Award Show Taylor Swift lyrics - Bowling For Soup
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Going through the drive through get the value meal
Not just the nuggets the fries come with the deal
Also a drink I can upgrade to a shake
Chocolate or vanilla it's more than I can take
I'm gonna tweet "This is the best"
I'm so #Blessed
I wanna live in a wide eyed wonder
Every second, every minute, every day
I'd be surprised over and over
Wake up always blown away
I'm all OMG this is crazy
Even Kanye's got nothing to say
Where each moment we have is a gift
I wanna be like award show Taylor Swift
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh my Gawd!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh my Gawd!
I can't find a parking space driving in my car
Now I'm crying teardrops right on my guitar
When all of a sudden tail lights backing out
Park right in the lines and it makes me want to shout
This is the best day yet
One I'm never ever gonna forget
Never ever
I wanna live in a wide eyed wonder
Every second, every minute, every day
I'd be surprised over and over
Wake up always blown away
I'm all OMG this is crazy
Even Kanye's got nothing to say
Where each moment we have is a gift
I wanna be like award show Taylor Swift
Don't hate congratulate
Why you gotta be so mean
I can't help this look on my face
It's like I'm living in a freakin' dream
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh my Gawd!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh my Gwad!
I wanna live in a wide eyed wonder
Every second, every minute, every day
I'd be surprised over and over
Wake up always blown away
I'm all OMG this is crazy
Even Kanye's got nothing to say
Where each moment we have is a gift
I wanna be like award show Taylor Swift
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Award show Taylor Swift
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Award show Taylor Swift
Never ever
Never ever
Bfs Theme lyrics - Bowling For Soup
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
Get ready everyone
For some crazy fun
The greatest show on earth is here for you (Hey, hey)
The boys are back in town
We're gonna party down
'Cause here comes Bowling for Soup (Hey, hey)
Drums, guitar, and bass
Are gonna rock your face
Kickin' lots of ass is what they do (Hey, hey)
Come along with us
Get on the party bus
Here comes Bowling for Soup (Hey, hey)
Here comes Bowling for Soup (Hey, hey)
Here comes Bowling for Soup (Hey)
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
(Bowling for Soup, hey)
Don't You Want Me lyrics - Bowling For Soup (feat. Rival Town & the Anti-Queens)
(originally by The Human League)
You were workin' as a waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met you
I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around
Turned you into someone new
Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don't forget, it's me who put you where you are now
And I can put you back down too
Don't, don't you want me?
You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me
Don't, don't you want me?
You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me
It's much too late to find
You think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh?
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh?
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
That much is true
But even then I knew I'd find a much better place
Either with or without you
The five years we have had have been such good times
I still love you
But now I think it's time I live my life on my own
I guess it's just what I must do
Don't, don't you want me?
You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me
Don't, don't you want me?
You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me
It's much too late to find
You think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh?
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh?
Got Beat Up By A Girl lyrics - Bowling For Soup
Some girl named Sally walked up
And asked me
"What's the story?"
I said it's something with inning
Beginning and a plot
And she said "No!"
"I know you know!"
"And you know that I know you know!"
And I said "What?"
And she took the shot
I got beat up by a girl
With the right hook
Straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
Or maybe she got lucky
Either way you lived that day
A thousand times
In my aching head
But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
How proud he'd be
If he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl
I never even saw it coming
Hey, does someone have
An aspirin
Was I caught looking up her skirt
Or was it someone that I did?
And I said
Wait!
Not in the face!
And then she punched me in the face
And kicked my nuts
I think she hates my guts
I got beat up by a girl
With the right hook
Straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
Or maybe she got lucky
Either way you lived that day
A thousand times
In my aching head
You know I never lived it down
And I feel like such a
Fool
As I lay there on the ground
It was hard to keep it cool
But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
How proud he'd be
If he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl
Got beat up by a girl
And then one day
Junior High
In the corner of a cafeteria
Listening to a stereo
On a walk
Then munching on some raisin blend
Was the Girl that kicked my butt
All the way to Pizza Hut
At least that's how she put it way back in
I said
Hello
She said
F O!
I said "Let's put this in the past"
And then she whooped my ass
Again
I got beat up by a girl
With the right hook
Straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
Or maybe she got lucky
Either way you lived that day
A thousand times
In my aching head
You know I never lived it down
And I feel like such a
Fool
As I lay there on the ground
It was hard to look cool
But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
How proud he'd be
If he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl
Let's Go To The Pub lyrics - Bowling For Soup
I feel like there's something that I forgot to do
My girlfriends actin' pissed at me but that ain't nothin' new
Could it be her birthday or your anniversary
Beats the hell outta me
(Let's go to the pub)
Things just might get crazy cause that's just we do (hey)
Tomorrow might be hazy but we always pull through
We do this every weekend we can never get enough
Let's go to the pub (pub)
Let's go to the pub (pub)
(Let's friggen do this!)
Gary and I will keep it real and have some Miller Lites
Erik will pound some Jager shots and also Miller Lites
Chris will bring his brand new darts no one will give a shit
(I won a championship)
(Let's go to the pub)
Things just might get crazy cause that's what we do (hey)
Tomorrow might be hazy but we always pull through
We know the chick behind the bar
She always hooks us up
Let's go to the pub (pub)
Let's go to the pub (pub)
It's been a long week (let's go to the pub)
My car broke down (let's go to the pub)
My boss is a dick (let's go to the pub)
We ain't leavin' till closin' time
I stepped on a nail (let's go to the pub)
I dropped my phone (let's go to the pub)
My boss is still a dick (Let's go to the pub)
Ummmm, I actually had a good day
Well, then we should flippin' celebrate, you know?
(Let's go to the pub)
Things just might get crazy cause that's just what we do (hey)
Tomorrow might be hazy tonight we're Motley Crue
Fire up the karaoke "Too Young to Fall in Love"
Then after karaoke never mind we'll all be drunk
Let's go to the pub (pub)
Let's go to the pub (pub)
Let's go to the pub
Love Ya, Love Ya, Love Ya lyrics - Bowling For Soup
I called you up you didn't answer your phone
(I) I wondered what you were doing and if you wanted an ice cream cone, yeah
I waited outside but didn't see your car
(I) I spent the whole night drinking and don't remember leaving the bar, yeah!
Get back in my life
Get out of my head
Get back in the car
Come back to bed
Stop wearing my shit
I'm losing my mind
I'm tired of wasting all this time
I love you, love you, love you
And I'm never gonna leave you
But I kinda hope you fucking die
Oh, you're always on my mind
You make me sick
You're really mean
You know you make me laugh
You're everything I need
And I
Love you, love you, love you
More than anything in this whole world
So are you my girl?
Get outta my mind get outta my brain
(I) I feel like we go thru this again and again and again and again, yeah
You had your chance and now I'm trashed on
(I) I don't feel a thing let's get this over and over, can this be done? Yeah
Get outta my life
Get back in my head
Get out of my car
Get back in my bed
Stop drinking my shit
I'm losing my mind
I'm tired of wasting all this time
I love you, love you, love you
And I'm never gonna leave you
But I kinda hope you fucking die
Oh, you're always on my mind
You make me sick
You're really mean
You know you make me laugh
You're everything I need
And I
I love you, love you, love you
But you really need to make up your mind
So are you my guy?
Yes I'm your guy, are you my girl?
Yes I'm your girl, are you ready now?
Yes I'm ready now
Well I almost want to leave you
But I really want to see you
And I think I'm making up my mind
I love you, love you, love you
And I'm never gonna leave you
And I'm glad you didn't fucking die
Oh, you're always on my mind
I love you, love you, love you
And I'm never gonna leave you
But kinda hope you fucking die
Oh, you're always on my mind
You make me sick
You're really mean
You know you make me laugh
You're everything I need
I love you, love you, love you
More than anything in this whole world
So are you my girl?
Off The Bus lyrics - Bowling For Soup
Off the bus, two minutes on the phone
In another two weeks I'll be home
It's cold up here but it's warm down there
Close my eyes and I start to stare
Just this thing about you
Won't help me at all
And if I wake up
You won't catch me when I fall
And the memories that I keep locked inside
They fade away
Another hotel room, another place to sleep
Another stupid song that I can't keep
Not about your face, not about your eyes
It sounds so lame and it's so your type
Just this thing about you
Won't help me at all
And if I wake up
You won't catch me when I fall
And the memories that I keep locked inside
They fade away
I can dream about you tonight
Hold your hand if it feels alright
I can hold you in my arms all night tonight
I can dream about you tonight
We can run away from the daylight
And we won't ever have to say goodbye tonight
Goodbye tonight
And if I sing about you
It won't help me at all
And if I wake up
You won't catch me when I fall
And the memories that I keep locked inside
They fade away
And if I sing about you
It won't help me at all
And if I wake up
You won't catch me when I fall
And the memories that I keep locked inside
They fade away
Off the bus, two minutes on the phone
In another two weeks I'll be home
Rhonda Lasagna lyrics - Bowling For Soup
Her name is Rhonda
And she looked like Sally Field
So I called her [?]
And in a roundabout sorta way
She was my girlfriend
And in a roundabout sorta way
I was her boyfriend too, yeah
But I think Rhonda had a girlfriend too
She made lasagna
And I sang her a song by Brian Wilson
Cause I knew her favorite band was The Beach Boys
But I never should've said
I love the Beach Boys too, yeah
I wish they all could [?] California too
And I think Rhonda just might like that too
So if you see her walkin' out again
If you see her steppin' out again
Tell her it's okay
Tell Rhonda I never needed help anyway
Yeah yeah
Anyway, yeah yeah
Her name was Rhonda
And she looked like Sally Field
So I called her [?]
Yeah, but I don't think she knew
She was my girlfriend
Yeah, and I don't think she knew
I was her boyfriend too
Yeah, cause I think Rhonda had a girlfriend too
Yeah maybe Rhonda's got a girlfriend too
So if you see her walkin' out again
And if you see her steppin' out again
Tell her it's okay
Tell Rhonda I never needed help anyway
Yeah yeah
Anyway, yeah yeah
Help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda
Help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda
Help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda
Help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda
Help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda
Help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda
Help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda
Help me Rhonda, yeah, get you out of my heart
Get you out of my heart
Get out of my heart
Get out of my heart
Go!
There For Me lyrics - Chad Tepper & Bowling For Soup
I need to show my love
As I keep on saying crazy shit
What happened to our love?
You're giving up and I'm giving in
The neighbors hear our screaming
I bet you wanna call the cops
The second I start leaving
You call it off and you call me up
Whoa-oh-oh
You call me up
Whoa-oh-oh
'Cause you're always there for me
Except when I need you to be
Always there for me
Except when I need you to be
That shit you said to me
When you called in on my phone
I wanna drown you
I'm floating alone, I feel alone
You're always there for me
Except when I need you to be
Can we be rational?
I can't think, goddamn, you talk so loud
You say you want me to grow up
Well, that's how we got to where we are now
You want a happy ending
I wanna cry, I wanna laugh
I swear I'd run to catch you
But my feet are tangled in my mouth
Whoa-oh-oh
And you run your mouth
Whoa-oh-oh
'Cause you're always there for me
Except when I need you to be
Always there for me
Except when I need you to be
That shit you said to me
When you called in on my phone
I wanna drown you
I'm floating alone, I feel alone
You're always there for me
Except when I need you to be
If it all comes to an end
And one last breath, I'd hold you hand
'Til they keep me around, keep me around
Can't stop smoking cigarettes
You send a text, you want some sex
I'm coming around, I'm coming around
Whoa-oh-oh
Just call me up
Whoa-oh-oh
'Cause you're always there for me
Except when I need you to be
Always there for me
Except when I need you to be
That shit you said to me
When you called in on my phone
I wanna drown you
I'm floating alone, I feel alone
You're always there for me
Except when I need you to be
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh
Today Is Gonna Be A Great Day lyrics - Bowling For Soup
(from "Phineas and Ferb" soundtrack)
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
'Til school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
This could possibly be the best day ever
And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be
A million and six times better
So make every minute count
Jump up, jump in and seize the day
And let's make sure that in every single possible way
Today is gonna be a great day
Crossing the tundra or building a roller coaster
Or skiing down a mountain of beans
Devising a system for remembering everything
Or synchronizing submarines
Racing chariots, taming tiger sharks
Constructing a portal to Mars
Building a time machine, stretching a rubber tree
Or wailing away on guitars
This could possibly be the best day ever
And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be
A million and six times better
So make every minute count
Jump up, jump in and seize the day
And let's make sure that in every single possible way
Today is gonna be a great day
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Let's put our heads together and design a master plan
We may miss dinner but I know mom will understand
We've got our mission and some pliers
Yogurt, gumballs and desire
And a pocketful of rubber bands
The manual on handstands
A Unicycle, compass
And a camera that won't focus
And a canteen full of soda
Grab a beach towel
Here we go!
(This is Ferb-tastic!)
This could possibly be the best day ever
And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be
A million and six times better
So make every minute count
Jump up, jump in and seize the day
And let's make sure that in every single possible way
(Seriously, this is gonna be great!)
This could possibly be the best day ever
(Today is gonna be a great day)
This could possibly be the best day ever
(Today is gonna be a great day)
Today Is Gonna Be A Great Day (Winter Vacation Version) lyrics - Bowling For Soup
(from "Phineas and Ferb" soundtrack)
There's roughly fourteen days of winter vacation
That fall between Christmas and New Year
So the winter-time problem for our generation
Is cramin' fun in before the dust clears
Like maybe
Building an igloo that looks like a palace
Or scale a drift that's eighty feet high
Constructing huge snow cones, that reach to the moon
Or making snow angels that fly
Creating Northern Lights, snowboarding upside-down
Or slaloming on your rear-end (That is cold)
Cool winter carnivals, good old snowball fights
Or ice dancing with your best friends (Ice dancing?)
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do
And we're not gonna stall (Come on, Perry)
So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
(Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making another winter-themed title sequence!)
Let's Pretend We're Not In Love Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I got a note from you that said that you had gone
I wondered when you wrote that note so I could know when you left
Then I can chase you down
Do I need an airplane or a car?
I wonder what you're thinking
You probably think I'm drinking
Let's make this interesting and start all over
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
You packed up all your clothes and pretty underwear
You may have taken a few things that were exactly the right size
I promise I'm not mad that Steeler's shirt looks way better on you
I wish you'd pick up the phone
I feel so alone without you
Can't go on without you
Let me write something 'bout you
Let's make this interesting and start all over
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Start over again
I'm not asking for forgiveness
'Cause I don't know what I did
But I promise I'll forgive you
For whatever, whoever you did it to
You've already got your bags packed
And I can sell everything I own
We'll go anywhere in the world you wish
I just don't wanna be alone without you
Let's make this interesting and start all over
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
Let's make this interesting and start all over
I wondered when you wrote that note so I could know when you left
Then I can chase you down
Do I need an airplane or a car?
I wonder what you're thinking
You probably think I'm drinking
Let's make this interesting and start all over
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
You packed up all your clothes and pretty underwear
You may have taken a few things that were exactly the right size
I promise I'm not mad that Steeler's shirt looks way better on you
I wish you'd pick up the phone
I feel so alone without you
Can't go on without you
Let me write something 'bout you
Let's make this interesting and start all over
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Start over again
I'm not asking for forgiveness
'Cause I don't know what I did
But I promise I'll forgive you
For whatever, whoever you did it to
You've already got your bags packed
And I can sell everything I own
We'll go anywhere in the world you wish
I just don't wanna be alone without you
Let's make this interesting and start all over
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
Let's make this interesting and start all over
Girls In America Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Girls in America
Girls in America
Go!
Another blurry picture from a trip
That only proves what I already knew
Another country I'm ready to get back to
The girls in America just like you
There's just something about
I can't live without
Girls in America
From the southern accents to the California tan lines
Girls in America
Oh say can you see you drive me crazy
Girls in America
No matter how far away I go oh oh oh oh
You'll stay, as beautiful
Girls, girls, girls in America
English girls age like a fine wine
Don't get me started on the girls from Japan
I love you all but there's just something about
Our lady's state of mind in the mother land
So come home with me
I wish you all could be
Girls in America
From the southern accents to the California tan lines
Girls in America
Oh say can you see you drive me crazy
Girls in America
No matter how far away I go oh oh oh oh
You'll stay, as beautiful
Girls, girls, girls in America
American girls I love how you blow me, away
I'd like to get inside each of you one day, yeah
Girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls in America
Let's go!
Girls in America
From the southern accents to the California tan lines
Girls in America
Oh say can you see you drive me crazy
Girls in America
No matter how far away I go oh oh oh oh
You'll stay, as beautiful
Girls, girls, girls in America
Gotta love those
Gotta love those girls
Girls in America
Gotta love those
Gotta love those girls
Girls in America
Girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls in America
Girls in America
Go!
Another blurry picture from a trip
That only proves what I already knew
Another country I'm ready to get back to
The girls in America just like you
There's just something about
I can't live without
Girls in America
From the southern accents to the California tan lines
Girls in America
Oh say can you see you drive me crazy
Girls in America
No matter how far away I go oh oh oh oh
You'll stay, as beautiful
Girls, girls, girls in America
English girls age like a fine wine
Don't get me started on the girls from Japan
I love you all but there's just something about
Our lady's state of mind in the mother land
So come home with me
I wish you all could be
Girls in America
From the southern accents to the California tan lines
Girls in America
Oh say can you see you drive me crazy
Girls in America
No matter how far away I go oh oh oh oh
You'll stay, as beautiful
Girls, girls, girls in America
American girls I love how you blow me, away
I'd like to get inside each of you one day, yeah
Girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls in America
Let's go!
Girls in America
From the southern accents to the California tan lines
Girls in America
Oh say can you see you drive me crazy
Girls in America
No matter how far away I go oh oh oh oh
You'll stay, as beautiful
Girls, girls, girls in America
Gotta love those
Gotta love those girls
Girls in America
Gotta love those
Gotta love those girls
Girls in America
Girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls in America
S-S-S-Saturday Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Saturday Night
Saturday Night
Punch the clock
Right on time
Think I'm gonna lose my mind
5 o'clock seems like it's a lifetime away
Hate my boss
Hate this place
Wanna shove it in his face
He doesn't know his wife is texting me every day
But I see
The weekend right in front of me
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
Here's to hoping Monday never comes
S-S-S-Saturday Night
Saturday Night
Half past six
Hit the town
Taking shots and buying rounds
Ozzy's on the jukebox riding Crazy Trains
Love my friends
Love this bar
The bouncer looks like Ringo Starr
So many girls that my neck hurts, have I gone insane?
And I see
The weekend right in front of me
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
Here's to hoping Monday never comes
S-S-S-Saturday Night
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
Here's to hoping Monday never comes
S-S-S-Saturday Night
This taxi cab
It really ain't so bad
As I lean out the window I say
S-S-S-Saturday
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
Here's to hoping Monday never comes
S-S-S-Saturday Night
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
Here's to hoping Monday never comes
S-S-S-Saturday Night
Saturday Night
S-S-S-Saturday Night
Saturday Night
Saturday Night
Punch the clock
Right on time
Think I'm gonna lose my mind
5 o'clock seems like it's a lifetime away
Hate my boss
Hate this place
Wanna shove it in his face
He doesn't know his wife is texting me every day
But I see
The weekend right in front of me
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
Here's to hoping Monday never comes
S-S-S-Saturday Night
Saturday Night
Half past six
Hit the town
Taking shots and buying rounds
Ozzy's on the jukebox riding Crazy Trains
Love my friends
Love this bar
The bouncer looks like Ringo Starr
So many girls that my neck hurts, have I gone insane?
And I see
The weekend right in front of me
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
Here's to hoping Monday never comes
S-S-S-Saturday Night
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
Here's to hoping Monday never comes
S-S-S-Saturday Night
This taxi cab
It really ain't so bad
As I lean out the window I say
S-S-S-Saturday
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
Here's to hoping Monday never comes
S-S-S-Saturday Night
I wish every night was Saturday night
I wish every night was Saturday night
Here's to hoping Monday never comes
S-S-S-Saturday Night
Saturday Night
S-S-S-Saturday Night
Saturday Night
What About Us Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I've been sitting feeling sorry for me.
Since a week ago last week.
I guess maybe I should change my clothes and wash the lipstick off my cheek.
I can't explain how all this feels.
I close my eyes and I can still see you laughing, singing, holding my hand, walking away. Fading....
What about me?
What about you?
What about everything we've been through?
What about the memories we boxed up?
And all the days we gave away?
What about the promises and the plans we made?
it just feels like we're giving up.
What about me?
What about you?
What about us?
I never meant for you to compromise or meant to hold you down.
All I ever wanted was to see you smile.
I never meant to watch you drown.
In the arms of someone a lot like a stranger, someone who never who never even knew himself
I guess I come undone like the sweater weezer sings about
wondering if, only thinking
What about me?
What about you?
What about everything we've been through?
What about the memories we boxed up?
And all the days we gave away?
What about the promises and the plans we made?
it just feels like we're giving up.
What about me?
What about you?
What about us?
All my life looking just like you, and
Suddenly I believe dreams came true.
Searching for an answer, feels like I lost I lost my keys in a snow storm on Christmas eve.
What about me?
What about me?
What about me?
What about you?
What about everything we've been through?
What about the memories we boxed up?
And all the days we gave away?
What about the promises and the plans we made?
it just feels like we're giving up.
What about me?
What about you?
What about me?
What about you?
What about everything we've been through?
What about the memories we boxed up?
And all the days we gave away?
What about the promises and the plans we made?
it just feels like we're giving up.
What about me?
What about you?
What about us?
Since a week ago last week.
I guess maybe I should change my clothes and wash the lipstick off my cheek.
I can't explain how all this feels.
I close my eyes and I can still see you laughing, singing, holding my hand, walking away. Fading....
What about me?
What about you?
What about everything we've been through?
What about the memories we boxed up?
And all the days we gave away?
What about the promises and the plans we made?
it just feels like we're giving up.
What about me?
What about you?
What about us?
I never meant for you to compromise or meant to hold you down.
All I ever wanted was to see you smile.
I never meant to watch you drown.
In the arms of someone a lot like a stranger, someone who never who never even knew himself
I guess I come undone like the sweater weezer sings about
wondering if, only thinking
What about me?
What about you?
What about everything we've been through?
What about the memories we boxed up?
And all the days we gave away?
What about the promises and the plans we made?
it just feels like we're giving up.
What about me?
What about you?
What about us?
All my life looking just like you, and
Suddenly I believe dreams came true.
Searching for an answer, feels like I lost I lost my keys in a snow storm on Christmas eve.
What about me?
What about me?
What about me?
What about you?
What about everything we've been through?
What about the memories we boxed up?
And all the days we gave away?
What about the promises and the plans we made?
it just feels like we're giving up.
What about me?
What about you?
What about me?
What about you?
What about everything we've been through?
What about the memories we boxed up?
And all the days we gave away?
What about the promises and the plans we made?
it just feels like we're giving up.
What about me?
What about you?
What about us?
Here's Your Freakin' Song Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Baby, for years you’ve been saying “Why don’t you write me a song?”
And I’m like “I don’t know, I’m not inspired to write you a song.
But last night, I decided I’m gonna freakin’ do this”
We’ve been together for so long
And you always asked me why I never wrote a song
All about you, about our love,
And about how you’re the only one I’m thinking of.
I’ve been writing all night.
And I.
I got it just right!
Here we go!
[Chorus:]
You talk too much
You never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool,
You talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep
I promised you forever
But we both know,
We're never gonna get along
You want it, you got it
Here's is your freakin’ song
And all my homies have always said,
What you doing with that girl? She’s fucked up in the head
My mom don’t like you, my dad don’t too.
And my brother says you look like guy from Hüsker Dü
I’m just keeping it real, this is
Just how I feel
Here we go
[Chorus]
I can talk and you get pissed
Used to dream I don't exist
I say yes, and you say no
Like any BITCH, you gotta' GO
With all the shit that we’ve been through,
This is the best that I can do
Can I still get lucky tonight?
Please?
Those are manners and everything,
I uh, I hope you like this song,
I spent a lot of time on it,
But I've spent...OH THERE'S ERIK
I'm just playing
I didn’t really spend a lot of time on it.
This is the chorus
[Chorus]
You want it you got it
Here's is your freaking song
[x6]
OK I don't know why this is still going
I anticipated this being...3 minutes long
It's still going here, I don't even know what's happening
Anyway that's this song I wrote for you..And Uh
OK. Evidently it's over now. I don't know
I have no idea on the timing of it and uh
Boy this is sort of an awkward moment here
I uh
I'm going to be honest, I have to pee
[Laughing]
And I’m like “I don’t know, I’m not inspired to write you a song.
But last night, I decided I’m gonna freakin’ do this”
We’ve been together for so long
And you always asked me why I never wrote a song
All about you, about our love,
And about how you’re the only one I’m thinking of.
I’ve been writing all night.
And I.
I got it just right!
Here we go!
[Chorus:]
You talk too much
You never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool,
You talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep
I promised you forever
But we both know,
We're never gonna get along
You want it, you got it
Here's is your freakin’ song
And all my homies have always said,
What you doing with that girl? She’s fucked up in the head
My mom don’t like you, my dad don’t too.
And my brother says you look like guy from Hüsker Dü
I’m just keeping it real, this is
Just how I feel
Here we go
[Chorus]
I can talk and you get pissed
Used to dream I don't exist
I say yes, and you say no
Like any BITCH, you gotta' GO
With all the shit that we’ve been through,
This is the best that I can do
Can I still get lucky tonight?
Please?
Those are manners and everything,
I uh, I hope you like this song,
I spent a lot of time on it,
But I've spent...OH THERE'S ERIK
I'm just playing
I didn’t really spend a lot of time on it.
This is the chorus
[Chorus]
You want it you got it
Here's is your freaking song
[x6]
OK I don't know why this is still going
I anticipated this being...3 minutes long
It's still going here, I don't even know what's happening
Anyway that's this song I wrote for you..And Uh
OK. Evidently it's over now. I don't know
I have no idea on the timing of it and uh
Boy this is sort of an awkward moment here
I uh
I'm going to be honest, I have to pee
[Laughing]
This Ain't My Day Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I walked the whole nine yards
Across town and missed the boat
I gave your diamond ring
To the ruff part of the sea
I left a pocket full of sunshine
In my other jeans
And then it rained cats and dogs
And I'm allergic to them all
YEAH
Try not to think about it
Try not to dwell on it
but I like to worry myself sometimes
about things I can't control
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x2]
Embraced my red letter day
And then the mail didn't run
I stopped to smell a rose
But ate shit and poisoned oak
I went out on a limb
And a little bird told me off
I took one for the road
And drove directly into a wall
C'MON
Try not to think about it
Try not to dwell on it
but I like to worry myself sometimes
about things I can't control
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x2]
My trucks broken down
My stomach feels sick
My phone just died and my neighbour is a dick
I lost my wallet
My back hurts, My knee hurts
But who am I to complaign
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day
(should never of got out of bed)
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x3]
Across town and missed the boat
I gave your diamond ring
To the ruff part of the sea
I left a pocket full of sunshine
In my other jeans
And then it rained cats and dogs
And I'm allergic to them all
YEAH
Try not to think about it
Try not to dwell on it
but I like to worry myself sometimes
about things I can't control
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x2]
Embraced my red letter day
And then the mail didn't run
I stopped to smell a rose
But ate shit and poisoned oak
I went out on a limb
And a little bird told me off
I took one for the road
And drove directly into a wall
C'MON
Try not to think about it
Try not to dwell on it
but I like to worry myself sometimes
about things I can't control
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x2]
My trucks broken down
My stomach feels sick
My phone just died and my neighbour is a dick
I lost my wallet
My back hurts, My knee hurts
But who am I to complaign
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day
(should never of got out of bed)
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x3]
Smiley Face (It's All Good) Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Make me something out of nothing, you're good at that.
I could be tripping but I think it's time we got back
To being apart if you want to.
Back and forth like a pinball stuck between
Those rubber bumpers on the top of the machine.
We can call it a day if you want to.
We can run away if you want to.
It's okay, it's all good.
You get a smiley face for showing your good side,
We're going worldwide.
You know you can't shake it,
Why don't we just get naked?
We go together like peanut butter and jam,
And most days there's no doubt I'm your biggest fan.
I buy you flowers and gum 'cause I want to.
You hold my hand on roller coasters 'cause you get scared
And when you throw up 'cause it makes you sick, I hold your hair.
You tell me your fine, but I want to.
You can be mine if you want to.
It's okay, it's all good.
You get a smiley face for showing your good side,
We're going worldwide.
You know you can't shake it,
Why don't we just get naked?
If everything's fine, why don't we just get
Naked in the front yard,
Naked on our Christmas card,
In the pool, in the hall,
In the fountain at the mall,
Naked selling lemonade,
Marching in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
It's okay, it's all good.
You get a smiley face for showing your good side,
We're going worldwide.
You know you can't shake it,
Why don't we just get naked?
It's okay, it's all good.
You get a smiley face for showing your good side,
We're going worldwide.
You know you can't shake it,
Why don't we just get naked?
I could be tripping but I think it's time we got back
To being apart if you want to.
Back and forth like a pinball stuck between
Those rubber bumpers on the top of the machine.
We can call it a day if you want to.
We can run away if you want to.
It's okay, it's all good.
You get a smiley face for showing your good side,
We're going worldwide.
You know you can't shake it,
Why don't we just get naked?
We go together like peanut butter and jam,
And most days there's no doubt I'm your biggest fan.
I buy you flowers and gum 'cause I want to.
You hold my hand on roller coasters 'cause you get scared
And when you throw up 'cause it makes you sick, I hold your hair.
You tell me your fine, but I want to.
You can be mine if you want to.
It's okay, it's all good.
You get a smiley face for showing your good side,
We're going worldwide.
You know you can't shake it,
Why don't we just get naked?
If everything's fine, why don't we just get
Naked in the front yard,
Naked on our Christmas card,
In the pool, in the hall,
In the fountain at the mall,
Naked selling lemonade,
Marching in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
It's okay, it's all good.
You get a smiley face for showing your good side,
We're going worldwide.
You know you can't shake it,
Why don't we just get naked?
It's okay, it's all good.
You get a smiley face for showing your good side,
We're going worldwide.
You know you can't shake it,
Why don't we just get naked?
Turbulence Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
It's so hard to figure out
Which way to turn
There's no going back now
All your bridges burned
The stars are gonna shine on you
If you can get through the day
Storm clouds all around you
But a blue skies on the way.
And we're all just passengers tonight
And we're all just traveling through our lives
We will reach our destination
So just hang on for the ride
Say a prayer and close your eyes
It's just a little turbulence.
Take a look around you
Look how far you've come
Your whole life in front of you
You've only just begun
We've all got our problems
But they're just bumps in the road
If you only keep on fighting
There's no where you can't go.
And we're all just passengers tonight
And we're all just traveling through our lives
We will reach our destination
So just hang on for the ride
So say a prayer and close your eyes
Its just a little turbulence.
This life can be so crazy
Can spin out of control
But I hope that all your dreams come true
Cause you know that you're amazing
And no matter where you go
I'll be there for you
We can make it through.
And we're all just passengers tonight
And we're all just traveling through our lives
We will reach our destination
So just hang on for the ride
Say a prayer and close your eyes
Its just a little turbulence.
And we're all just passengers tonight
And we're all just traveling through our lives
We will reach our destination
So just hang on for the ride
Say a prayer and close your eyes
Its just a little turbulence.
Which way to turn
There's no going back now
All your bridges burned
The stars are gonna shine on you
If you can get through the day
Storm clouds all around you
But a blue skies on the way.
And we're all just passengers tonight
And we're all just traveling through our lives
We will reach our destination
So just hang on for the ride
Say a prayer and close your eyes
It's just a little turbulence.
Take a look around you
Look how far you've come
Your whole life in front of you
You've only just begun
We've all got our problems
But they're just bumps in the road
If you only keep on fighting
There's no where you can't go.
And we're all just passengers tonight
And we're all just traveling through our lives
We will reach our destination
So just hang on for the ride
So say a prayer and close your eyes
Its just a little turbulence.
This life can be so crazy
Can spin out of control
But I hope that all your dreams come true
Cause you know that you're amazing
And no matter where you go
I'll be there for you
We can make it through.
And we're all just passengers tonight
And we're all just traveling through our lives
We will reach our destination
So just hang on for the ride
Say a prayer and close your eyes
Its just a little turbulence.
And we're all just passengers tonight
And we're all just traveling through our lives
We will reach our destination
So just hang on for the ride
Say a prayer and close your eyes
Its just a little turbulence.
I've Never Done Anything Like This Lyrics – Bowling for Soup (feat. Kay Hanley)
I met her at the Sonic
She was listening Detonic
With her I-Pod and her rollerskates
She said her name was Summer
When I asked her for her number
She said "Never mind i get off at eight".
She had eyes like Heaven, face like an angel
But she had the body from Hell
Cause in a half an hour
We were naked in the shower
Taking dirty pictures on my cell
Then she whispered in my ear...
I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this [2x]
Yeah, right!
She drove me in her Saturn
to the Sweetwater Tavern
Just a block of the Denton Square
She did a shot of Jäger
and she made out with the waiter
While i was just sitting there
Before too long her
clothes came off
Like something out of girl's gone wild
Had to come up with the bail,
just to get her out of jail
And she threw up at the passenger's side
Then she whispered in my ear...
I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this [2x]
Yeah, right!
She says that trouble never finds her
No fucked up history behind her
She says she's never stolen anything
except the car we're driving
Oh shit!
Then she whispered in my ear...
I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this [4x]
Yeah, right!
Yeah, right!
She was listening Detonic
With her I-Pod and her rollerskates
She said her name was Summer
When I asked her for her number
She said "Never mind i get off at eight".
She had eyes like Heaven, face like an angel
But she had the body from Hell
Cause in a half an hour
We were naked in the shower
Taking dirty pictures on my cell
Then she whispered in my ear...
I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this [2x]
Yeah, right!
She drove me in her Saturn
to the Sweetwater Tavern
Just a block of the Denton Square
She did a shot of Jäger
and she made out with the waiter
While i was just sitting there
Before too long her
clothes came off
Like something out of girl's gone wild
Had to come up with the bail,
just to get her out of jail
And she threw up at the passenger's side
Then she whispered in my ear...
I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this [2x]
Yeah, right!
She says that trouble never finds her
No fucked up history behind her
She says she's never stolen anything
except the car we're driving
Oh shit!
Then she whispered in my ear...
I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this [4x]
Yeah, right!
Yeah, right!
Friends Chicks Guitars Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
The weekend’s finally here
And it’s me and my bestest friends
Hit the town, put the week behind us
Rocking the same spots again and again
Feels like nothing will ever stop us
No rain or sleet or snow
Tonight there’s not a cloud in the sky
While we cool outside on the stereo
We’re always on a mission to finally get it right
The life of the party comes in bottles, cans, and pints
We talk about it, sing about it, sneak it onto planes
And every single week someone says the same thing
This has been a great night
No one got into a fight
Met some girls, saw a band
Everything went just as planned
The only thing that we forgot
Was stocking up by 12 o’clock
We’ll never persevere
We’ve got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer
We’ve been in this band
Longer than most of our fans have been
We get started up about 6 O’clock
And we go until most of us just can’t stand
And it never ceases to amaze me
Just when things start to get good
Is this record on repeat right now?
Whoever hit the store must have misunderstood
We’re always on a mission to finally get it right
The life of the party comes in bottles, cans, and pints
We talk about it, sing about it, sneak it onto planes
And every single week someone says the same thing
This has been a great night
No one got into a fight
Met some girls, rocked the show
Where’d the back-up stairs go?
It’s not the first time we forgot
To send someone by 12 o’clock
We’ll never persevere
We’ve got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer
We’ve got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer.
No beer…
This could be the worst night ever
Is what we say every time
Maybe we should plan ahead
Or at least start drinking wine!
This has been a great night
No one got into a fight
Met some girls, saw a band
Everything went just as planned
The only thing that we forgot
Was stocking up by 12 o’clock
We’ll never persevere
We’ve got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer
We’ve got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer [x3]
And it’s me and my bestest friends
Hit the town, put the week behind us
Rocking the same spots again and again
Feels like nothing will ever stop us
No rain or sleet or snow
Tonight there’s not a cloud in the sky
While we cool outside on the stereo
We’re always on a mission to finally get it right
The life of the party comes in bottles, cans, and pints
We talk about it, sing about it, sneak it onto planes
And every single week someone says the same thing
This has been a great night
No one got into a fight
Met some girls, saw a band
Everything went just as planned
The only thing that we forgot
Was stocking up by 12 o’clock
We’ll never persevere
We’ve got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer
We’ve been in this band
Longer than most of our fans have been
We get started up about 6 O’clock
And we go until most of us just can’t stand
And it never ceases to amaze me
Just when things start to get good
Is this record on repeat right now?
Whoever hit the store must have misunderstood
We’re always on a mission to finally get it right
The life of the party comes in bottles, cans, and pints
We talk about it, sing about it, sneak it onto planes
And every single week someone says the same thing
This has been a great night
No one got into a fight
Met some girls, rocked the show
Where’d the back-up stairs go?
It’s not the first time we forgot
To send someone by 12 o’clock
We’ll never persevere
We’ve got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer
We’ve got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer.
No beer…
This could be the worst night ever
Is what we say every time
Maybe we should plan ahead
Or at least start drinking wine!
This has been a great night
No one got into a fight
Met some girls, saw a band
Everything went just as planned
The only thing that we forgot
Was stocking up by 12 o’clock
We’ll never persevere
We’ve got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer
We’ve got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer [x3]
Guard My Heart Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Ask me a question
And I'll fill you full of lies
I know now the truth is bigger than my disguise
The message that I sent was shot down long ago
All I wanted was a simple yes but baby you said no
You can't see my point of view
You're too caught up in protecting you
I'll put on a smile and wait just like I often do
Then I'll make myself a promise too
I need correspondence
So please give me an answer do
Could you repeat that one more time so I believe in you
I've got a unique talent for seeing things that other people can't
I know your heart is shot full of holes from mistakes made in the past
You cant see my point of view
You're too caught up in protecting you
I put on a smile and wait just like I often do
You say we're friends so I'll just guard this heart
If I don't you might tear me apart
Tear me apart
I know you don't believe it
I could never do that to you
How I wish that you could see it all from the eyes i look thru
But you can't see my point of view
You're too caught up in protecting you
I put on a smile and wait just like I often do
You say were friends so I'll just guard this heart
If I don't you might tear me apart
Tear me apart
Tear me apart
You cant see my point of view
(tear me apart)
Cus you're too caught up in protecting you
(tear me apart)
I put on a smile and wait just like I often do
Then I'll make myself a promise too
And I'll fill you full of lies
I know now the truth is bigger than my disguise
The message that I sent was shot down long ago
All I wanted was a simple yes but baby you said no
You can't see my point of view
You're too caught up in protecting you
I'll put on a smile and wait just like I often do
Then I'll make myself a promise too
I need correspondence
So please give me an answer do
Could you repeat that one more time so I believe in you
I've got a unique talent for seeing things that other people can't
I know your heart is shot full of holes from mistakes made in the past
You cant see my point of view
You're too caught up in protecting you
I put on a smile and wait just like I often do
You say we're friends so I'll just guard this heart
If I don't you might tear me apart
Tear me apart
I know you don't believe it
I could never do that to you
How I wish that you could see it all from the eyes i look thru
But you can't see my point of view
You're too caught up in protecting you
I put on a smile and wait just like I often do
You say were friends so I'll just guard this heart
If I don't you might tear me apart
Tear me apart
Tear me apart
You cant see my point of view
(tear me apart)
Cus you're too caught up in protecting you
(tear me apart)
I put on a smile and wait just like I often do
Then I'll make myself a promise too
Graduation Trip Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
It was so long ago
That feels so strange to say
How does 18 years ago
Seem just like yesterday
A hundred kids from around the world
On a ship to the great unknown
Two boys for every girl
You had never been away from home
You were drinking something really green
Hopping around like a grasshopper
I was sipping diesel gasoline
Then I threw up on the mezzanine
I wonder if it ever crosses your mind
'Cause I'm afraid it's something I dwell on all of the time
I hear you're doing amazing, and
Believe me, that makes me smile
But I hope you think of me every once in a while
We watched the stars shine
Ate chicken by the slot machines
I was with a friend of mine
He got into your roommates' jeans
We danced to Aerosmith
And then we watched the sun appear
I took a bracelet from your wrist
You took an earring from my ear
You twisted one last twirl
Then kissed me so fucking hard
And all at once our friends would leave
Our hair tangled in the ocean breeze
You told me you loved me
I asked you if you were sure
You said you thought so
And then I said that I loved you too
I wonder if it ever crosses your mind
'Cause I'm afraid it's something I dwell on all of the time
I hear you're doing amazing, and
Believe me, that makes me smile
But I hope you think of me every once in a while
Georgia girl meets Texas boy
Place in time so far away
Like Leonardo Di Caprio
But our ship sank a different way
A lifetime in four short days
Said goodbye and we never looked back
A few letters always ended the same
I love you, did you know that?
I wonder if it ever crosses your mind
'Cause I'm afraid it's something I dwell on all of the time
I hear you're doing amazing, and
Believe me, that makes me smile
But I hope you think of me every once in a while
Yeah I hope you think of me every once in a while
That feels so strange to say
How does 18 years ago
Seem just like yesterday
A hundred kids from around the world
On a ship to the great unknown
Two boys for every girl
You had never been away from home
You were drinking something really green
Hopping around like a grasshopper
I was sipping diesel gasoline
Then I threw up on the mezzanine
I wonder if it ever crosses your mind
'Cause I'm afraid it's something I dwell on all of the time
I hear you're doing amazing, and
Believe me, that makes me smile
But I hope you think of me every once in a while
We watched the stars shine
Ate chicken by the slot machines
I was with a friend of mine
He got into your roommates' jeans
We danced to Aerosmith
And then we watched the sun appear
I took a bracelet from your wrist
You took an earring from my ear
You twisted one last twirl
Then kissed me so fucking hard
And all at once our friends would leave
Our hair tangled in the ocean breeze
You told me you loved me
I asked you if you were sure
You said you thought so
And then I said that I loved you too
I wonder if it ever crosses your mind
'Cause I'm afraid it's something I dwell on all of the time
I hear you're doing amazing, and
Believe me, that makes me smile
But I hope you think of me every once in a while
Georgia girl meets Texas boy
Place in time so far away
Like Leonardo Di Caprio
But our ship sank a different way
A lifetime in four short days
Said goodbye and we never looked back
A few letters always ended the same
I love you, did you know that?
I wonder if it ever crosses your mind
'Cause I'm afraid it's something I dwell on all of the time
I hear you're doing amazing, and
Believe me, that makes me smile
But I hope you think of me every once in a while
Yeah I hope you think of me every once in a while
My Girlfriend's An Alcoholic Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
My girlfriend is so beautiful
She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts
There's no end to her kindness
Shes the only one to make me laugh until it hurts
Her eye's shine, her teeth sparkle
She watches all my favorite shows
But there's only one thing you should know
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobodies perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
My girlfriend loves yoga
She's a ringer at [?] stands and body shops
Does pilates then kamikazes
So sweet but you never wanna piss her off
Coz there's one thing you should know
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobodies perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
And every night, I end up driving
So she don't go out, D.U.I.in' again
Get locked in the pen. Again.
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobodies perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts
There's no end to her kindness
Shes the only one to make me laugh until it hurts
Her eye's shine, her teeth sparkle
She watches all my favorite shows
But there's only one thing you should know
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobodies perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
My girlfriend loves yoga
She's a ringer at [?] stands and body shops
Does pilates then kamikazes
So sweet but you never wanna piss her off
Coz there's one thing you should know
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobodies perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
And every night, I end up driving
So she don't go out, D.U.I.in' again
Get locked in the pen. Again.
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobodies perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
Dear Megan Fox Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
[Verse]
Dear Megan Fox,
Didn't you get my facebook post?,
It's been two whole days,
And I ain't heard back,
Did you read too much into my note?,
I like your cool tattoo,
But Norma Jean ain't got nothin on you,
If I come to L.A. will you show me the town?
Maybe Shia Labouef can hang out too,
[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (so let me tell 'em)
[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,
But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!
[Verse]
Dear Megan Fox,
How come you don't have a southern accent?,
Whats your twitter account?,
And will you follow me?,
My birthdays coming up, please don't forget,
[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (so let me tell 'em)
[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,
But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!
[Interlude]
[Spoken]
Remember that time in that movie transformers,
When you hot-wired that tow-truck
And you strapped a robot to the back of it
And you guys went drivin' through the city,
Shootin' rockets at the evil robots,
And blowin' stuff up and you finally blew up megatron?
...that was awesome!
[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (be happy with me...)
[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,
But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
(and no one else will ever know what we got,)
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!
Dear Megan Fox,
Didn't you get my facebook post?,
It's been two whole days,
And I ain't heard back,
Did you read too much into my note?,
I like your cool tattoo,
But Norma Jean ain't got nothin on you,
If I come to L.A. will you show me the town?
Maybe Shia Labouef can hang out too,
[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (so let me tell 'em)
[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,
But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!
[Verse]
Dear Megan Fox,
How come you don't have a southern accent?,
Whats your twitter account?,
And will you follow me?,
My birthdays coming up, please don't forget,
[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (so let me tell 'em)
[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,
But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!
[Interlude]
[Spoken]
Remember that time in that movie transformers,
When you hot-wired that tow-truck
And you strapped a robot to the back of it
And you guys went drivin' through the city,
Shootin' rockets at the evil robots,
And blowin' stuff up and you finally blew up megatron?
...that was awesome!
[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (be happy with me...)
[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,
But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
(and no one else will ever know what we got,)
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!
A Really Cool Dance Song Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
We grew up in the suburbs
Got guitars for Christmas
And started a punk rock band
Then we travelled the nation
Became a sensation
In our ’82 dodge van
Now we’re getting older and much more sober
And we’ve got some big ass payments to make
The wife wants a handbag
The kids need some college
And we just need one hit single to break
Get ready here it comes
This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!
And now the label is so stoked
They don’t get the damn joke
The downloads are off the charts
Like those bands on the TV
In the frilly tuxedos
The ones that break the young girls’ hearts
And now we can too
This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can’t wait to hear the remix!
This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!
Who the hell are we foolin’?
This isn’t what we really do
We had to borrow this keyboard
We only listen to Motley Crue
But it’s gonna be really funny
Cos this song will be number one
This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can’t wait to hear the remix!
This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!
It’s our new sound!
We’re gonna...take it to the next level
You’re gonna hear us in all the clubs
Dudes, wait, the drums just...dropped out
The drums...
No it doesn’t sound good anymore
It...I can’t find the rhythm...on the...deal
It’s...nah, it’s cool...no it’s not
ALRIGHT! We’re back!
We are dancing this is awesome!
We are dancing
Dancing, dancing, dancing
And we’re dancing, dancing, dancing
WOO!
Got guitars for Christmas
And started a punk rock band
Then we travelled the nation
Became a sensation
In our ’82 dodge van
Now we’re getting older and much more sober
And we’ve got some big ass payments to make
The wife wants a handbag
The kids need some college
And we just need one hit single to break
Get ready here it comes
This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!
And now the label is so stoked
They don’t get the damn joke
The downloads are off the charts
Like those bands on the TV
In the frilly tuxedos
The ones that break the young girls’ hearts
And now we can too
This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can’t wait to hear the remix!
This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!
Who the hell are we foolin’?
This isn’t what we really do
We had to borrow this keyboard
We only listen to Motley Crue
But it’s gonna be really funny
Cos this song will be number one
This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can’t wait to hear the remix!
This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!
It’s our new sound!
We’re gonna...take it to the next level
You’re gonna hear us in all the clubs
Dudes, wait, the drums just...dropped out
The drums...
No it doesn’t sound good anymore
It...I can’t find the rhythm...on the...deal
It’s...nah, it’s cool...no it’s not
ALRIGHT! We’re back!
We are dancing this is awesome!
We are dancing
Dancing, dancing, dancing
And we’re dancing, dancing, dancing
WOO!
No Hablo Inglés Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
My teacher asked me where my homework was
And that's when I told her
No hablo Ingles
Policeman caught me doing 90
And that's when pulled me over
No hablo Ingles
A hippy with a tambourine
Asking me if i could spare a dollar
No hablo Ingles
Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight
And grabs my collar
No hablo Ingles
(One!)
When i'm not feeling it
(Two!)
When someone's full of shit
(Three!)
When i get cut off at the bar
To make a getaway
It's all you gotta say
(Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
My nephew asks me if i'd take him
To the Jonas Brothers movie
No hablo Ingles
Walking my dog i see a sign that says
To please pick up the doodie
No hablo Ingles
My mum gets mad cause i never call my dad
On his birthday
No hablo ingles
A guy walks up and says
"Doda esta casel de pepe"
He no habla Ingles
(One!)
So many different uses
(Two!)
You don't need no excuses
(Three!)
It's as easy as the third grade
The perfect getaway
It's all you've gotta say
(Quatro! Sinco! Seis!)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey!)
Did you brush your teeth?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Where'd you leave your pants?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Did you feed the fish?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Do you like my band?
Wait... don't answer that...
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey,)
Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
No hablo Ingles
Hey how 'bout we all get together
and go to the ballet?
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
Can I borrow that beer?
No hablo Ingles!
(laughs)
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
And that's when I told her
No hablo Ingles
Policeman caught me doing 90
And that's when pulled me over
No hablo Ingles
A hippy with a tambourine
Asking me if i could spare a dollar
No hablo Ingles
Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight
And grabs my collar
No hablo Ingles
(One!)
When i'm not feeling it
(Two!)
When someone's full of shit
(Three!)
When i get cut off at the bar
To make a getaway
It's all you gotta say
(Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
My nephew asks me if i'd take him
To the Jonas Brothers movie
No hablo Ingles
Walking my dog i see a sign that says
To please pick up the doodie
No hablo Ingles
My mum gets mad cause i never call my dad
On his birthday
No hablo ingles
A guy walks up and says
"Doda esta casel de pepe"
He no habla Ingles
(One!)
So many different uses
(Two!)
You don't need no excuses
(Three!)
It's as easy as the third grade
The perfect getaway
It's all you've gotta say
(Quatro! Sinco! Seis!)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey!)
Did you brush your teeth?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Where'd you leave your pants?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Did you feed the fish?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Do you like my band?
Wait... don't answer that...
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey,)
Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
No hablo Ingles
Hey how 'bout we all get together
and go to the ballet?
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
Can I borrow that beer?
No hablo Ingles!
(laughs)
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
My Wena Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Her name is Wena.
Hey, have you seen-a?
Everyone says she's amazing.
She gets so jealous,
She sticks her head up
When I'm checkin' out the ladies.
And she needs so much attention
She's always hangin' around.
My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(My Wena)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
Take a look at my Wena.
My little Wena,
Queen of the scene
And all the girls wanna be around her
Her skin is so soft,
I can't keep my hands off
Ever since the day I found her.
And she'll make your heart beat faster
With the wink of an eye.
My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(My Wena)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
Have you seen my Wena?
Get a load o' my…
Sometimes she can't sleep at night
And I wake up and she's just a-lookin' at me
And she snuggles up tight when it's cold outside
She likes to show off when we're walkin' the beach
And she's always up for goin' extra innings
She's a sucker for a happy ending.
And we may not always agree,
But she's always here with me.
My Wena is lonely tonight.
She cries when I turn out the light
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
My Wena.
(Take a look at my Wena).
My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My wonderful Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(She wants to get between ya)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
My wonderful Wena
Hey, have you seen-a?
Everyone says she's amazing.
She gets so jealous,
She sticks her head up
When I'm checkin' out the ladies.
And she needs so much attention
She's always hangin' around.
My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(My Wena)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
Take a look at my Wena.
My little Wena,
Queen of the scene
And all the girls wanna be around her
Her skin is so soft,
I can't keep my hands off
Ever since the day I found her.
And she'll make your heart beat faster
With the wink of an eye.
My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(My Wena)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
Have you seen my Wena?
Get a load o' my…
Sometimes she can't sleep at night
And I wake up and she's just a-lookin' at me
And she snuggles up tight when it's cold outside
She likes to show off when we're walkin' the beach
And she's always up for goin' extra innings
She's a sucker for a happy ending.
And we may not always agree,
But she's always here with me.
My Wena is lonely tonight.
She cries when I turn out the light
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
My Wena.
(Take a look at my Wena).
My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My wonderful Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(She wants to get between ya)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
My wonderful Wena
Only Young Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Nothing to do
But sit around and make a mess with you
Watching the world
From rooftop looking down
We never care
Summertime and we ain't going anywhere
No goodbyes...
We're only young... running wild
Only young... get it right
We've got all the time in the world tonight
We're only young... you and I
Only young... let it ride
Right here... the best night of our lives!
Let's go down in flames
Tomorrows just a million miles away
We got tonight
So let's tear this town apart
We'll never change
We'll party like it's graduation day
No goodbyes...
We'll stay right here...
Laugh til we cry...
We're only young... running wild
Only young... get it right
We've got all the time in the world tonight
We're only young... you and I
Only young... let it ride
Right here... the best night of our lives!
(Tonight tonight) We'll make some history
(Tonight tonight) We'll burn some memories
(Tonight tonight) Legends never die
(Tonight tonight) It's like a movie
(Tonight tonight) The way it should be
(Tonight tonight) All we've got is time
We're only... and we don't care
If we get old... and lose our hair
Right now... the best night of our lives
We're only young... running wild
Only young... get it right
We've got all the time in the world tonight
We're only young... you and I
Only young... let it ride
Right here... the best night of our lives!
But sit around and make a mess with you
Watching the world
From rooftop looking down
We never care
Summertime and we ain't going anywhere
No goodbyes...
We're only young... running wild
Only young... get it right
We've got all the time in the world tonight
We're only young... you and I
Only young... let it ride
Right here... the best night of our lives!
Let's go down in flames
Tomorrows just a million miles away
We got tonight
So let's tear this town apart
We'll never change
We'll party like it's graduation day
No goodbyes...
We'll stay right here...
Laugh til we cry...
We're only young... running wild
Only young... get it right
We've got all the time in the world tonight
We're only young... you and I
Only young... let it ride
Right here... the best night of our lives!
(Tonight tonight) We'll make some history
(Tonight tonight) We'll burn some memories
(Tonight tonight) Legends never die
(Tonight tonight) It's like a movie
(Tonight tonight) The way it should be
(Tonight tonight) All we've got is time
We're only... and we don't care
If we get old... and lose our hair
Right now... the best night of our lives
We're only young... running wild
Only young... get it right
We've got all the time in the world tonight
We're only young... you and I
Only young... let it ride
Right here... the best night of our lives!
I Don't Wish You Were Dead Anymore Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
You know I only want what's best for you
And I hope you do well, in everything that you do
And it's a funny thing but now that you're gone
I don't wish you were dead anymore
I hope you're doing fine
I hope you've found the time
To chase that dream
I wanna see you shine
You were always on my mind
And my heart's on my sleeve
You know what I mean
You know I only want what's best for you
And I hope you do well
In everything that you do
And it's a funny thing but now that you're gone
I don't wish you were dead anymore
Remember hangin' out
There was never any doubt
You were on my side
Know you slived in the past
Should've known it wouldn't last
Nothing good ever does
But that's alright
You know I only want what's best for you
And I hope you do well
In everything that you do
And it's a funny thing but now that you're gone
I don't wish you were dead anymore
I think about the times we had
And when you left me I was lost
Girl, I miss you so bad
I was out of my mind for sure
No matter what I said I don't wish you were dead anymore
I hope you're not alone
I hope you've found a home
That you can live in
Me, I'm doing good
In the old neighborhood
So please don't come back
Never comeback
You know I only want what's best for you
And I hope you do well
In everything that you do
And it's a funny thing but now that you're gone
I don't wish you were dead anymore
I don't wish you were dead anymore
I don't wish that you were dead anymore
good, good job, good good, good job huh [2x]
And I hope you do well, in everything that you do
And it's a funny thing but now that you're gone
I don't wish you were dead anymore
I hope you're doing fine
I hope you've found the time
To chase that dream
I wanna see you shine
You were always on my mind
And my heart's on my sleeve
You know what I mean
You know I only want what's best for you
And I hope you do well
In everything that you do
And it's a funny thing but now that you're gone
I don't wish you were dead anymore
Remember hangin' out
There was never any doubt
You were on my side
Know you slived in the past
Should've known it wouldn't last
Nothing good ever does
But that's alright
You know I only want what's best for you
And I hope you do well
In everything that you do
And it's a funny thing but now that you're gone
I don't wish you were dead anymore
I think about the times we had
And when you left me I was lost
Girl, I miss you so bad
I was out of my mind for sure
No matter what I said I don't wish you were dead anymore
I hope you're not alone
I hope you've found a home
That you can live in
Me, I'm doing good
In the old neighborhood
So please don't come back
Never comeback
You know I only want what's best for you
And I hope you do well
In everything that you do
And it's a funny thing but now that you're gone
I don't wish you were dead anymore
I don't wish you were dead anymore
I don't wish that you were dead anymore
good, good job, good good, good job huh [2x]
BFFF Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
You are my best friend in the world.
And I hope that you know,
when we hangout together,
it's freakin' awesome.
Playing poker Friday night,
Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
You think that my sister's hot
I accidentally shot your finger
off your writing hand oh well,
you get disability.
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
and told my ambulance to stop at the bar.
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
You fart and burp in the same key,
and I think your iPod sucks.
You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.
I've seen your penis you've seen mine
I popped your pimples you
rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back
You ran defence when I shit my pants
you felt my girls' brand new boobs
you asked to suck them she refused
so while you slept I shaved your head
you woke up and told me that I...
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
And I hope that you know,
when we hangout together,
it's freakin' awesome.
Playing poker Friday night,
Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
You think that my sister's hot
I accidentally shot your finger
off your writing hand oh well,
you get disability.
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
and told my ambulance to stop at the bar.
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
You fart and burp in the same key,
and I think your iPod sucks.
You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.
I've seen your penis you've seen mine
I popped your pimples you
rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back
You ran defence when I shit my pants
you felt my girls' brand new boobs
you asked to suck them she refused
so while you slept I shaved your head
you woke up and told me that I...
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
Me With No You Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I'm not lost I just haven't found everything I need
I'm not torn I'm just getting it together
I'm not broken don't ya mind the pieces of me
You see scattered on the ground
I swear, I'll turn this all around
I'm not home but I'm sitting here in my room
I'm photograph in need of a zoom
I feel far away I can't make out the face
It's all blurred since you went away
When you took your keys out you took a little piece of me
I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you
I'm a mark, I'm a martyr, I'm a victim, I'm a jerk
I'm an engine that just doesn't seem to start
I'm a kingdom with no king, I'm a king without a crown
So I fall down on my knees and I pray nobody sees
You got my attention, now please come back to me
(Come back to me)
I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you
Can't find the words to fit the melody
But I swear that I could sing it - when you were here with me
I'm all over the place, on a scale of 1 to 10
I'm a C (that's me)
I'm not lost I just haven't found everything I need
I'm not torn I'm just getting it together
I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you
That's me with no you
That's me with no you
Hooray
I'm not torn I'm just getting it together
I'm not broken don't ya mind the pieces of me
You see scattered on the ground
I swear, I'll turn this all around
I'm not home but I'm sitting here in my room
I'm photograph in need of a zoom
I feel far away I can't make out the face
It's all blurred since you went away
When you took your keys out you took a little piece of me
I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you
I'm a mark, I'm a martyr, I'm a victim, I'm a jerk
I'm an engine that just doesn't seem to start
I'm a kingdom with no king, I'm a king without a crown
So I fall down on my knees and I pray nobody sees
You got my attention, now please come back to me
(Come back to me)
I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you
Can't find the words to fit the melody
But I swear that I could sing it - when you were here with me
I'm all over the place, on a scale of 1 to 10
I'm a C (that's me)
I'm not lost I just haven't found everything I need
I'm not torn I'm just getting it together
I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you
That's me with no you
That's me with no you
Hooray
Hooray For Beer Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I was lost and down
Before you turned my life around
I never knew a love like this could happen
And they said I was too young
But when I turned 21
You gave me hope that's everlasting
Now everything is going my way
The sun's shining all around me
Bells are ringing and the birds are singing now
I wanna tell the whole world
Hooray For Beer!
I'm really glad you're here
Let's make this moment last
You feel so right
Wanna be with you all night
Shout it out
Hooray For Beer!
And sometimes when I wake
You seem like a mistake
My stomach's turning circles, my head is pounding
But at 5 o'clock
You say it's time to rock
And I can't resist, I gotta be around you
Now everything is hunky dory
The stars are shining all around me
There's a happy ending to my story now
I wanna tell the whole world
Hooray For Beer!
I'm really glad you're here
Let's make this moment last
You feel so right
Wanna be with you all night
Shout it out
Hooray For Beer!
I could hold you in my hands forever
Or at least until you're gone
And then I'll order another one
Now everything is going my way
The sun's shining all around me
Bells are ringing and the birds are singing now
I wanna tell the whole world
Hooray For Beer!
I'm really glad you're here
Let's make this moment last
You feel so right
Wanna be with you all night
Shout it out
Hooray!
Hip hip hooray!
Hooray For Beer!
Before you turned my life around
I never knew a love like this could happen
And they said I was too young
But when I turned 21
You gave me hope that's everlasting
Now everything is going my way
The sun's shining all around me
Bells are ringing and the birds are singing now
I wanna tell the whole world
Hooray For Beer!
I'm really glad you're here
Let's make this moment last
You feel so right
Wanna be with you all night
Shout it out
Hooray For Beer!
And sometimes when I wake
You seem like a mistake
My stomach's turning circles, my head is pounding
But at 5 o'clock
You say it's time to rock
And I can't resist, I gotta be around you
Now everything is hunky dory
The stars are shining all around me
There's a happy ending to my story now
I wanna tell the whole world
Hooray For Beer!
I'm really glad you're here
Let's make this moment last
You feel so right
Wanna be with you all night
Shout it out
Hooray For Beer!
I could hold you in my hands forever
Or at least until you're gone
And then I'll order another one
Now everything is going my way
The sun's shining all around me
Bells are ringing and the birds are singing now
I wanna tell the whole world
Hooray For Beer!
I'm really glad you're here
Let's make this moment last
You feel so right
Wanna be with you all night
Shout it out
Hooray!
Hip hip hooray!
Hooray For Beer!
America (Wake Up Amy) Lyrics – Bowling for Soup (feat. Scott Reynolds and Parry Gripp)
America a beautiful girl
A gift to the world from outside of town
A train wreck with unbelievable skin
Hey, where have you been we haven't seen you around
You know you don't have to be so mean
We hear it loud and clear when you say
That you don't give a whoop whoop
America she bullies at school
Her parents were cool
But now she's out on her own
Happiness as long as she's right and she's quick to fight
Yeah she's looking kinda rough
She says just recognize recognize
Cause She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor
America she lost all her friends
The fun never ends until you buy your own beer
Rehab so bitter and wired
So used up and tired hey your looking pretty rough
She says just recognize recognize
Cause She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks on
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Waking up the neighbors it goes on and on
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks on
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Waking up the neighbors it goes on and on and on
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor
A gift to the world from outside of town
A train wreck with unbelievable skin
Hey, where have you been we haven't seen you around
You know you don't have to be so mean
We hear it loud and clear when you say
That you don't give a whoop whoop
America she bullies at school
Her parents were cool
But now she's out on her own
Happiness as long as she's right and she's quick to fight
Yeah she's looking kinda rough
She says just recognize recognize
Cause She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor
America she lost all her friends
The fun never ends until you buy your own beer
Rehab so bitter and wired
So used up and tired hey your looking pretty rough
She says just recognize recognize
Cause She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks on
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Waking up the neighbors it goes on and on
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks on
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Waking up the neighbors it goes on and on and on
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor
If Only Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
If only you were here
If only I were I could see your eyes
If only I were with you if only I could kiss you
If only I had just one night to make this right
I would turn this thing around
I'm sad and lonely, drunk and tired of beating myself to a pulp
And I'm not giving... up
Somehow we fell off track
And got off the path that we'd beaten
I bet you thought that I had dried up and blown away
But I'm on a come back with a fury
And I'm gonna write myself a note
I'm on a mission and I thought that you should know
If only I were I could see your eyes
If only I were with you if only I could kiss you
If only I had just one night to make this right
I would turn this thing around
I'm sad and lonely, drunk and tired of beating myself to a pulp
And I'm not giving... up
Somehow we fell off track
And got off the path that we'd beaten
I bet you thought that I had dried up and blown away
But I'm on a come back with a fury
And I'm gonna write myself a note
I'm on a mission and I thought that you should know
I Gotchoo Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Waves hit rocks and folks get wet
I was gonna say something but now I forget
Chocolate covered cherries with the milk on the side
I'll meet you at the party if I find a ride
Helicopters fly and birds like to nest
Elvis or the Beatles who cares who's the best? (Beatles)
Raleigh is the capital of North Carolina
Peanut butter sandwich with some Aunt Jemima
And If you were me
You'd probably see
What I'm talking about
Talk is cheap but I can't afford it
And counting sheep don't work anymore
My head is turning circles but I got you, I got you
The coast is clear the view is distorted
Lots to do and I'm always bored
Nothing in my wallet but I got you, I got you
Credit or debit with your super market basket
Bring your own tote no paper no plastic
In the sun or the rain always bring an umbrella
Get a lollipop from the pretty bank teller
Go cart track with a '57 Chevy
I carry my weight but I'm getting kinda heavy
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? (was he?)
And If you were me
You'd probably see
What I'm talking about
Talk is cheap but I can't afford it
And counting sheep don't work anymore
My head is turning circles but I got you, I got you
The coast is clear, the view is distorted
Lots to do and I'm always bored
Nothing in my wallet but I got you, I got you
Sometimes you've gotta run and put your foot on the pedal
Other times you've gotta stay and bring the metal
Doesn't matter to me, 'cause I've got you, IGOTCHOO!
Talk is cheap but I can't afford it
And counting sheep don't work anymore
My head is turning circles but I got you, I got you
The coast is clear the view is distorted
Lots to do and I'm always bored
Nothing in my wallet but I got you, I got you
I was gonna say something but now I forget
Chocolate covered cherries with the milk on the side
I'll meet you at the party if I find a ride
Helicopters fly and birds like to nest
Elvis or the Beatles who cares who's the best? (Beatles)
Raleigh is the capital of North Carolina
Peanut butter sandwich with some Aunt Jemima
And If you were me
You'd probably see
What I'm talking about
Talk is cheap but I can't afford it
And counting sheep don't work anymore
My head is turning circles but I got you, I got you
The coast is clear the view is distorted
Lots to do and I'm always bored
Nothing in my wallet but I got you, I got you
Credit or debit with your super market basket
Bring your own tote no paper no plastic
In the sun or the rain always bring an umbrella
Get a lollipop from the pretty bank teller
Go cart track with a '57 Chevy
I carry my weight but I'm getting kinda heavy
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? (was he?)
And If you were me
You'd probably see
What I'm talking about
Talk is cheap but I can't afford it
And counting sheep don't work anymore
My head is turning circles but I got you, I got you
The coast is clear, the view is distorted
Lots to do and I'm always bored
Nothing in my wallet but I got you, I got you
Sometimes you've gotta run and put your foot on the pedal
Other times you've gotta stay and bring the metal
Doesn't matter to me, 'cause I've got you, IGOTCHOO!
Talk is cheap but I can't afford it
And counting sheep don't work anymore
My head is turning circles but I got you, I got you
The coast is clear the view is distorted
Lots to do and I'm always bored
Nothing in my wallet but I got you, I got you
Love Goes Boom Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
S-S-S-Saw you in December
I can't believe that summer got here so fast
I hardly can remember
Crawling through the dust cloud after the blast
T-T-T-Trippen over land mines
Falling over words when I see your face
Oh yeah, you took your sweet time
Breakin' down the walls blowing me away
L-L-L-Love is like a hurricane
L-L-L-Love is like a car crash - and I - just can't look away
L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb 4-3-2-1
Every time you walk in the room
Love goes Boom!
Ya T-T-T-Told me that ya love me
And suddenly the sky fell to the ground
I'm sh-sh-sh-shaking like an earthquake, honey
You've got my whole world turned upside down
And I never could imagine
And I don't want to pretend
I just know that don't want this to end
L-L-L-Love is like a hurricane
L-L-L-Love is like a car crash - and I - just can't look away
L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb 4-3-2-1
Every time you walk in the room
Love goes Boom!
Love goes boom
And I don't know what to do
I swear I'm exploding
Every time I look at you
And I never could imagine
And I don't want to pretend
I just know that don't want this to end
L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb...
Love goes Boom!
I can't believe that summer got here so fast
I hardly can remember
Crawling through the dust cloud after the blast
T-T-T-Trippen over land mines
Falling over words when I see your face
Oh yeah, you took your sweet time
Breakin' down the walls blowing me away
L-L-L-Love is like a hurricane
L-L-L-Love is like a car crash - and I - just can't look away
L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb 4-3-2-1
Every time you walk in the room
Love goes Boom!
Ya T-T-T-Told me that ya love me
And suddenly the sky fell to the ground
I'm sh-sh-sh-shaking like an earthquake, honey
You've got my whole world turned upside down
And I never could imagine
And I don't want to pretend
I just know that don't want this to end
L-L-L-Love is like a hurricane
L-L-L-Love is like a car crash - and I - just can't look away
L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb 4-3-2-1
Every time you walk in the room
Love goes Boom!
Love goes boom
And I don't know what to do
I swear I'm exploding
Every time I look at you
And I never could imagine
And I don't want to pretend
I just know that don't want this to end
L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb...
Love goes Boom!
I Can't Stand L.A. Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Well I love New York like everyone
And I go to Las Vegas to Chill
I like Denver Colorado cause it's so laid back
And Chicago keeps it real
I only leave Dallas when I have to, but
When I do I like Tulsa, OK
And I ain't got nothing against California
But I can't stand LA
Well Orlando Florida is humid but it's swell
Austin and Nashville both freakin' rock (yes they do! )
And New Orleans is evil but it's part of the appeal
You can gamble drink and swear until you drop
The state of Ohio's been great to our band
Along with Phili and Green Bay
I got nothing but love for Hollywood
But I can't stand LA
I like Salt Lake City, Portland, Frisco, Santa Fe
Indianappolis and Hartford, too
Boise, Memphis, Souix Falls, and of course KC
Along with Pittsburg and Kalamazoo
Atlanta is our home away from home and here's a shout out to Sauget
And I wish my friends would leave that place
'Cause I can't stand LA
Traffic Sucks
No protected lefts
Snooty fucks
Pollution fills the air
Gang Fights
$7 beers
And the threat of breaking off into the sea
(And now to give LA the benefit of the doubt)
Jimmy Kimmel In and Out and great sushi
And diversity everywhere
Really hot chicks wearing next to nothing
And the Santa Monica Pier
Thank you for hair metal and the 84 olympics and for the BFS radio play
But please don't take this personally
No I'm happy to visit, but I'm happier to leave
And I guess what it is I'm trying to say is
I can't stand LA!
And I go to Las Vegas to Chill
I like Denver Colorado cause it's so laid back
And Chicago keeps it real
I only leave Dallas when I have to, but
When I do I like Tulsa, OK
And I ain't got nothing against California
But I can't stand LA
Well Orlando Florida is humid but it's swell
Austin and Nashville both freakin' rock (yes they do! )
And New Orleans is evil but it's part of the appeal
You can gamble drink and swear until you drop
The state of Ohio's been great to our band
Along with Phili and Green Bay
I got nothing but love for Hollywood
But I can't stand LA
I like Salt Lake City, Portland, Frisco, Santa Fe
Indianappolis and Hartford, too
Boise, Memphis, Souix Falls, and of course KC
Along with Pittsburg and Kalamazoo
Atlanta is our home away from home and here's a shout out to Sauget
And I wish my friends would leave that place
'Cause I can't stand LA
Traffic Sucks
No protected lefts
Snooty fucks
Pollution fills the air
Gang Fights
$7 beers
And the threat of breaking off into the sea
(And now to give LA the benefit of the doubt)
Jimmy Kimmel In and Out and great sushi
And diversity everywhere
Really hot chicks wearing next to nothing
And the Santa Monica Pier
Thank you for hair metal and the 84 olympics and for the BFS radio play
But please don't take this personally
No I'm happy to visit, but I'm happier to leave
And I guess what it is I'm trying to say is
I can't stand LA!
Belgium Polka Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Lately I feel so small
or maybe it's just that my bed has grown
never noticed it before
but you were there so how was I to know
that this single bed was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you
[Chorus:]
And now you're halfway around the world
and I'm just a day behind
nothing seems to fill the hole
that I've had since you left my side
you'll always be my little girl
though I can't hold you tonight
now you're halfway around the world
and I'm just a day behind
I wake up in the night
and turn around to find that you're not there
I just want to watch you sleep,
lay by you,
I love to feel you near
I think I'm going crazy
every day confusion starts to grow
never noticed it before
but you were there so how was I to know
that this single bed
was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you
[Chorus]
Just a day behind
[Chorus]
Just a day behind [x3]
or maybe it's just that my bed has grown
never noticed it before
but you were there so how was I to know
that this single bed was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you
[Chorus:]
And now you're halfway around the world
and I'm just a day behind
nothing seems to fill the hole
that I've had since you left my side
you'll always be my little girl
though I can't hold you tonight
now you're halfway around the world
and I'm just a day behind
I wake up in the night
and turn around to find that you're not there
I just want to watch you sleep,
lay by you,
I love to feel you near
I think I'm going crazy
every day confusion starts to grow
never noticed it before
but you were there so how was I to know
that this single bed
was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you
[Chorus]
Just a day behind
[Chorus]
Just a day behind [x3]
I Just Wanna Be Loved Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I just wanna be loved
I just wanna be extraordinary
I'm just your everyday average white guy
On the radio
Whoa-oh-oh
I just wanna be loved
Like the English people love their spliffs and curry
Like a kid loves money from the tooth fairy
Like Tubaka loves Han Solo
Why can't you see
That I'm only
Everything you want?
How come you give
Just enough to
Keep me hangin' on?
I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,
I don't know how to surf,
But I'm really really good at karaoke
Maybe I'm not just an average white guy
Except down there,
In case you care that life's not fair
Why can't you see
That I'm only
Everything you want?
How come you give
Just enough to
Keep me hangin' on?
I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,
Cause you like shiny things,
Like diamond rings,
Sushi and Hybrid cars
Poker chips and Lyso dips
And getting thrown out of bars
I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I wanna be loved,
You like chocolate ice cream
But you hate your mother!
Can't you see that
You and me were
Made for one another?
I'm your biggest fan
You understand there'll
Never be no other
You're the best girl, that's for sure
I don't care what you say,
I just wanna be loved,
And I don't mean to talk so tough
I just wanna be loved,
I don't care what you say,
I just wanna be loved
And I don't mean to talk so tough
I just wanna be loved,
L- (ugh damn it)
I just wanna be extraordinary
I'm just your everyday average white guy
On the radio
Whoa-oh-oh
I just wanna be loved
Like the English people love their spliffs and curry
Like a kid loves money from the tooth fairy
Like Tubaka loves Han Solo
Why can't you see
That I'm only
Everything you want?
How come you give
Just enough to
Keep me hangin' on?
I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,
I don't know how to surf,
But I'm really really good at karaoke
Maybe I'm not just an average white guy
Except down there,
In case you care that life's not fair
Why can't you see
That I'm only
Everything you want?
How come you give
Just enough to
Keep me hangin' on?
I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,
Cause you like shiny things,
Like diamond rings,
Sushi and Hybrid cars
Poker chips and Lyso dips
And getting thrown out of bars
I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I wanna be loved,
You like chocolate ice cream
But you hate your mother!
Can't you see that
You and me were
Made for one another?
I'm your biggest fan
You understand there'll
Never be no other
You're the best girl, that's for sure
I don't care what you say,
I just wanna be loved,
And I don't mean to talk so tough
I just wanna be loved,
I don't care what you say,
I just wanna be loved
And I don't mean to talk so tough
I just wanna be loved,
L- (ugh damn it)
Walk Of Shame Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
She bumped her head on the doorway ducking out before he even knew she was gone.
She slipped and fell on the porch step and stepped in some dog shit on the front lawn.
How in the hell did she get here she wondered as her uncharged phone hit the wall.
And what the hell did he look like she asked herself but did it really matter at all?
If she could call a cab,
This wouldn't be so bad,
Whatever happened to pay phones.
She'll never drink again,
She's gonna kill her friends,
If she could just find her way home.
Whatever gets you through the night
Somebody to love
Somebody to find
And when did the good times get so bad?
And mornings so bright?
And your stuck in the rain
And your tired of the games
When you've got no one to blame
On the Walk Of Shame
He stuck his head out of the doorway and only saw the maid cart there in the hall.
Ten floors down on the elevator smelling like sex and alcohol.
What the hell was I thinking or drinking,
I womnder where I parked my car.
And what is everybody staring at I should have never left my pants at the bar.
Whatever gets you through the night
Somebody to love
Somebody to find
And when did the good times get so bad?
And mornings so bright?
And your stuck in the rain
And your tired of the games
When you've got no one to blame
On the Walk Of Shame
Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name
Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name
Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name
Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name
(Whatever gets you through the night)
Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name
On the walk of shame
Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name
(And when did the good times get so bad)
Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name
(on the walk of shame)
She slipped and fell on the porch step and stepped in some dog shit on the front lawn.
How in the hell did she get here she wondered as her uncharged phone hit the wall.
And what the hell did he look like she asked herself but did it really matter at all?
If she could call a cab,
This wouldn't be so bad,
Whatever happened to pay phones.
She'll never drink again,
She's gonna kill her friends,
If she could just find her way home.
Whatever gets you through the night
Somebody to love
Somebody to find
And when did the good times get so bad?
And mornings so bright?
And your stuck in the rain
And your tired of the games
When you've got no one to blame
On the Walk Of Shame
He stuck his head out of the doorway and only saw the maid cart there in the hall.
Ten floors down on the elevator smelling like sex and alcohol.
What the hell was I thinking or drinking,
I womnder where I parked my car.
And what is everybody staring at I should have never left my pants at the bar.
Whatever gets you through the night
Somebody to love
Somebody to find
And when did the good times get so bad?
And mornings so bright?
And your stuck in the rain
And your tired of the games
When you've got no one to blame
On the Walk Of Shame
Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name
Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name
Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name
Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name
(Whatever gets you through the night)
Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name
On the walk of shame
Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name
(And when did the good times get so bad)
Shame shame shame
Everybody knows your name
(on the walk of shame)
Epiphany Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Stop before you get me started
Maybe I'll just go
I'm not exactly broken hearted
But I think you already know
That there's more to the story than I'm givin' up
Maybe I should just grow up
There's a picture of a girl somewhere
That fits this empty frame
And there's a song here somewhere with a happier refrain
It came to me, I think they call it an epiphany
And that's a big word
[Chorus:]
All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat documented
And depicted in this book of memories
That's as empty as a broken glass,
Or a gas tank in my car
If you can hear me now,
Come out, come out, wherever you are
I try so hard not to remember
I wish I could forget
The thoughts of you in syndication
Just like the time I met Joan Jett
At a Grammy party on a Saturday night
After you and me had a big fight
There's a picture of a boy somewhere that fits your empty frame
I tried switching the station,
But the song remains the same
It came to me, think they call it an epiphany
That line was lame
[Chorus:]
All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat documented
And depicted in this book of memories
That's as empty as a broken glass
Or a gas tank in my car
If you can hear me now,
Come out, come out, wherever you are
[Bridge]
Are you still at home?
Or did you go to Rome?
I swear I think I saw you on some Italian movie
Showing on the plane
I couldn't read your name
Subtitles don't work on the credits,
Man that's a shame
It's a shame now, me and you
No one to blame but, you
[Chorus:]
All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat documented
And depicted in this book of memories
All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat documented
And depicted in this book of memories
If you can hear me now
If you can hear him now,
If you can hear me now,
Come out, come out, wherever you are
Wherever you are
I think they call it an Epiphany
Maybe I'll just go
I'm not exactly broken hearted
But I think you already know
That there's more to the story than I'm givin' up
Maybe I should just grow up
There's a picture of a girl somewhere
That fits this empty frame
And there's a song here somewhere with a happier refrain
It came to me, I think they call it an epiphany
And that's a big word
[Chorus:]
All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat documented
And depicted in this book of memories
That's as empty as a broken glass,
Or a gas tank in my car
If you can hear me now,
Come out, come out, wherever you are
I try so hard not to remember
I wish I could forget
The thoughts of you in syndication
Just like the time I met Joan Jett
At a Grammy party on a Saturday night
After you and me had a big fight
There's a picture of a boy somewhere that fits your empty frame
I tried switching the station,
But the song remains the same
It came to me, think they call it an epiphany
That line was lame
[Chorus:]
All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat documented
And depicted in this book of memories
That's as empty as a broken glass
Or a gas tank in my car
If you can hear me now,
Come out, come out, wherever you are
[Bridge]
Are you still at home?
Or did you go to Rome?
I swear I think I saw you on some Italian movie
Showing on the plane
I couldn't read your name
Subtitles don't work on the credits,
Man that's a shame
It's a shame now, me and you
No one to blame but, you
[Chorus:]
All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat documented
And depicted in this book of memories
All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat documented
And depicted in this book of memories
If you can hear me now
If you can hear him now,
If you can hear me now,
Come out, come out, wherever you are
Wherever you are
I think they call it an Epiphany
High School Never Ends Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Four years you think for sure
That’s all you’ve got to endure
All the total dicks
All the stuck up chicks
So superficial, so immature
Then when you graduate
You take a look around and you say HEY WAIT
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over
Aw that’s just great
The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who‘s having sex,
Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
High school never ends
Check out the popular kids
You’ll never guess what Jessica did
How did Mary Kate lose all that weight
And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom’s straight
And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Doesn’t matter if you’re sixteen or thirty-five
Reese Witherspoon,
She’s the prom queen
Bill Gates,
Captain of the chess team
Jack Black, the clown
Brad Pitt, the quarterback
I’ve seen it all before
I want my money back
The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who’s the best dressed and who’s having sex,
Who’s in the clubs and who’s on the drugs,
Who’s throwing up before they digest
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friends
And you’re still listen to the same shit you did back then
High school never ends
High school never ends
The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who‘s having sex,
Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And I still don’t have the right look
And I still have the same three friends
And I’m pretty much the same as I was back then
High school never ends
High school never ends
High school never ends
Here we go again
That’s all you’ve got to endure
All the total dicks
All the stuck up chicks
So superficial, so immature
Then when you graduate
You take a look around and you say HEY WAIT
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over
Aw that’s just great
The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who‘s having sex,
Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
High school never ends
Check out the popular kids
You’ll never guess what Jessica did
How did Mary Kate lose all that weight
And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom’s straight
And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Doesn’t matter if you’re sixteen or thirty-five
Reese Witherspoon,
She’s the prom queen
Bill Gates,
Captain of the chess team
Jack Black, the clown
Brad Pitt, the quarterback
I’ve seen it all before
I want my money back
The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who’s the best dressed and who’s having sex,
Who’s in the clubs and who’s on the drugs,
Who’s throwing up before they digest
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friends
And you’re still listen to the same shit you did back then
High school never ends
High school never ends
The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who‘s having sex,
Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And I still don’t have the right look
And I still have the same three friends
And I’m pretty much the same as I was back then
High school never ends
High school never ends
High school never ends
Here we go again
Val Kilmer Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I always thought my movie
Would be a comedy
Not quite the tragedy that its become
More slapstick than chickflick
More Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's
So, thank me at the podium
For a lifetime of contribution
Turn on the cameras
Someone cue the extras
Hair and makeup to the set
Because the big screen's calling
Final casting call
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
On another stupid movie
'bout a guy with a broken heart
Is falling apart
Your headed for the cutting room floor
And in the sequel honey
I'm the guy who gets the girl
So if you miss my movie
Get the DVD
Check out the chemistry
Between you and me
Less 'Raising Arizona'
More 'Steel Magnolias'
So when you walk down that red carpet
I hope you trip and fall
I hope someone squirts you with a watergun
A super soaker filled with pee
Because the big screen's calling
Final casting call
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
On another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
Is falling apart
Your headed for the cutting room floor
And in the sequel honey
I'm the guy who gets the girl
All apologies
To Kevin Costner
and that chick from monster
Give me Adam Sandler,
Will Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer
He was funny in 'Real Genius'
[Greg]
What about 'Top Gun'?
[Jaret]
No, 'Top Gun' wasn't funny
[Greg]
Whatever
Top secret was funny too
But he sucked as Batman
Because the big screen's calling
Final casting call
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
On another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
Is falling apart
Steven Spielberg's calling and he's sending a car
It's your big shot baby, you're the next big star
Of another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
Who's falling apart
Your headed for the cutting room floor
But in the sequel honey
I'm the guy who gets the girl
I'm the guy that gets the girl [repeat until the end]
[BACKGROUND (repeat until the end):]
Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, BRIGHTelushi and Akroid, Chris Farley, Bill Murray in 'Stripes'.
Eddie Murphy till 90, Chris Rock and John Candy, the cast of Hollywood Knights.
Mike Myers, Jim Carrey and the Farelly Brothers are more my style.
'Terms of Endearment' I didn't get it.
I'd much rather shut up and smile.
Would be a comedy
Not quite the tragedy that its become
More slapstick than chickflick
More Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's
So, thank me at the podium
For a lifetime of contribution
Turn on the cameras
Someone cue the extras
Hair and makeup to the set
Because the big screen's calling
Final casting call
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
On another stupid movie
'bout a guy with a broken heart
Is falling apart
Your headed for the cutting room floor
And in the sequel honey
I'm the guy who gets the girl
So if you miss my movie
Get the DVD
Check out the chemistry
Between you and me
Less 'Raising Arizona'
More 'Steel Magnolias'
So when you walk down that red carpet
I hope you trip and fall
I hope someone squirts you with a watergun
A super soaker filled with pee
Because the big screen's calling
Final casting call
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
On another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
Is falling apart
Your headed for the cutting room floor
And in the sequel honey
I'm the guy who gets the girl
All apologies
To Kevin Costner
and that chick from monster
Give me Adam Sandler,
Will Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer
He was funny in 'Real Genius'
[Greg]
What about 'Top Gun'?
[Jaret]
No, 'Top Gun' wasn't funny
[Greg]
Whatever
Top secret was funny too
But he sucked as Batman
Because the big screen's calling
Final casting call
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
On another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
Is falling apart
Steven Spielberg's calling and he's sending a car
It's your big shot baby, you're the next big star
Of another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
Who's falling apart
Your headed for the cutting room floor
But in the sequel honey
I'm the guy who gets the girl
I'm the guy that gets the girl [repeat until the end]
[BACKGROUND (repeat until the end):]
Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, BRIGHTelushi and Akroid, Chris Farley, Bill Murray in 'Stripes'.
Eddie Murphy till 90, Chris Rock and John Candy, the cast of Hollywood Knights.
Mike Myers, Jim Carrey and the Farelly Brothers are more my style.
'Terms of Endearment' I didn't get it.
I'd much rather shut up and smile.
I'm Gay Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
(This fucking song is all personality)
(Dude, that's the shit!)
Well we've all heard about
how the guys in the band
Weren't the popular kids in school
And now you hate your parents
'cause of the way you turned out
But in the end the blame's on you
And we all sympathize with your torn-apart heart
And your really artistic worldly views
It sells records when you're sad these days
It's super cool to be mad these days
I think rock and roll is really funny
when it's serious
Don't hate us 'cause we're happy
Don't hate us 'cause we're beautiful
Don't hate us if we make you smile
Or if we go the extra mile
To make someone feel better
on a really shitty day
And if you're hearing what I'm saying then
I want to hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
Let's start a movement, let's start it right now
And if you don't know where to start
I can show you I'm your new team captain
Put your left hand over your heart
and repeat after me
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
Chris, Gary? You guys wanna join in?
(Yeah, buddy. Sure. Sorry Dude)
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
Very Nice. Very Nice.
Don't hate us 'cause we're happy
Don't hate us 'cause you're miserable
Don't hate us if we make you smile
Or if we go the extra mile
To make someone feel better on a really shitty day
And if you're hearing what I'm saying then
I want to hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
That's right, ladies and gentleman!
Pick up the phone
'cause Bowling For Soup is on the line!
And you don't have to be sad anymore!
You don't have to be mad anymore!
We can all join hands and do ring around
the freaking rosie!
In fact, can we can get some "La la"s up in here?
It sells records when you're sad these days
It's super cool to be mad these days
I think rock and roll is really funny
When it's serious
Yo, where my "La la"s at!
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
(Dude, that's the shit!)
Well we've all heard about
how the guys in the band
Weren't the popular kids in school
And now you hate your parents
'cause of the way you turned out
But in the end the blame's on you
And we all sympathize with your torn-apart heart
And your really artistic worldly views
It sells records when you're sad these days
It's super cool to be mad these days
I think rock and roll is really funny
when it's serious
Don't hate us 'cause we're happy
Don't hate us 'cause we're beautiful
Don't hate us if we make you smile
Or if we go the extra mile
To make someone feel better
on a really shitty day
And if you're hearing what I'm saying then
I want to hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
Let's start a movement, let's start it right now
And if you don't know where to start
I can show you I'm your new team captain
Put your left hand over your heart
and repeat after me
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
Chris, Gary? You guys wanna join in?
(Yeah, buddy. Sure. Sorry Dude)
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
Very Nice. Very Nice.
Don't hate us 'cause we're happy
Don't hate us 'cause you're miserable
Don't hate us if we make you smile
Or if we go the extra mile
To make someone feel better on a really shitty day
And if you're hearing what I'm saying then
I want to hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
That's right, ladies and gentleman!
Pick up the phone
'cause Bowling For Soup is on the line!
And you don't have to be sad anymore!
You don't have to be mad anymore!
We can all join hands and do ring around
the freaking rosie!
In fact, can we can get some "La la"s up in here?
It sells records when you're sad these days
It's super cool to be mad these days
I think rock and roll is really funny
When it's serious
Yo, where my "La la"s at!
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
Why Don't I Miss You? Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Remember back at Ryder High
Wishing on stars in the Texas sky
I got your name tattooed
Across my heart how could we lose
Back in black when we were hand in hand
Two young kids like Jack and Diane
Falling at the speed of light
Burning up never felt so right
So why I don't miss you
Tell me what I am supposed to do
After all the shit that we've been through
I can't feel a thing
Maybe I was too high
Maybe I just sobered up too soon
You're still on the dark side of the moon
And always on my mind
So why don't I miss you
So many nights we drove around
King and queen of the whole damn town
Voted most likely to succeed
We were everybody's meant to be
Burned out plans to take over the world
Did I fuck it up, or did we just get bored
Kept losing at the same old game
We had our 15 minutes of fame
We took it all the way
You can't say we didn't try
So why I don't miss you
Tell me what I am supposed to do
After all the shit that we've been through
I can't feel a thing
Maybe I was too high
Maybe I just sobered up too soon
You're still on the dark side of the moon
And always on my mind
So why don't I miss you
Why don't I miss the way you laugh
At everything I say
You mom's apple pie always blew me away
It's funny how I always write the same old song
I wonder if you ever sing along with me
Sing along with me
So why I don't miss you
Tell me what I am supposed to do
After all the shit we've been through
I can't feel a thing
Maybe I was too high
Maybe I sobered up too soon
You're still on the dark side of the moon
And always on my mind
So why do I miss you
Wishing on stars in the Texas sky
I got your name tattooed
Across my heart how could we lose
Back in black when we were hand in hand
Two young kids like Jack and Diane
Falling at the speed of light
Burning up never felt so right
So why I don't miss you
Tell me what I am supposed to do
After all the shit that we've been through
I can't feel a thing
Maybe I was too high
Maybe I just sobered up too soon
You're still on the dark side of the moon
And always on my mind
So why don't I miss you
So many nights we drove around
King and queen of the whole damn town
Voted most likely to succeed
We were everybody's meant to be
Burned out plans to take over the world
Did I fuck it up, or did we just get bored
Kept losing at the same old game
We had our 15 minutes of fame
We took it all the way
You can't say we didn't try
So why I don't miss you
Tell me what I am supposed to do
After all the shit that we've been through
I can't feel a thing
Maybe I was too high
Maybe I just sobered up too soon
You're still on the dark side of the moon
And always on my mind
So why don't I miss you
Why don't I miss the way you laugh
At everything I say
You mom's apple pie always blew me away
It's funny how I always write the same old song
I wonder if you ever sing along with me
Sing along with me
So why I don't miss you
Tell me what I am supposed to do
After all the shit we've been through
I can't feel a thing
Maybe I was too high
Maybe I sobered up too soon
You're still on the dark side of the moon
And always on my mind
So why do I miss you
A Friendly Goodbye Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I can lay it on real thick
But I know how you don't like to get bogged down
With anything 'bout us
And our kick ass true love tale
Sorry I swore just then
Cause I know you hate it
And by the way that cake you baked me really sucked
But I ate it
[Chorus]
Cause I loved you
Even more that you could ever imagine
Here's a friendly goodbye
5,6,7
Ain't that a "b" with an itch
Ain't that a mother trucker
You can go to h-e-double hockey sticks
And f yourself
Cause I'm flippin' gosh darn sick
Of all the "s" words you put me through
So f-u
F-u
I can hang it out to dry
Cause I know how you like all your laundry neat
And not just thrown around
Like a chain saw in need of juggling
Sorry I flipped you off cause I know,
That you hate it
And that homemade porn I said that I erased
Well I saved it
[Chorus Repeat]
I'll send you a post card that says
I'm glad you're not here
I'll buy you a t-shirt
But I'll use it to wipe up the beer
That I spilled
While I was spilling my guts
To my friends about you
And I really don't have anything else nice to say
[Chorus Repeat]
But I know how you don't like to get bogged down
With anything 'bout us
And our kick ass true love tale
Sorry I swore just then
Cause I know you hate it
And by the way that cake you baked me really sucked
But I ate it
[Chorus]
Cause I loved you
Even more that you could ever imagine
Here's a friendly goodbye
5,6,7
Ain't that a "b" with an itch
Ain't that a mother trucker
You can go to h-e-double hockey sticks
And f yourself
Cause I'm flippin' gosh darn sick
Of all the "s" words you put me through
So f-u
F-u
I can hang it out to dry
Cause I know how you like all your laundry neat
And not just thrown around
Like a chain saw in need of juggling
Sorry I flipped you off cause I know,
That you hate it
And that homemade porn I said that I erased
Well I saved it
[Chorus Repeat]
I'll send you a post card that says
I'm glad you're not here
I'll buy you a t-shirt
But I'll use it to wipe up the beer
That I spilled
While I was spilling my guts
To my friends about you
And I really don't have anything else nice to say
[Chorus Repeat]
Luckiest Loser Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
[VERSE 1]
Man your really one heck of a guy
Best friend since junior high
You showed me Playboy for the very first time
That was rad
We saw Bon Jovi we sat in the front row
I pierced your ear right before the show
We stole your brother's beer and he didn't know
[1ST CHORUS]
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
Did you fall in love or did
You just want to get some
That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion
I know you know she used to be my girl
You'd better run for cover
Cause she's tickin like a time bomb
And did i mention that youbothsuck.com
Now your stuck with her
Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar.
I guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER
[VERSE 2]
I met her at a kegger past out in the yard
Gettin in her pants wasn't really that hard
6 months later she crashed my car
That was rad
She's got a glow from her spray on tan
Marilyn manson is her favorite band
I really think she might worship Satan, not a band
[2ND CHORUS]
Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun
Did you fall in love or did
You just want to get some
That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion
I know you know she used to be my girl
You should run for cover
Cause she's tickin like a time bomb
And did i mention that youbothsuck.com
Now she's stuck with you
Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo
Like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper
Guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER
[BRIDGE]
Mel Gibson, Danny Glover you deserve each other
A lethal weapon when you take her home to
Meet your mother
She was a superstar, back seat of my car
Those days are over, now the night goes on yeah
[3RD CHORUS]
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
Did you fall in love
Or did you just want to get some
That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion
I know you know she used to be my girl
You'd better run for cover
Cause she's tickin like a time bomb
And did i mention that youbothsuck.com
Now your stuck wit her
Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar.
Like number two on a pooper scooper
I guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER
Man your really one heck of a guy
Best friend since junior high
You showed me Playboy for the very first time
That was rad
We saw Bon Jovi we sat in the front row
I pierced your ear right before the show
We stole your brother's beer and he didn't know
[1ST CHORUS]
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
Did you fall in love or did
You just want to get some
That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion
I know you know she used to be my girl
You'd better run for cover
Cause she's tickin like a time bomb
And did i mention that youbothsuck.com
Now your stuck with her
Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar.
I guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER
[VERSE 2]
I met her at a kegger past out in the yard
Gettin in her pants wasn't really that hard
6 months later she crashed my car
That was rad
She's got a glow from her spray on tan
Marilyn manson is her favorite band
I really think she might worship Satan, not a band
[2ND CHORUS]
Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun
Did you fall in love or did
You just want to get some
That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion
I know you know she used to be my girl
You should run for cover
Cause she's tickin like a time bomb
And did i mention that youbothsuck.com
Now she's stuck with you
Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo
Like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper
Guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER
[BRIDGE]
Mel Gibson, Danny Glover you deserve each other
A lethal weapon when you take her home to
Meet your mother
She was a superstar, back seat of my car
Those days are over, now the night goes on yeah
[3RD CHORUS]
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
Did you fall in love
Or did you just want to get some
That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion
I know you know she used to be my girl
You'd better run for cover
Cause she's tickin like a time bomb
And did i mention that youbothsuck.com
Now your stuck wit her
Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar.
Like number two on a pooper scooper
I guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER
Love Sick Stomach Ache (Sugar Coated Accident) Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I woke up today.
That was my first mistake.
Would've been better off
In the middle of a dream
I was havin' bout a brighter day.
Yesterday, I gave my heart away.
By the middle of the day,
You could search for a sucker
and buy it now on ebay.
[CHORUS 1]
Hold your head up and face the day.
Seems like everybody's got a way
to say "I'm doing OK."
I'm OK as long as you're happy-
Without me.
Without my hand- to hold.
Without my jacket- to keep you warm when you're cold.
Oh yeah you're cold.
Popsicle love and pie crust promises,
Ice cream kisses that I'm really gonna Misses
Smith-sonian, peppermint, sugar-coated accident,
Empty Like a cavity, and now we're just history
And this is all I ever wanted.
I can take the heartbreak.
Can I get something for my lovesick stomach ache?
I threw up today.
I kinda sorta prayed
To go back in time and rewrite these lines
But I'll settle for a Bloody Mary.
"What's that?" you say.
You say you're not so OK.
Looking down from the top of a 30-foot drop.
That's exactly what you wanted.
[CHORUS 2]
Hold your head up and face the day.
Seems like yesterday you got your way.
But I am doing OK.
What's that you say?
You say you're not really happy without me.
Without my hand- to hold.
Without my jacket
To keep you warm when you're cold.
This is all I ever wanted.
I can take the heartbreak.
Can I get something for my lovesick stomach ache?
And this is much more than I needed.
(Can I have some Ginger Ale?)
I feel the agony of the defeated.
(Tell her she can go to hell.)
And if you really wanna make me feel better
Just don't let her take the sweater
I was wearing when I met her
Cause I know she's gonna say it was hers.
But it's mine. That shit is mine.
Popsicle love and pie crust promises,
Ice cream kisses that I'm really gonna Misses
Smith-sonian, peppermint, sugar-coated accident,
Empty Like a cavity, and now we're just history [x3]
That was my first mistake.
Would've been better off
In the middle of a dream
I was havin' bout a brighter day.
Yesterday, I gave my heart away.
By the middle of the day,
You could search for a sucker
and buy it now on ebay.
[CHORUS 1]
Hold your head up and face the day.
Seems like everybody's got a way
to say "I'm doing OK."
I'm OK as long as you're happy-
Without me.
Without my hand- to hold.
Without my jacket- to keep you warm when you're cold.
Oh yeah you're cold.
Popsicle love and pie crust promises,
Ice cream kisses that I'm really gonna Misses
Smith-sonian, peppermint, sugar-coated accident,
Empty Like a cavity, and now we're just history
And this is all I ever wanted.
I can take the heartbreak.
Can I get something for my lovesick stomach ache?
I threw up today.
I kinda sorta prayed
To go back in time and rewrite these lines
But I'll settle for a Bloody Mary.
"What's that?" you say.
You say you're not so OK.
Looking down from the top of a 30-foot drop.
That's exactly what you wanted.
[CHORUS 2]
Hold your head up and face the day.
Seems like yesterday you got your way.
But I am doing OK.
What's that you say?
You say you're not really happy without me.
Without my hand- to hold.
Without my jacket
To keep you warm when you're cold.
This is all I ever wanted.
I can take the heartbreak.
Can I get something for my lovesick stomach ache?
And this is much more than I needed.
(Can I have some Ginger Ale?)
I feel the agony of the defeated.
(Tell her she can go to hell.)
And if you really wanna make me feel better
Just don't let her take the sweater
I was wearing when I met her
Cause I know she's gonna say it was hers.
But it's mine. That shit is mine.
Popsicle love and pie crust promises,
Ice cream kisses that I'm really gonna Misses
Smith-sonian, peppermint, sugar-coated accident,
Empty Like a cavity, and now we're just history [x3]
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