Running From Your Dad Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Remember the summer time we were swinging
On the front porch out in the rain
It was Sunday you were all dressed up again
Then we made out under the window pain

[Chorus]
And I can still see your dad
Running after me with a shovel in his hand
I don't remember much after that
La la la la, la la la la, Oh oh oh oh...
La la la la, la la la la, Oh oh oh oh...

Remember on Christmas Eve you were crying
I guess you didn't really like the gifts
Porno DVDs and see thru under wear
I should have saved all that for your sis

[Chorus]

So I guess I'll just run away, run away, run away
He's starting to catch up
Run away, run away
I think I might throw up
Run away, run away

[Chorus]

Scaring Myself Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

She slams the front door
Cuz she knows that I can't stand it
Gives me the finger
Cuz she knows I'm wrapped around it.
She calls me sweetheart
Cuz she knows it makes me weak.
She stepped in dog pooh
And I'm still kissing her feet.

Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?

[Chorus:]
She took more than she gave to me
I gave my love, I got an STD
And if she comes home,
I hope that she'll marry me.
I want to tell her that it's over now
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself
I think that my girlfriend
Is bad for my mental health
And now I'm scaring myself.

The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it.
That's why she always insists that I go on it
She told my friends that I need therapy
I need a self-help group or a lobotomy

Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?

[Chorus]

I'm waking up
I'm getting out.

[Chorus]

She's Got A Boyfriend Now Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

She used to be the happiest girl I knew
I remember seeing her laugh
I remember the time she cried
When tears filled her eyes
As we sang 'Love Song' by Tesla
Her smile is turning upside down
She's got a boyfriend now

[Chorus:]
She's got a boyfriend now
And it's hard to see
What she's got herself into
She's getting used to
The loneliness that's bottled up
Inside she knows
She'll make it through the sad times
And all the bad times
Cuz it's up to her to make some sense somehow
She's got a boyfriend now

She always knew she'd find the right guy
To hold her through the night
Someone she'd take to meet her mom
And take her to see Brittany Spears
Who knows if Clark Kent is a Superman?
Or if he's just an asshole
Leading on and on
And on and on
And on

[Chorus]

Why does it always seem to be
Guys like that always get to be the one
She thinks the world of
And why does it always seem to me
That girls like that can't ever find someone
Someone like me
And its hard to know the difference between inside and out
When she asks if I can mend her broken heart
I wouldn't know where to start.

She got what she always wanted
She got what she always wanted
And now

She's only crying on the inside

[Chorus]

Greatest Day Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

[VERSE 1:]
I've got the keys to the car
I'm goin out on an afternoon vacation
They all know where I'm gonna go

[BRIDGE:]
The sun is shining down and
There is no one else around now
Wish you were here to hear me say
This is gonna be my greatest day

[CHORUS:]
How far would I go
How long would I stay
To see it all
To carry it all back with me again
How hard would I try
Just to hear everybody say
This is gonna be my greatest day

[VERSE 2:]
Standing here, looking out on the world
And for a second nobody is looking back at me
I never even notice where they go

Other Girls Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

It only takes a minute
Yeah a minute or two
Just like stubbing your toe
Or slamming the door on your finger
Pull out the stinger
And then move on the the next little drama queen
Then go and get some sleep
And dream
Yeah lay your head back and dream
About the girl you had
That broke your broken heart
The one that said she'd love you from the start
And when the nightmares over
Call and thank her for
All the

Memories
Injuries
Flowered sheets and hypocrisies
All the picture frames
The carpet stains
And say thank you for your time

That's what other girls are for
If we run out somebody will make some more
No need to pick yourself up off the floor
Cause that's what other girls are for

It doesn't make a difference
It doesn't matter at all
She's just another chapter
Another song you loved, then hated
She's overrated
So send her flowers
Saying thank you for all the

There's just something about 'em you know
They're like top 40 radio
And if you're having trouble letting go
Then maybe you should move to Canada now

Punk Rock 101 Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

She works at hot topic
His heart microscopic
She thinks that its love but to him its sex
He listens to emo but fat mike's his hero
His bank account's zero
What comes next?

Same song different chorus

[Chorus:]
It's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
Can someone please save us from punk rock 101
My Dickies, your sweat pants
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Let's throw up our rock hands for punk rock 101

She bought him a skateboard, a rail slide, his knee tore
He traded it for drums at the local pawn shop
She left him for staring at girls and not caring
When she cried because she thought Bon Jovi broke up

Same song second chorus

[Chorus]

Don't forget to delay... on the very last word

Seven years later he works as a waiter
She married a trucker and he's never there
The story never changes, just the names and faces
Like Tommy and Gina they're living on a prayer

Did you just say that?
I said

[Chorus x2]

It's stupid, contagious (same song different chorus)
To be broke and famous (same song different chorus)
Can someone please save us from punk rock 101
My Dickies, your rock hands
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Let's shoplift some sweatbands for punk rock 101

I Ran (So Far Away) Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I walked along the avenue
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you
Meet a girl like you

With auburn hair and tawny eyes
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through
Hypnotize me through

And I ran, I ran so far away
Couldn't get away

A cloud appears above your head
A beam of light comes shining down on you
Shining down on you

The cloud is moving nearer still
Aurora Borealis comes in view
Aurora comes in view

And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
Couldn't get away

Reached out a hand to touch your face
You're slowly disappearing from my view
Disappearing from my view

Reached out a hand to try again
I'm floating in a beam of light with you
A beam of light with you

And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
Couldn't get away

Star Song Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

You got your tongue pierced once
And you say you got another
That you can't show anyone unless it's under covers
But you're running around showing everyone your new tattoo
You got an A in class and you hope no one would notice
You're the smartest kid in school and it makes you self conscious
And your loser boyfriend's smoking out in the boy's room
I wish someone would tell you

You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
Don't try to change, yeah
Everybody's got their scars
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are

And your mama's so happy you became a cheerleader
Homecoming queen just like your older sister
'til you died your hair pink and they said what were you drinkin
And it never did sink in
It don't matter what they think

You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
Don't try to change, yeah
Everybody's got their scars
Nevermind how ugly they are
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are

All the way you are
All the way you are
All the way you are

You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
Don't try to change, yeah
Everybody's got their scars
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are

You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
Don't try to change, yeah
Everybody's got their scars
Nevermind how ugly they are
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are

You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are

"Let's Do It For Johnny!" (2000)

Suckerpunch Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Here she comes again with another boyfriend,
introduces me and says,
“this is the sweetest guy I’ve ever known.”
Couldn’t say a word. I never say a word.
She wraps her arms around my neck.
“You are the sweetest guy I’ve ever known.”

And I say again “THIS IS THE LAST TIME”

[chorus]
When you left before I didn’t care too much
Cause I just wished you’d go away
And I see you now and it’s just too much
Takes my breath away ... Just like a suckerpunch

There she goes again she says I’m her best friend
and “were better off this way” she says
cause your still the sweetest guy I’ve ever known.
Her smell stays on my shirt, I can’t say a word
can’t swallow this lump inside my neck
cause you’re still the sweetest girl I’ve ever known.

And I say again ......
And I said before.....
And I say once more “THIS IS THE LAST TIME”

The Bitch Song Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Is it OK if I speak to you today
You’ve been pissed off for a week now
but, nothing I can say could make you look up.
or crack up. Is there anything that I can do
Anything to show you

[chorus]
You’re a bitch
but, I love you anyway
OH OH You can’t sing
But, you still put me to sleep
Baby, You’re a bitch
Hey Hey Hey Hey
You make me sick
But, don’t ever go away

So you tell me that there’s nothing left to say
I drive you face the window
Then you’re in my face telling me to grow up
I wish you’d grow up
I can’t wait until you fall asleep, I wonder if you know
that
[chorus]

[BREAK]

[chorus]

Yeah you’re a bitch but I love you anyway
So why don’t you...... Stay

Pictures He Drew Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

He got up this morning
Rolled out of bed
And went out to change the world
Her head on his shoulder
he settles her down
It all started over and over again

His mom made him breakfast
Gets on the bus goes out to see the world
He lies on the ground, wipes blood from his nose
Wonders why he’s the one that doesn’t fit in

[chorus]
The pictures he drew
But if only they told him
You’re never gonna be like anyone
And that’s okay
Give in to you’re feelings
Don’t give in to the ones that will own ya
Sometimes they just don’t go away

Six double martinis, a night on the town
it sure makes the mornings long
He never imagined a life time lie this would be
The only thing to let him get in

He gets up
He falls down
Wishes he could get the nerve to end it all now
He picks up the phone
And he slams it down
And swallows another
Now he’ll never come around
It’s all or none
It’s one for one
You can make it
But you gotta do it all for you’re self

Dance With You Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

What’s it mean to be alone now
How’s it feel to be by yourself
You got me, I didn’t get you back
then you got me, again

[chorus]
You got inside through a hole in my defenses
and how you fit I’ll never understand
but you got into me, and I got into you
and now, I wanna do it again

How’s it feel to know now
whatcha think ‘bout that
you got me, now we can’t go back
you’ll never get me again

I only wanna dance with you
I only wanna dance with you

You go up down turn around merry go round and
round
shake it shake it two times dose doe cotten eyed joe
run around pull me down never gonna come around
I’m never gonna forget you

You And Me Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

All I needed was an answer
i didn’t ask for nothin more
and she said, “just leave your jacket at the door”
and we were locked inside
again it started here we go
if you can help me let me know.

So she asked if I could stay there
and I say we’ve been through this before
and she said “just tell me, what do you expect
here?”
and we were locked inside
and it started here we go
you can hold my hand, but
don’t go back on me
Just remember that it’s gonna be alright
and you’ll see we can have it all
can’t you see that I’m right here waiting, looking
back at you
you and me, we’ve got nothing to lose. Oh Yeah!

So she wraps me up inside her
and I knew we should not get that far
and she said “ just close your eyes and say you love
me”
and we were locked inside, again ......

All I need to kill the pain
is for someone else to blame
and I’ve waited my whole life
I try to run but I can’t hide

Scope Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I don’t know
when it all began to simmer down. Suddenly I don’t
want you around
And I’m sitting here
I’m drowning in the worries and the fear
And now I wish it wasn’t quite as clear.

Cause I am starting to forget now
It disappears so fast
I am waiting for “the Question” to be asked.
And if you saw me now
you’d not be disappointed
somehow I’ve gotten to a point
and I’m not ever coming back
my minds made up I’m staying for as long as it has taken

(to get)
Close to you, I wanna get, Close to you and
I need more time, (I wanna get)
Close to you, I just want, Close to you and
I’m not sure why!

Sometimes I
I get up in the morning so surprised.
It takes me some time to realize
Lately I,
Have really wished that you were still around.
Here to pick me up off of the ground.

Valentino Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, “Would you please be mine.”
I gave her flowers and some candy
She opened them up and said, “You’re trying to
make me fat.”

[chorus]
(now)
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to laugh at me

not to smart, not to tall,
likes to watch tv and play basketball

I bought a car and let her drive it
She opened the door and said “ Oh bother, this is
red.”
I gave her all my notes from algebra
She opened em up and said , “I can’t believe you’re
so stupid.”

I won’t ever make her wash my car, NO!
I won’t ever take a walk, not unless she’s there
Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Belgium Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Lately I feel so small
Or maybe it’s just that my bed has grown
I never noticed it before but you were there
So how was I to know

[bridge]
That this single bed
was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you

[chorus]
and now you’re halfway around the world
and I’m just a day behind
Nothin seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side
You’ll always be my little girl
Though I can’t hold you tonight
And now you’re halfway round the world
And I’m just a day behind

I wake up in the night
I turn around and find that you’re not there
I just like to watch you sleep and lay by you
I love to feel you near
I think I’m going crazy
Everyday confusion starts to grow
I never noticed it before
But you were there so how was I supposed to know

Andrew Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Everybody knows if you’ve got the coolest clothes
You’ve got everybody on your side
Anyone can see if you hang around with me
You’ll be by yourself on Friday night

[chorus]
It’s hard to understand
If you never lose you never learn to want to win
When it all comes down
All around you now
Don’t let it bring you down

You had all the moves you had all the coolest doos
And you always had the coolest car
I never learned to dance, I had hair down to my ass
And now I’m gonna be a Rock Star

Raise your hands
Stomp your feet
I love everyone and now they love me

Boulevard Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Back there somewhere
I can hear her calling out
I’ve got so much I can tell her
She knows I miss her,
I know she thinks about me too
I just cannot wait to kiss her

[bridge]
On the boulevard we danced
I tell her if I get the chance
Just what all this means to me
Maybe I should say we can run away
Never look back
Never doubt it

[chorus]
You don’t owe me anything
I owe everything to you
Take my hand and
Hold on.

I think she likes me
I can see it in when she laughs
She wont say it but I see it
Loves to wake me
Just to see if I’m asleep
Or just to tell me to move closer

Hang On Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I used to see you every morning
Even when I didn’t want to
You used to like to watch us play downtown
As long as I sang a song for you

[chorus]
But nothing stays the same
And it’s driving me insane
Oh, you know we’ve got it so bad
And nothing you can say
Can make me want to stay
But still your hanging on

You say you never saw this comin’
So why does it always fall on you
I think you call me every time you se a phone
You hang up but I know it’s you

All Figured Out Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I was the one who had shit for brains
I never took the time to notice
that I was always wrong and you weren't
You were the one who gave up sp many things
Took you for granted
But you understanded
It was just a phase

[bridge]
And I’ve got a new direction
A blueprint for erection of a new life
It’s such a simple situation
Some kind of masturbation
With a new twist
I don’t know why

[chorus]
I’ve got it all figured out
We can ,make it
And I’ll never let you down
Just take my hand
And understand
There’s a lot of tomorrows
I let you down
You had no complaints
Watched as the world went spinn’
Around wihout you
You waited for me
You wanted diamonds
I came up with rollerblades
Shot down again but you smiled
Shook your head
And knew that I changed

Dumb Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I know that its been several weeks
Since I layed down and tried to sleep
But can't I see I'm doing something dumb

I can't get her off my mind
You know I've tried a thousand times
I tell myself I'm doing something dumb

Can't help but think about it
'Cause I can't live without it
Maybe I'll lose my mind again

I can't sleep and I can't eat
The beer just doesn't taste as sweet
And no one knows I'm doing something dumb

Can't help but think about it
'Cause I can't live without it
Maybe I'll lose my mind again

Pickin' up the telephone
I swear to god if she's not home
I'll kill myself I'm doing something dumb

I'm doing something dumb
I'm doing something dumb
I'm doing something dumb

Soho Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

New York City, Subway Station
A million people and you were stickin' out
Smashed thumb, and so pretty
I wonder what you're all about

Crowded train, separation
But still I see you in the corner of my eye
Busy station, anticipation
For you to turn around and see me smile

And you look so trendy
Spaghetti straps and six inch soles
I just looked down and didn't see me
Are you an uptight, turn around, no esteem wreck like me?

So long SOHO
I just sat and watched you go
Take good care and always know
I'll always know that you are there somewhere

Dark hair, a fair complexion
I memorize your face and eyes
The door is open, and I don't see you
And through the window you turn and smile

And you look so trendy
Spaghetti straps and six inch soles
I just looked down and didn't see me
Are you an uptight, turnaround, no esteem wreck like me?

So long SOHO
I just sat and watched you go
Take good care and always know
I'll always know that you are there somewhere

So long SOHO

(So long SOHO)
Three vodka sevens and a J
I won't remember anything
(I just sat and watched you go)

This all just make no sense to me
For seven weeks you're in my dreams
(Take good care and always know)
Nothing's quite the same

I know your face but not your name
(So long SOHO)
I hope someday you'll hear this song
And one day I'll see you sing along

So long SOHO
I just sat and watched you go
Take good care and always know
I'll always know that you are there

So long SOHO
I just sat and watched you go
Take good care and always know
I'll always know that you are there

So long SOHO
I just sat and watched you go
Take good care and always know
So long SOHO

Everything Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

She was everything
And I didn't even notice when she changed her hair
When she talked about her day, you know I didn't care
She was everything

I tell you what she said
(Tell you what she said)
You can take your broken promises and hit the door
She told me that she couldn't take it anymore
And that's all she said

And
She set a time bomb to go off when she had gone
And when it all came down, I had nowhere to run
And as she slammed the door, I swear I heard her say

"Now you can rock and roll all night
And sleep all day"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

She was everything
(She was everything)
And I didn't think I'd notice if she wasn't there
When she said that we were through, I said I didn't care

I lost everything
(She's everything)

And
She set a time bomb to go off when she had gone
And when it all came down, I had nowhere to run
And as she slammed the door, I swear I heard her say

"Now you can rock and roll all night
And sleep all day"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Well, you can rock and roll all night
And sleep all day"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

"Rock On Honorable Ones" (1999)

2113 Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Had to kiss you one more time
so i followed you home
And i almost lost you at the light
i've seen you a couple of times
But i had no idea
that you would be mine tonight

I was to meet another girl
but she didn't show
And you asked if i was alone, oh
The night came to an end
I had to kiss you one more time
so i followed you home, oh

I'm just a boy, i'm on the side
Yeah believe me i don't mind
I'm just a boy, not quite your type
That don't matter much tonight

Yeah you asked if you could call
but you didn't write it down
So i thought that we were through
And when you said "hello"
I could not believe
that i got a call from you

It's lik candy in a bag
you can put it on a shelf
It's there when you need a taste, oh
Sweetness makes you weak
Don't eat it everyday
Just don't let it go to waste, yeah

I'm just a boy, i'm on the side
Yeah believe me i don't mind
I'm just a boy, not quite your type
That don't matter much tonight

I'm not sure where i stand
You call me when you want me
And i'll take you out again, yeah
Hear ya got another guy
I guess it makes you happy
Call me a special friend

I'm just a boy, i'm on the side
Yeah believe me i don't mind
I'm just a boy, not quite your type
That don't matter much tonight

I'm just a boy, i'm on the side
Yeah believe me i don't mind
I'm just a boy, not quite your type
That don't matter much tonight
tonight, tonight...

Scope Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I don’t know
when it all began to simmer down. Suddenly I don’t
want you around
And I’m sitting here
I’m drowning in the worries and the fear
And now I wish it wasn’t quite as clear.

Cause I am starting to forget now
It disappears so fast
I am waiting for “the Question” to be asked.
And if you saw me now
you’d not be disappointed
somehow I’ve gotten to a point
and I’m not ever coming back
my minds made up I’m staying for as long as it has taken

(to get)
Close to you, I wanna get, Close to you and
I need more time, (I wanna get)
Close to you, I just want, Close to you and
I’m not sure why!

Sometimes I
I get up in the morning so surprised.
It takes me some time to realize
Lately I,
Have really wished that you were still around.
Here to pick me up off of the ground.

Valentino Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, “Would you please be mine.”
I gave her flowers and some candy
She opened them up and said, “You’re trying to
make me fat.”

[chorus]
(now)
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to laugh at me

not to smart, not to tall,
likes to watch tv and play basketball

I bought a car and let her drive it
She opened the door and said “ Oh bother, this is
red.”
I gave her all my notes from algebra
She opened em up and said , “I can’t believe you’re
so stupid.”

I won’t ever make her wash my car, NO!
I won’t ever take a walk, not unless she’s there
Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Corndog Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I was all alone on a Saturday night
the funny thing is, we didn't even have a fight
I stayed up all night crying, slept all day, missed the game
Inside i think i'm dying, i just can't figure out how she slipped away

I was out all night one day in Dallas
And the strangest thing is, i can't remember a thing
I was drunk and drinking, woke up in my best friend's car
My friends say i got crazy, still need to find out how she slipped away

I have no idea what i did,
she just told me, "have someone check your head"
Let me ask you, do you think i was wrong?
Trying too hard, maybe i came on too strong?

Trying to find, trying to find, trying to find, trying to find a reason not to leave your side
Trying to find, trying to find an answer before i lose my mind

I was at a club real late last Tuesday,
and the weirdest thing is, i can't remember her name
I stayed up all night trying to make her face, look just like yours
And she ended up crying, i still need to find out how she slipped away

I have no idea what i did
she just told me, "have someone check your head"
Let me ask you, do you think i was wrong?
Trying to hard, maybe i came on too strong?

Trying to find, trying to find, trying to find, trying to find a reason not to leave your side
Trying to find, trying to find an answer before i lose my mind [x2]

Cody Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I know you don't come from here
Believe me i'm very aware
and i'm sorry
You were a sad little girl
Who got caught up in this world
And i'm sorry
sorry, because we're sorry all the time

You think you're everything
some broken-hearted martyr queen
lThe reason for the setting sun
Believe me you're the only one
(only one)

She's the only one who knows
so off the little queenie goes
to flaunt her ill-begotten diamonds
and her elevated nose
My numbers in her pocket,
told her call me up sometime
Now there's just no pleasin queenie,
since queenie lost her mind [x2]

I tried to write a song
to rule out all the wrong
And i'm sorry
see girl let's go on a date
to a movie or rollerskate
And i'm sorry
Better luck next time

You think you're everything
some broken-hearted disco queen
The reason for the setting sun,
believe me you're the only one

She's the only who knows
so off the little queenie goes
to flaunt her ill-begotten diamonds
and her elevated nose
My numbers in her pocket
told her call me up sometime
now there's just no pleasin queenie,
since queenie lost her mind [x2]

She's the only oe who knows
so off the little queenie goes
to flaunt her ill-begotten diamonds
and her elevated nose
My numbers in her pocket
told her call me up sometime
now there's just no pleasin queenie,
since queenie lost her mind

Belgium Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Lately I feel so small
Or maybe it’s just that my bed has grown
I never noticed it before but you were there
So how was I to know

[bridge]
That this single bed
was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you

[chorus]
and now you’re halfway around the world
and I’m just a day behind
Nothin seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side
You’ll always be my little girl
Though I can’t hold you tonight
And now you’re halfway round the world
And I’m just a day behind

I wake up in the night
I turn around and find that you’re not there
I just like to watch you sleep and lay by you
I love to feel you near
I think I’m going crazy
Everyday confusion starts to grow
I never noticed it before
But you were there so how was I supposed to know

Milo Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Yeah it was ten years in the making,
but they finally got to tour
I bought all their albums, i've got their sticker on my door
I didn't know this girl from -- she was with some guy named Stan
She drank Bud Ice from a can, and got her rocks off with the band

And she would sing to me
she's all over me
This girl is scarin me
Oh, yeah

When they call her silly girl, they were right on
Dirty sheets and sour grapes, she kept on dancing on and on
Just like so many girls, she just wants to go home with the band
Maybe if she makes us practice, one of us will hold her hand

Graduated art school, and she read of clockwork orange
She asked me if i had any drugs, and she laughed when i said no
She made a plea for a CD, and he thought that he might score
Next thing ya know her mind's on Hubert, he was passed out on the floor

And she would sing to me,
she's all over me
This girl is scarin me
Oh, yeah

When they call her silly girl, they were right on
Dirty sheets and sour graped, she kept dancing on and on
Just like so many girls, she just wants to go home with the band
Maybe if she makes us practice, one of us will hold her hand [x2]

Captain Hook Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

She looks at me and my world stops
I've got to let her know
Before she has to go
And i hope she does confront me
Cuz i might never find
The words i got in mind

And i don't know, no i don't know
What to say when i'm around you
And I don't know just what to do

You must know the way i feel
By the way i'm acting, yeah
You know i'm so crazy
I'm so crazy about you

She tries to catch me, i won't stop
She grabs me by the hand, i knew she'd understand
And she kisses me, and my heart stops
She asks me if i dance, I said i love the chance

But i don't know, no i don't know
What to say when i'm around you
And I don't know just what to do

You must know the way i feel
By the way i'm acting, yeah
You know i'm so crazy
I'm so crazy about you

She tells me that i am the one she's been looking for
I only hope that it is true
And if i tell her that her image never leaves my mind
Will she say she loves me too?

She looks at me and my world stops
I've got to let her know
Before she has to go
And i hope she does not confront me
Cuz i might never find
The words i've got in mind

And i don't know, no i don't know
What to say when i'm around you
I don't know just what to do, yeah

You must know the way i feel
By the way i'm acting, yeah
You know i'm so crazy,
I'm so crazy about you

Ack!! Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

She's a lovely girl
But only when she gets her way
She can be thoughtful
Which is cool sometimes
I think i like her
But she sends an inconsistent vibe
I hold my hand out
Then she punches me good-bye

She's got me tied up in her eyes
Makes me compromise myself
Feeds on dis-illusion
I wish she was just an illusion......Whoa

Kicked the grass up
While ya waited outside my front door
She drove it twice around
Before she stopped and let me in
I want to tell her, exactly how confused i am
I try to stop, but then i can't begin

She's got me tied up in her eyes
Make me compromise myself
Feeds on dis-illusion
I wish she was an illusion.....Whoa [x2]

Thespian Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I met her just today
But i've seen her before
Now i sit beside her
She told me her name
I said that's my favorite song
And she said she's never heard it

She broke my train of thought
When she told me a secret
The one about a friend now
I felt a hand upon my knee
I guess i forgot to breathe
But only for a moment

All the while i'm thinking
That i can't believe she's here with me now
I might be dreaming
If i am don't tell me i don't wanna know

She got up to get a beer
So i moved closer to her chair
And she pretended not to notice
Well i hope she doesn't leave
Cuz i'd like to talk some more
Before i have to go, now

All the while i'm thinking
That i can't believe she's here with me now
I might be dreaming
If i am don't tell me i don't wanna know

I guess my talk was too small
I'm not getting anywhere
But i've been here before
So i'll just drive home by myself
And drift away to sleep
I guess it's no big deal.....(big deal)

They finally closed the doors
So i walked her to her car
And the rain began to pour
And with a smile she said good-bye
And i watched her drive away
Well i guess i lost again, now

All the while i'm thinking
That i can't believe she's here with me now
I might be dreaming
If i am don't tell me, i don't wanna know [x2]

Don't tell me i don't wanna know

All the while i'm thinking
That i can't believe she's here with me now
I might be dreaming
If i am don't tell me, i don't wanna know [x2]

Kool-Aid Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Why i was sitting all by myself just thinking
Now i'm lyin awake in bed
I can't forget about what you said
I tell myself, "Hey man, you should know better"
Ya gotta act like nothings wrong
Ya gotta stand up and be strong

Don't blame me for buttin did
These f 'in walls are closin in
And if everything does not seem cool
It's cuz i am not sure what i am supposed to do

But everything's fine
And i don't know why i do this to myself
I got this thing with losing my mind
I wish i could tell you all the things i want to say
So now i think i will in time

I don't suppose i feel like we are thinking
It's not as bad as yesterday
And you can make everything okay
If ya start to feel like we are nowhere ?
And you can think about me too

Don't blame me for buttin in
These f 'in walls are closin in
And if everything does not seem cool
It's cuz i'm not sure what i'm supposed to do

But everythings fine
And i don't know why i do this to myself
I got this thing with losing my mind
I wish i could tell ya all the things i wanna say
So now i think i will in time [x3]

And everything's fine

Don't Know Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I'm on my way to west hall
And i don't know
What you're thinkin when i show up
You invite me in
I sit and stare at the walls
Full of pictures
Of the people and the places, you hold dear

Sitting on the porch swing later
Our fingers will be cold
I could have used some chapstick
But i found something better to use

You make me lose track of time
for just an hour
That we gained the night before
Daylight savings time

Sitting on the porch swing later
Our fingers will be cold
I could have used some chapstick
But i found something better to use

It all went by so fast
I forgot
Take a picture from a shoebox
Before i go away

Wisk Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

She was 17 and she, she was a loser
That didn't mean that much to me
She got drunk one day and stole my daddy's car
She went and drove into a tree

I got pissed off one day and threw her down some stairs
She cried, "oh daddy, don't hit me"
She broke a bottle over her best friends head
It's a wonder she's not dead

She's a loser
And she thinks we all abuse her
She doesn't know who to believe

I lost her number and i never called her back
But it's all the same to me
She found out the band was playing at a local
And now she's pissed off at me

She's a loser
And she thinks we all abuse her
She doesn't know who to believe

She's a thorn in my side
And she stole my daddy's ride
I wish she was lost at sea

I just tried to be her friend
And now i don't know where this ends
I wish she would marry me, not bury me

She's a loser
And she thinks we all abuse her
You know she makes me so happy

She was 17 and she
She was a loser
She meant everything to me
She got drunk one night
And bit me till it scarred
I let her do the other arm

She's a loser
And she thinks we all abuse her
You know she makes me so happy

She's a thorn in my side
(you know she makes me so happy)
And she stole my daddy's ride
I wish she was lost at sea
(you know she makes me so happy)
And I just tried to be her friend and i don't know where that ends
(you know she makes me so happy)
I wish she would marry me, not bury me
(you know she makes me so happy)

Assman Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I tried to break into your house on Friday night
I got attacked by your big dog
I tried to play my guitar at your window side
Your mother said it was her room

I didn't know it [x4]

I left my phone off of the hook one Friday night
You got pissed off and called my friend
I tried all week to figure why we had a fight
What did i say that wasn't right?

I didn't know it [x4]

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
You be Paul and i'm Letterman

I waited for you once to pick me up from work
You never showed and i was stuck
I left a message with your dad that i came by
He said you had another guy

I didn't know it [x4]

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
You're Yoko Ono, I'm John Lennon

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
You be Marie and Donnie Osman

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
You're Emmit Smith and i'm Troy Aikman

Friday Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Tuesday seemed like it was Thursday
Yesterday i came back down
Standing there
Just like the fool i know i'd become
I realize that i'm aware

Once again i see the sunshine, yeah
And i wipe the sleep out of my eyes
Well i wake up to find the world has not stopped turning
And i, and i am gonna be alright

And i lost way too much in you
Now i don't know what to do
oh-oh-oh
I broke down
Just like i have so many times before
Now i see that nothing has changed
oh-oh-oh
And lately things
Have turned around back where they were before
And i got too much on my mind
Mind...

Tuesday seemed like it was Thursday....Whoa
Yesterday i came back down
Standing there
Just like the fool i know i'd become
I realize that i'm aware

And i lost way too much in you
Now i don't know what to do
oh-oh-oh
I broke down
Just like i have so many times before
Now i see that nothing has changed
oh-oh-oh

And lately things
have turned around back where they were before
And i got too much on my mind
Mind....

album: "Bowling For Soup" (1994)

Thirteen Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Pinch my arm because I'm dreamin'
Better get me out of here
Once again my head is screamin'
Gotta get her off my mind

She's stayin'
And I'm prayin'
That she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around
She's stayin'
Complaining
Cause she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around

Suddenly I've got this feeling
I can't stop it anymore
Wake me again I'm dreamin'
Gotta get this off my mind

She's stayin'
And I'm prayin'
That she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around
She's stayin'
Complaining
Cause she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around

Pinch my arm because I'm dreamin'
Better get me out of here
Once again my head is screamin'
Gotta get her off my mind

She's stayin'
And I'm prayin'
That she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around
She's stayin'
Complaining
Cause she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around

Crayon Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Feeling like a crayon
(I'm gonna be) look out
I can't move a muscle
Gotta get me out

Feeling like a crayon
Caught up in the crowd
While my friend the Cheeto
Is eaten by a mouth

Feeling like a crayon
Caught up in the crowd
I can't move a muscle
Gotta get me out

Can't get out
Can't get out
I can't get out

Feeling like a crayon
Want to meet the crowd
While my friend the Cheeto
Is eaten by a mouse

Gonna pick a mattress
Of a sofa sleeper
Gonna swear to make up
I'm falling
deeper and deeper

Can't get out
Can't get out
I can't get out

Swim Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Seems like every time you reap
I am nowhere to be seen
But I know you'll be around tomorrow

I had wanted you to stand clear
Until I walk into thin air
And if you fell I would not care

Let me say goodbye to her

Cause I think if I'd be found
What I wanted you to see

Seems like every time you write
You just get the pen on fire
But I know you'll be around tomorrow

I had tried to make you see
But you

Nebraska Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

It seems like I should know better
I guess I don't know much
When I'm alone I'm everything
But I'm not well beneath it all

Stop staring over my shoulder
Just let me breathe in peace now
Cause all I ask for is a....date

One date to shine
One date to leave it all behind
One date, yea!
One date to myself
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

It seems like I should know better
I guess I don't know much
When I'm alone I'm everything
But I'm not well beneath it all

Stop staring over my shoulder
Just let me breathe in peace now
Cause all I ask for is a....

One date to shine
One date to leave it all behind
One date, yea!
One date to myself
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

One date to shine
One date to leave it all behind
One date, yea, yea, yea!
One date to myself
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Sandwich Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Sometimes I lose control and I don't seem to care,
It's time to light this candle and get the blank out of here.

This is the last song that I write
(the last song of ours)
It's been a year now and I know
(now I know we're)
I have got to get away
(got to get away from here)
Going to the place I know
(the upper atmosphere)

Out in the dark I found a place
(I have finally found a place)
Where I can think of myself and not your stupid face

In all that I can reason why
(in all that I can reason why)
Why they said no woman no cry
(no woman no cry)

It's a paradox and
you lose control and
you gain control but
I don't care

It's a pardox and
you lose control and
you gain control but
I don't really care

Get the blank out of here
It's time to light this candle and get the blank out of here

This is the last song that I write
(the last song of ours)
'Cause I'm leaving this world
(just like many others)
So when you find that I'm gone
(you'll know it's time to get gone)
Just accustomed to the stars
(the constellations which you are)

It's a paradox and
you lose control and
you gain control but
I don't care

It's a paradox and
you lose control and
you gain control but
I don't really care

Get the blank out of here
It's time to light this candle and get the blank out of here

It's time to light this candle and get the fuck out of here

Slurpee Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

Got my change,
Didn't get her name
And she'll always be

My convenience store dream girl
My convenience store dream girl

I was looking for a dream
Gonna add to those days
So I went to the convenience store to buy one.
If you can tell I was trucking
I was in lo-oh-ove
Can't take my eyes off her cause she
She was mine and she was fine
But she didn't have the time
But it doesn't hurt to... her
She was up and clucking
Didn't want me around
Took the change and then I left her

Got my change,
Didn't get her name
And she'll always be

My convenience store dream girl
My convenience store dream girl

I was looking for a dream
Gonna add to those days
So I went to the convenience store to buy one.
If you can tell I was trucking,
And I was in lo-o-ove,
Can't take my eyes off her cause she

Got my change,
Didn't get her name
And she'll always be...

My convenience store dream girl
My convenience store dream girl

Got my change,
Didn't get her name
And she'll always be

My convenience store dream girl
My convenience sto-o-o-ore
dream girl

Psycho Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I told you time and time again
that we would meet just as friends
and now i just can't seem to get my story through
if i'd known all about this then
i wouldn't have said the things I said
im left now with a problem
what to do

cuz i can't seem to tell her
exactly the way i feel
i can't seem to find the words to show what i know is real

and if she calls me on the phone
wont you tell her im not home
just say ive gone so very far away
if she asks when ill return
tell her that you have not learned
and that i might have plans to stay

cuz i can't seem to tell her
exactly the way i feel i
can't seem to find the words to show what i know is real
i can't seem to tell her
exactly the way i feel
i can't seem to find the words to show what i know is real

here she comes again
this time surrounded by her friends
do i pretend that i dont see her or say hi
she asks me if im free
i said i would if it was up to me
and pray she sees the truth behind my lie

cuz i can't seem to tell her
exactly the way i feel
i can't seem to find the words to show what i know is real
i can't seem to tell her
exactly the way i feel
i can't seem to find the words to show what i know is real

Monopoly Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

It's good to see you
Would you like to sit and talk about it
Or do you want to waste my time
And sit around and play your games

This time I can't be wrong
I've got to get away from you
Don't even ask me for a why?
Cause you know that's because of you

I don't know what I've done so wrong
I can't believe it's come to this
Throw down my arms again
This time I hope
And I don't care what you do with your life
Stay away from me and my time
Just go away, Just go away, Just go away
Just go away, Just go away, Just go away now
Go away, Just go away, Just go away and leave me alone

It seems to be that suddenly
You mistake me for somebody who cares
I'm not your friend
So think again
It seems to be that suddenly
You mistake me for somebody who cares
I'm not your friend
So think again

I'm glad I found you
But I wish that I could lose you just the same
I know you want to waste my time
And sit around and place your blame

London Lyrics – Bowling for Soup

I hate you
The things you do
I love you
The things you do

And we've got things so confused
I feel neglected and abused
Man, you've got me so confused
Cause I'm so caught up in you

So I I've got London on my mind
Did you cry another time?
I've got London on my mind
Did you look so satisfied?

I hate you
The things you do
I love you
The things you do

And we've got things so confused
I feel neglected and abused
Man, you've got me so confused
Cause I'm so caught up in you

So I I've got London on my mind
Did you cry another time?
I've got London on my mind
Did you look so satisfied?

I hate you
The things you do
I love you
The things you do

And we've got things so confused
I feel neglected and abused
Man, you've got me so confused
Cause I'm so caught up in you

So I I've got London on my mind
Did you cry another time?
I've got London on my mind
Did you look so satisfied?

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