Some girl named Sally walked up
And asked me
"What's the story?"
I said it's something with inning
Beginning and a plot
And she said "No!"
"I know you know!"
"And you know that I know you know!"
And I said "What?"
And she took the shot
I got beat up by a girl
With the right hook
Straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
Or maybe she got lucky
Either way you lived that day
A thousand times
In my aching head
But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
How proud he'd be
If he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl
I never even saw it coming
Hey, does someone have
An aspirin
Was I caught looking up her skirt
Or was it someone that I did?
And I said
Wait!
Not in the face!
And then she punched me in the face
And kicked my nuts
I think she hates my guts
I got beat up by a girl
With the right hook
Straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
Or maybe she got lucky
Either way you lived that day
A thousand times
In my aching head
You know I never lived it down
And I feel like such a
Fool
As I lay there on the ground
It was hard to keep it cool
But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
How proud he'd be
If he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl
Got beat up by a girl
And then one day
Junior High
In the corner of a cafeteria
Listening to a stereo
On a walk
Then munching on some raisin blend
Was the Girl that kicked my butt
All the way to Pizza Hut
At least that's how she put it way back in
I said
Hello
She said
F O!
I said "Let's put this in the past"
And then she whooped my ass
Again
I got beat up by a girl
With the right hook
Straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
Or maybe she got lucky
Either way you lived that day
A thousand times
In my aching head
You know I never lived it down
And I feel like such a
Fool
As I lay there on the ground
It was hard to look cool
But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
How proud he'd be
If he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl
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