Megan Fox,
How come you don't have a southern accent?,
Whats your twitter account?,
And will you follow me?,
My birthdays coming up, please don't forget,

[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (so let me tell 'em)

[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,

But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!

[Interlude]
[Spoken]
Remember that time in that movie transformers,
When you hot-wired that tow-truck
And you strapped a robot to the back of it
And you guys went drivin' through the city,
Shootin' rockets at the evil robots,
And blowin' stuff up and you finally blew up megatron?
...that was awesome!

[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (be happy with me...)

[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,

But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
(and no one else will ever know what we got,)
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!

"Sorry For Partyin'" (2009)

A Really Cool Dance Song Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

We grew up in the suburbs
Got guitars for Christmas
And started a punk rock band
Then we travelled the nation
Became a sensation
In our ’82 dodge van

Now we’re getting older and much more sober
And we’ve got some big ass payments to make
The wife wants a handbag
The kids need some college
And we just need one hit single to break
Get ready here it comes

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!

And now the label is so stoked
They don’t get the damn joke
The downloads are off the charts
Like those bands on the TV
In the frilly tuxedos
The ones that break the young girls’ hearts
And now we can too

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can’t wait to hear the remix!

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!

Who the hell are we foolin’?
This isn’t what we really do
We had to borrow this keyboard
We only listen to Motley Crue
But it’s gonna be really funny
Cos this song will be number one

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can’t wait to hear the remix!

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!

It’s our new sound!
We’re gonna...take it to the next level
You’re gonna hear us in all the clubs

Dudes, wait, the drums just...dropped out
The drums...
No it doesn’t sound good anymore
It...I can’t find the rhythm...on the...deal
It’s...nah, it’s cool...no it’s not

ALRIGHT! We’re back!
We are dancing this is awesome!
We are dancing
Dancing, dancing, dancing
And we’re dancing, dancing, dancing
WOO!

No Hablo Inglés Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

My teacher asked me where my homework was
And that's when I told her
No hablo Ingles
Policeman caught me doing 90
And that's when pulled me over
No hablo Ingles
A hippy with a tambourine
Asking me if i could spare a dollar
No hablo Ingles
Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight
And grabs my collar
No hablo Ingles

(One!)
When i'm not feeling it
(Two!)
When someone's full of shit
(Three!)
When i get cut off at the bar
To make a getaway
It's all you gotta say
(Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)

My nephew asks me if i'd take him
To the Jonas Brothers movie
No hablo Ingles
Walking my dog i see a sign that says
To please pick up the doodie
No hablo Ingles
My mum gets mad cause i never call my dad
On his birthday
No hablo ingles
A guy walks up and says
"Doda esta casel de pepe"
He no habla Ingles

(One!)
So many different uses
(Two!)
You don't need no excuses
(Three!)
It's as easy as the third grade
The perfect getaway
It's all you've gotta say
(Quatro! Sinco! Seis!)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey!)

Did you brush your teeth?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Where'd you leave your pants?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Did you feed the fish?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Do you like my band?
Wait... don't answer that...

No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles

Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey,)
Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
No hablo Ingles
Hey how 'bout we all get together
and go to the ballet?
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
Can I borrow that beer?
No hablo Ingles!
(laughs)
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles

My Wena Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Her name is Wena.
Hey, have you seen-a?
Everyone says she's amazing.
She gets so jealous,
She sticks her head up
When I'm checkin' out the ladies.
And she needs so much attention
She's always hangin' around.

My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(My Wena)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
Take a look at my Wena.

My little Wena,
Queen of the scene
And all the girls wanna be around her
Her skin is so soft,
I can't keep my hands off
Ever since the day I found her.
And she'll make your heart beat faster
With the wink of an eye.

My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(My Wena)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
Have you seen my Wena?
Get a load o' my…

Sometimes she can't sleep at night
And I wake up and she's just a-lookin' at me
And she snuggles up tight when it's cold outside
She likes to show off when we're walkin' the beach
And she's always up for goin' extra innings
She's a sucker for a happy ending.
And we may not always agree,
But she's always here with me.

My Wena is lonely tonight.
She cries when I turn out the light
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
My Wena.
(Take a look at my Wena).

My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My wonderful Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(She wants to get between ya)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
My wonderful Wena

Only Young Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Nothing to do
But sit around and make a mess with you
Watching the world
From rooftop looking down
We never care
Summertime and we ain't going anywhere
No goodbyes...

We're only young... running wild
Only young... get it right
We've got all the time in the world tonight
We're only young... you and I
Only young... let it ride
Right here... the best night of our lives!

Let's go down in flames
Tomorrows just a million miles away
We got tonight
So let's tear this town apart
We'll never change
We'll party like it's graduation day
No goodbyes...
We'll stay right here...
Laugh til we cry...

We're only young... running wild
Only young... get it right
We've got all the time in the world tonight
We're only young... you and I
Only young... let it ride
Right here... the best night of our lives!

(Tonight tonight) We'll make some history
(Tonight tonight) We'll burn some memories
(Tonight tonight) Legends never die
(Tonight tonight) It's like a movie
(Tonight tonight) The way it should be
(Tonight tonight) All we've got is time

We're only... and we don't care
If we get old... and lose our hair
Right now... the best night of our lives

We're only young... running wild
Only young... get it right
We've got all the time in the world tonight

We're only young... you and I
Only young... let it ride
Right here... the best night of our lives!

I Don't Wish You Were Dead Anymore Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

You know I only want what's best for you
And I hope you do well, in everything that you do
And it's a funny thing but now that you're gone
I don't wish you were dead anymore

I hope you're doing fine
I hope you've found the time
To chase that dream
I wanna see you shine
You were always on my mind
And my heart's on my sleeve
You know what I mean

You know I only want what's best for you
And I hope you do well
In everything that you do
And it's a funny thing but now that you're gone
I don't wish you were dead anymore

Remember hangin' out
There was never any doubt
You were on my side
Know you slived in the past
Should've known it wouldn't last
Nothing good ever does
But that's alright

You know I only want what's best for you
And I hope you do well
In everything that you do
And it's a funny thing but now that you're gone
I don't wish you were dead anymore

I think about the times we had
And when you left me I was lost
Girl, I miss you so bad
I was out of my mind for sure
No matter what I said I don't wish you were dead anymore

I hope you're not alone
I hope you've found a home
That you can live in
Me, I'm doing good
In the old neighborhood
So please don't come back
Never comeback

You know I only want what's best for you
And I hope you do well
In everything that you do
And it's a funny thing but now that you're gone
I don't wish you were dead anymore
I don't wish you were dead anymore
I don't wish that you were dead anymore

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