Valentino Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, “Would you please be mine.”
I gave her flowers and some candy
She opened them up and said, “You’re trying to
make me fat.”

[chorus]
(now)
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to laugh at me

not to smart, not to tall,
likes to watch tv and play basketball

I bought a car and let her drive it
She opened the door and said “ Oh bother, this is
red.”
I gave her all my notes from algebra
She opened em up and said , “I can’t believe you’re
so stupid.”

I won’t ever make her wash my car, NO!
I won’t ever take a walk, not unless she’s there
Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Corndog Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I was all alone on a Saturday night
the funny thing is, we didn't even have a fight
I stayed up all night crying, slept all day, missed the game
Inside i think i'm dying, i just can't figure out how she slipped away

I was out all night one day in Dallas
And the strangest thing is, i can't remember a thing
I was drunk and drinking, woke up in my best friend's car
My friends say i got crazy, still need to find out how she slipped away

I have no idea what i did,
she just told me, "have someone check your head"
Let me ask you, do you think i was wrong?
Trying too hard, maybe i came on too strong?

Trying to find, trying to find, trying to find, trying to find a reason not to leave your side
Trying to find, trying to find an answer before i lose my mind

I was at a club real late last Tuesday,
and the weirdest thing is, i can't remember her name
I stayed up all night trying to make her face, look just like yours
And she ended up crying, i still need to find out how she slipped away

I have no idea what i did
she just told me, "have someone check your head"
Let me ask you, do you think i was wrong?
Trying to hard, maybe i came on too strong?

Trying to find, trying to find, trying to find, trying to find a reason not to leave your side
Trying to find, trying to find an answer before i lose my mind [x2]

Cody Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I know you don't come from here
Believe me i'm very aware
and i'm sorry
You were a sad little girl
Who got caught up in this world
And i'm sorry
sorry, because we're sorry all the time

You think you're everything
some broken-hearted martyr queen
lThe reason for the setting sun
Believe me you're the only one
(only one)

She's the only one who knows
so off the little queenie goes
to flaunt her ill-begotten diamonds
and her elevated nose
My numbers in her pocket,
told her call me up sometime
Now there's just no pleasin queenie,
since queenie lost her mind [x2]

I tried to write a song
to rule out all the wrong
And i'm sorry
see girl let's go on a date
to a movie or rollerskate
And i'm sorry
Better luck next time

You think you're everything
some broken-hearted disco queen
The reason for the setting sun,
believe me you're the only one

She's the only who knows
so off the little queenie goes
to flaunt her ill-begotten diamonds
and her elevated nose
My numbers in her pocket
told her call me up sometime
now there's just no pleasin queenie,
since queenie lost her mind [x2]

She's the only oe who knows
so off the little queenie goes
to flaunt her ill-begotten diamonds
and her elevated nose
My numbers in her pocket
told her call me up sometime
now there's just no pleasin queenie,
since queenie lost her mind

Belgium Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Lately I feel so small
Or maybe it’s just that my bed has grown
I never noticed it before but you were there
So how was I to know

[bridge]
That this single bed
was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you

[chorus]
and now you’re halfway around the world
and I’m just a day behind
Nothin seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side
You’ll always be my little girl
Though I can’t hold you tonight
And now you’re halfway round the world
And I’m just a day behind

I wake up in the night
I turn around and find that you’re not there
I just like to watch you sleep and lay by you
I love to feel you near
I think I’m going crazy
Everyday confusion starts to grow
I never noticed it before
But you were there so how was I supposed to know

Milo Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Yeah it was ten years in the making,
but they finally got to tour
I bought all their albums, i've got their sticker on my door
I didn't know this girl from -- she was with some guy named Stan
She drank Bud Ice from a can, and got her rocks off with the band

And she would sing to me
she's all over me
This girl is scarin me
Oh, yeah

When they call her silly girl, they were right on
Dirty sheets and sour grapes, she kept on dancing on and on
Just like so many girls, she just wants to go home with the band
Maybe if she makes us practice, one of us will hold her hand

Graduated art school, and she read of clockwork orange
She asked me if i had any drugs, and she laughed when i said no
She made a plea for a CD, and he thought that he might score
Next thing ya know her mind's on Hubert, he was passed out on the floor

And she would sing to me,
she's all over me
This girl is scarin me
Oh, yeah

When they call her silly girl, they were right on
Dirty sheets and sour graped, she kept dancing on and on
Just like so many girls, she just wants to go home with the band
Maybe if she makes us practice, one of us will hold her hand [x2]

Captain Hook Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

She looks at me and my world stops
I've got to let her know
Before she has to go
And i hope she does confront me
Cuz i might never find
The words i got in mind

And i don't know, no i don't know
What to say when i'm around you
And I don't know just what to do

You must know the way i feel
By the way i'm acting, yeah
You know i'm so crazy
I'm so crazy about you

She tries to catch me, i won't stop
She grabs me by the hand, i knew she'd understand
And she kisses me, and my heart stops
She asks me if i dance, I said i love the chance

But i don't know, no i don't know
What to say when i'm around you
And I don't know just what to do

You must know the way i feel
By the way i'm acting, yeah
You know i'm so crazy
I'm so crazy about you

She tells me that i am the one she's been looking for
I only hope that it is true
And if i tell her that her image never leaves my mind
Will she say she loves me too?

She looks at me and my world stops
I've got to let her know
Before she has to go
And i hope she does not confront me
Cuz i might never find
The words i've got in mind

And i don't know, no i don't know
What to say when i'm around you
I don't know just what to do, yeah

You must know the way i feel
By the way i'm acting, yeah
You know i'm so crazy,
I'm so crazy about you

Ack!! Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

She's a lovely girl
But only when she gets her way
She can be thoughtful
Which is cool sometimes
I think i like her
But she sends an inconsistent vibe
I hold my hand out
Then she punches me good-bye

She's got me tied up in her eyes
Makes me compromise myself
Feeds on dis-illusion
I wish she was just an illusion......Whoa

Kicked the grass up
While ya waited outside my front door
She drove it twice around
Before she stopped and let me in
I want to tell her, exactly how confused i am
I try to stop, but then i can't begin

She's got me tied up in her eyes
Make me compromise myself
Feeds on dis-illusion
I wish she was an illusion.....Whoa [x2]

Thespian Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I met her just today
But i've seen her before
Now i sit beside her
She told me her name
I said that's my favorite song
And she said she's never heard it

She broke my train of thought
When she told me a secret
The one about a friend now
I felt a hand upon my knee
I guess i forgot to breathe
But only for a moment

All the while i'm thinking
That i can't believe she's here with me now
I might be dreaming
If i am don't tell me i don't wanna know

She got up to get a beer
So i moved closer to her chair
And she pretended not to notice
Well i hope she doesn't leave
Cuz i'd like to talk some more
Before i have to go, now

All the while i'm thinking
That i can't believe she's here with me now
I might be dreaming
If i am don't tell me i don't wanna know

I guess my talk was too small
I'm not getting anywhere
But i've been here before
So i'll just drive home by myself
And drift away to sleep
I guess it's no big deal.....(big deal)

They finally closed the doors
So i walked her to her car
And the rain began to pour
And with a smile she said good-bye
And i watched her drive away
Well i guess i lost again, now

All the while i'm thinking
That i can't believe she's here with me now
I might be dreaming
If i am don't tell me, i don't wanna know [x2]

Don't tell me i don't wanna know

All the while i'm thinking
That i can't believe she's here with me now
I might be dreaming
If i am don't tell me, i don't wanna know [x2]

Kool-Aid Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Why i was sitting all by myself just thinking
Now i'm lyin awake in bed
I can't forget about what you said
I tell myself, "Hey man, you should know better"
Ya gotta act like nothings wrong
Ya gotta stand up and be strong

Don't blame me for buttin did
These f 'in walls are closin in
And if everything does not seem cool
It's cuz i am not sure what i am supposed to do

But everything's fine
And i don't know why i do this to myself
I got this thing with losing my mind
I wish i could tell you all the things i want to say
So now i think i will in time

I don't suppose i feel like we are thinking
It's not as bad as yesterday
And you can make everything okay
If ya start to feel like we are nowhere ?
And you can think about me too

Don't blame me for buttin in
These f 'in walls are closin in
And if everything does not seem cool
It's cuz i'm not sure what i'm supposed to do

But everythings fine
And i don't know why i do this to myself
I got this thing with losing my mind
I wish i could tell ya all the things i wanna say
So now i think i will in time [x3]

And everything's fine

Don't Know Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I'm on my way to west hall
And i don't know
What you're thinkin when i show up
You invite me in
I sit and stare at the walls
Full of pictures
Of the people and the places, you hold dear

Sitting on the porch swing later
Our fingers will be cold
I could have used some chapstick
But i found something better to use

You make me lose track of time
for just an hour
That we gained the night before
Daylight savings time

Sitting on the porch swing later
Our fingers will be cold
I could have used some chapstick
But i found something better to use

It all went by so fast
I forgot
Take a picture from a shoebox
Before i go away

Wisk Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

She was 17 and she, she was a loser
That didn't mean that much to me
She got drunk one day and stole my daddy's car
She went and drove into a tree

I got pissed off one day and threw her down some stairs
She cried, "oh daddy, don't hit me"
She broke a bottle over her best friends head
It's a wonder she's not dead

She's a loser
And she thinks we all abuse her
She doesn't know who to believe

I lost her number and i never called her back
But it's all the same to me
She found out the band was playing at a local
And now she's pissed off at me

She's a loser
And she thinks we all abuse her
She doesn't know who to believe

She's a thorn in my side
And she stole my daddy's ride
I wish she was lost at sea

I just tried to be her friend
And now i don't know where this ends
I wish she would marry me, not bury me

She's a loser
And she thinks we all abuse her
You know she makes me so happy

She was 17 and she
She was a loser
She meant everything to me
She got drunk one night
And bit me till it scarred
I let her do the other arm

She's a loser
And she thinks we all abuse her
You know she makes me so happy

She's a thorn in my side
(you know she makes me so happy)
And she stole my daddy's ride
I wish she was lost at sea
(you know she makes me so happy)
And I just tried to be her friend and i don't know where that ends
(you know she makes me so happy)
I wish she would marry me, not bury me
(you know she makes me so happy)

Assman Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I tried to break into your house on Friday night
I got attacked by your big dog
I tried to play my guitar at your window side
Your mother said it was her room

I didn't know it [x4]

I left my phone off of the hook one Friday night
You got pissed off and called my friend
I tried all week to figure why we had a fight
What did i say that wasn't right?

I didn't know it [x4]

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
You be Paul and i'm Letterman

I waited for you once to pick me up from work
You never showed and i was stuck
I left a message with your dad that i came by
He said you had another guy

I didn't know it [x4]

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
You're Yoko Ono, I'm John Lennon

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
You be Marie and Donnie Osman

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
You're Emmit Smith and i'm Troy Aikman

Friday Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Tuesday seemed like it was Thursday
Yesterday i came back down
Standing there
Just like the fool i know i'd become
I realize that i'm aware

Once again i see the sunshine, yeah
And i wipe the sleep out of my eyes
Well i wake up to find the world has not stopped turning
And i, and i am gonna be alright

And i lost way too much in you
Now i don't know what to do
oh-oh-oh
I broke down
Just like i have so many times before
Now i see that nothing has changed
oh-oh-oh
And lately things
Have turned around back where they were before
And i got too much on my mind
Mind...

Tuesday seemed like it was Thursday....Whoa
Yesterday i came back down
Standing there
Just like the fool i know i'd become
I realize that i'm aware

And i lost way too much in you
Now i don't know what to do
oh-oh-oh
I broke down
Just like i have so many times before
Now i see that nothing has changed
oh-oh-oh

And lately things
have turned around back where they were before
And i got too much on my mind
Mind....

album: "Bowling For Soup" (1994)

Thirteen Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Pinch my arm because I'm dreamin'
Better get me out of here
Once again my head is screamin'
Gotta get her off my mind

She's stayin'
And I'm prayin'
That she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around
She's stayin'
Complaining
Cause she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around

Suddenly I've got this feeling
I can't stop it anymore
Wake me again I'm dreamin'
Gotta get this off my mind

She's stayin'
And I'm prayin'
That she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around
She's stayin'
Complaining
Cause she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around

Pinch my arm because I'm dreamin'
Better get me out of here
Once again my head is screamin'
Gotta get her off my mind

She's stayin'
And I'm prayin'
That she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around
She's stayin'
Complaining
Cause she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around

Crayon Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Feeling like a crayon
(I'm gonna be) look out
I can't move a muscle
Gotta get me out

Feeling like a crayon
Caught up in the crowd
While my friend the Cheeto
Is eaten by a mouth

Feeling like a crayon
Caught up in the crowd
I can't move a muscle
Gotta get me out

Can't get out
Can't get out
I can't get out

Feeling like a crayon
Want to meet the crowd
While my friend the Cheeto
Is eaten by a mouse

Gonna pick a mattress
Of a sofa sleeper
Gonna swear to make up
I'm falling
deeper and deeper

Can't get out
Can't get out
I can't get out

Swim Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Seems like every time you reap
I am nowhere to be seen
But I know you'll be around tomorrow

I had wanted you to stand clear
Until I walk into thin air
And if you fell I would not care

Let me say goodbye to her

Cause I think if I'd be found
What I wanted you to see

Seems like every time you write
You just get the pen on fire
But I know you'll be around tomorrow

I had tried to make you see
But you

Nebraska Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

It seems like I should know better
I guess I don't know much
When I'm alone I'm everything
But I'm not well beneath it all

Stop staring over my shoulder
Just let me breathe in peace now
Cause all I ask for is a....date

One date to shine
One date to leave it all behind
One date, yea!
One date to myself
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

It seems like I should know better
I guess I don't know much
When I'm alone I'm everything
But I'm not well beneath it all

Stop staring over my shoulder
Just let me breathe in peace now
Cause all I ask for is a....

One date to shine
One date to leave it all behind
One date, yea!
One date to myself
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

One date to shine
One date to leave it all behind
One date, yea, yea, yea!
One date to myself
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Sandwich Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Sometimes I lose control and I don't seem to care,
It's time to light this candle and get the blank out of here.

This is the last song that I write
(the last song of ours)
It's been a year now and I know
(now I know we're)
I have got to get away
(got to get away from here)
Going to the place I know
(the upper atmosphere)

Out in the dark I found a place
(I have finally found a place)
Where I can think of myself and not your stupid face

In all that I can reason why
(in all that I can reason why)
Why they said no woman no cry
(no woman no cry)

It's a paradox and
you lose control and
you gain control but
I don't care

It's a pardox and
you lose control and
you gain control but
I don't really care

Get the blank out of here
It's time to light this candle and get the blank out of here

This is the last song that I write
(the last song of ours)
'Cause I'm leaving this world
(just like many others)
So when you find that I'm gone
(you'll know it's time to get gone)
Just accustomed to the stars
(the constellations which you are)

It's a paradox and
you lose control and
you gain control but
I don't care

It's a paradox and
you lose control and
you gain control but
I don't really care

Get the blank out of here
It's time to light this candle and get the blank out of here

It's time to light this candle and get the fuck out of here

Slurpee Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Got my change,
Didn't get her name
And she'll always be

My convenience store dream girl
My convenience store dream girl

I was looking for a dream
Gonna add to those days
So I went to the convenience store to buy one.
If you can tell I was trucking
I was in lo-oh-ove
Can't take my eyes off her cause she
She was mine and she was fine
But she didn't have the time
But it doesn't hurt to... her
She was up and clucking
Didn't want me around
Took the change and then I left her

Got my change,
Didn't get her name
And she'll always be

My convenience store dream girl
My convenience store dream girl

I was looking for a dream
Gonna add to those days
So I went to the convenience store to buy one.
If you can tell I was trucking,
And I was in lo-o-ove,
Can't take my eyes off her cause she

Got my change,
Didn't get her name
And she'll always be...

My convenience store dream girl
My convenience store dream girl

Got my change,
Didn't get her name
And she'll always be

My convenience store dream girl
My convenience sto-o-o-ore
dream girl

Psycho Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I told you time and time again
that we would meet just as friends
and now i just can't seem to get my story through
if i'd known all about this then
i wouldn't have said the things I said
im left now with a problem
what to do

cuz i can't seem to tell her
exactly the way i feel
i can't seem to find the words to show what i know is real

and if she calls me on the phone
wont you tell her im not home
just say ive gone so very far away
if she asks when ill return
tell her that you have not learned
and that i might have plans to stay

cuz i can't seem to tell her
exactly the way i feel i
can't seem to find the words to show what i know is real
i can't seem to tell her
exactly the way i feel
i can't seem to find the words to show what i know is real

here she comes again
this time surrounded by her friends
do i pretend that i dont see her or say hi
she asks me if im free
i said i would if it was up to me
and pray she sees the truth behind my lie

cuz i can't seem to tell her
exactly the way i feel
i can't seem to find the words to show what i know is real
i can't seem to tell her
exactly the way i feel
i can't seem to find the words to show what i know is real

Monopoly Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

It's good to see you
Would you like to sit and talk about it
Or do you want to waste my time
And sit around and play your games

This time I can't be wrong
I've got to get away from you
Don't even ask me for a why?
Cause you know that's because of you

I don't know what I've done so wrong
I can't believe it's come to this
Throw down my arms again
This time I hope
And I don't care what you do with your life
Stay away from me and my time
Just go away, Just go away, Just go away
Just go away, Just go away, Just go away now
Go away, Just go away, Just go away and leave me alone

It seems to be that suddenly
You mistake me for somebody who cares
I'm not your friend
So think again
It seems to be that suddenly
You mistake me for somebody who cares
I'm not your friend
So think again

I'm glad I found you
But I wish that I could lose you just the same
I know you want to waste my time
And sit around and place your blame

London Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I hate you
The things you do
I love you
The things you do

And we've got things so confused
I feel neglected and abused
Man, you've got me so confused
Cause I'm so caught up in you

So I I've got London on my mind
Did you cry another time?
I've got London on my mind
Did you look so satisfied?

I hate you
The things you do
I love you
The things you do

And we've got things so confused
I feel neglected and abused
Man, you've got me so confused
Cause I'm so caught up in you

So I I've got London on my mind
Did you cry another time?
I've got London on my mind
Did you look so satisfied?

I hate you
The things you do
I love you
The things you do

And we've got things so confused
I feel neglected and abused
Man, you've got me so confused
Cause I'm so caught up in you

So I I've got London on my mind
Did you cry another time?
I've got London on my mind
Did you look so satisfied?

other songs:

Changed My Mind Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Hello
I just called to say I'm sorry
Sorry for givin' up
I still think about you more
Than you'll ever know
And I hope that you're doing ok

How have you been?
How's the old hometown
And all the friends we used to talk bad about
I guess I can't let go
How have you been?
Did you ever find the love
That you lost the day that I lost mine
Oh by the way
Do you still think about me?
Oh Oh
Do you still think about me?
Oh Oh

I got your number from a friend
Who said you don't come around anymore
And no, this is not a breakdown
I just called to say hello
And I know you gotta go right now
But maybe I changed my mind

How have you been?
How's the old hometown
And all the friends we used to talk bad about
I guess I can't let go
How have you been?
Did you ever find the love
That you lost the day that I lost mine
Oh by the way
Do you still think about me?
Oh Oh
Do you still think about me?
Oh Oh

I know it's late at night
(I always call you late at night)
And I've never found a time more right
(This time I know I'll get it right)
And if you go outside, I'll take you away
And I'll never let you go again

How have you been?
How have you been?
Oh Oh
How have you been?
How's the old hometown
And all the friends we used to talk bad about
I guess I can't let go
How have you been?
Did you ever find the love that you lost the day that I lost mine
Oh by the way
Do you still think about me?
Oh Oh
Do you still think about me?
Oh Oh
Do you still think about me?
(How have you been?)
Oh Oh
Do you still think about me?
(How have you been?)
Oh Oh

Oh Oh!

Goodbye Friend Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

He told everybody goodbye
He had a look in his eye
Like this could be the last time
I knew you were feeling down
I wish that I had been around more
Could I have changed things
Maybe I could have changed things

And it's the rainy days
That mostly remind me

Goodbye friend
I hope you found
The answers you were looking for
Goodbye friend
I don't think that you ever knew
That there was someone here
There is someone here
Who misses you

You were my biggest fan
Together forever and then
So many things I should've known
You were always there to help me along
And always there to sing my song
I wish I had told you
Man I sure hope I told you

And it's the rainy days
That still remind me
Yeah it's the crazy, crazy days
I need you here

Goodbye friend
I hope you found
The answers you were looking for
Goodbye friend
I don't think that you ever knew
That there was someone here
There is someone here

Selfishly I'm mad at you
For making me feel like this
I wish I could talk to you
Like I used to
And tell you that sometimes I hate you
For doing this to the people
That loved you so
They look at me like I'm supposed to know
And then I'm told

So thank you for saying goodbye
And letting me know we're alright
I hope that I deserved that

Goodbye friend
I hope you found
Whatever you were looking for
Goodbye friend
I don't think that you ever knew
Goodbye friend
I hope you found
The answers you were looking for
I don't think you ever knew
That there was someone here
There is someone here
Who misses you

Oh I miss you
God I miss you
I miss you

I'll Always Remember You (That Way) Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I remember watching the sunset
You reached out and touched my hand
That night is like a picture frame in my mind
Tell me, do you ever think about that?

I remember making out in the backseat
I stuck my hand up your shirt
And I was so nervous
My heart was racing and my stomach hurt

[Chorus]
Sometimes I wonder
If you ever think about me
Sometimes I wonder
Do you ever think about me?
I'll always remember you
I'll always remember you (that way)
I'll always remember you
The years have gone
The times have changed
I don't recall much from those days
I'll always remember you (that way)

I remember how you gave me your jacket
It must have been winter time
They were playing our song
We were singing along
We knew every line

I remember I was freezing my ass off
And you made me give you my coat
And I don't remember a song
Or even if I had a radio

[Chorus]

Do you remember the moonlight in my hair?
I remember pulling your hair
I told my friends that it was love
I told mine you couldn't get enough

I'll always remember you
Always remember you
The moon and the stars
The back of my car
That time that was ours
The back of my car
The memories are different
But we're not the same, man
I'll always remember you that way

I'll always remember you
I'll always remember you (that way)
I'll always remember you
The years have gone
The times have changed
I don't recall much from those days
I wish sometimes I was back in those days
I'll always remember you (that way)
Always remember
I'll always remember you (that way)
Always remember
I'll always remember you (that way)

Major Denial Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

You've got style, You've got class
You've got a boyfriend that wants to kick my ass
I made him angry, I made him annoyed
When I sent him dirty pictures from my polaroid

Sorry about the tracks in your yard
For taking out the tree and for hitting your barn
I didn't see it coming, it was moving too fast
Here's a hundred dollars for the bodycast

We could get married in Las Vegas
I know that my mom will take us
Put it all on black and let it ride

I saw you at the club downtown
We danced together till you turned around
and saw me in my Travolta pose
Then you kicked me in the nuts and ya broke my nose

We could get married in Las Vegas
I know that my mom will take us
Put it all on black and let it ride

Cuz it's so hard being me
Victim of your no loser policy
And I know that one day you will see
That you're so damn lucky to be with a guy like me

What can I say, feeling lonely
So do you think we could hang around, you get to know me
Tell me things you'd like to show me, Tie me up like I'm a pony,
Ride me to the moon, you can spank me till i'm black and blue
and bleeding too and begging you to stop!

We could get married in Las Vegas
I know that my mom will take us
Put it all on black and let it ride

Cuz it's so hard being me
Victim of your no loser policy
And I know that one day you will see
That your so damn lucky to be
So Damn Lucky to be with a guy like me

Make It Up To You Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I got lost inside my head again I guess
I made quite a mess of the whole thing
I've lost count of all the ways I've let you down
Should've been around more, So what do you say...

Let's call it a day and get back home?
Let me make it up to you
I'd rather be holding you
For all that I put you through
You know I was stupid
Can I make this up to you?
You know I don't mean to
I know I'm a loser but I'm not losing you

I think back to all the dumb things that I've said
How most of it just left me feeling down
And I should thank you cuz I know I never did
Thank you most of all for keeping me around

So what do you say...

Let's call it a day and get back home?
Let me make it up to you
I'd rather be holding you
For all that I put you through
You know I was stupid
Can I make this up to you?
You know I don't mean to
I know I'm a loser but I'm not losing you

If I could get this right maybe just this time
If I could hit rewind and do it all again
And from the very first night I would hold you so tight
And if we had a big fight I know I'd let you win
Just give me one more last chance
Just give me one more last chance

Let me make it up to you
I'd rather be holding you
For all that I put you through
You know I was stupid
Can I make this up to you?
You know I don't mean to
I know I'm a loser

Let me make it up to you
I'd rather be holding you
For all that I put you through
You know I was stupid
Can I make this up to you?
You know I don't mean to
I know I'm a loser but I'm not losing you

Ride Of A Lifetime Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Here’s a story about a man and a mountain
He climbed it because it was there
And here’s a song about the moon and a rocket ship
Set your mind to it you can go anywhere

Don’t tell me no (don’t tell me no)
Just stand back and watch me shine

I’m going straight to the top
I’m never gonna stop
Over, under, I’ll find some way
Straight to the top
I’m never gonna stop
Everybody hold tight (everything will be alright)
Brace yourself for the ride
Ride of a lifetime
Ride of a lifetime

Here’s message I was so glad I was given
When you fall you got to jump back on
And I’m a fighter, I’m a winner, I’m the mack daddy
My cups not empty it’s just not so full

Don’t tell me no (don’t tell me no)
Just stand back and watch me shine

I’m going straight to the top
I’m never gonna stop
Over, under, I’ll find some way
Straight to the top
I’m never gonna stop
Everybody hold tight (everything will be alright)
Brace yourself for the ride
Ride of a lifetime
Ride of a lifetime

Hold your hands up high (wave your arms from side to side)
Throw your fists in the air (wave them like you just don’t care)
Stand up, stand up (everybody stand up)
Turn it on, turn it up, never gonna come back down
I’m going straight to the top
I’m never gonna stop
Over, under, I’ll find some way
Straight to the top
I’m never gonna stop
Everybody hold tight (everything will be alright)
Brace yourself for the ride
Ride of a lifetime
Ride of a lifetime

The Bare Necessities lyrics - bowling for soup

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life

Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard

And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true

The bare necessities of life will come to you

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life

The bare necessities of life will come to you

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