Jimmy Neutron Theme Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
From here to the stars,
With my candy bars,
Rides a kid
With a knack
For inventions.
A super-powered mind,
A mechanical canine,
He rescues the day
From sure destruction.
He's gotta save the world
And get to school on time,
So many things to do
And not much time
So off the ground,
Up in the air,
Out into the atmosphere,
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
No matter where you are,
You know he can't be far,
Watching the world
Through x-ray vision
And whenever he's around,
Where adventure can be found,
You know that Jimmy Neutron's
On a mission
He's gotta save the world
And get to school on time,
So many things to do
And not much time
So off the ground,
Up in the air,
Out into the atmosphere,
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
It's Jimmy Neutron!
With my candy bars,
Rides a kid
With a knack
For inventions.
A super-powered mind,
A mechanical canine,
He rescues the day
From sure destruction.
He's gotta save the world
And get to school on time,
So many things to do
And not much time
So off the ground,
Up in the air,
Out into the atmosphere,
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
No matter where you are,
You know he can't be far,
Watching the world
Through x-ray vision
And whenever he's around,
Where adventure can be found,
You know that Jimmy Neutron's
On a mission
He's gotta save the world
And get to school on time,
So many things to do
And not much time
So off the ground,
Up in the air,
Out into the atmosphere,
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
It's Jimmy Neutron!
(Ready Or Not) Omaha Nebraska Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
(doo doo dooo)
(doo doo dooo)
(doo doo dooo)
(doo doo dooo)
Somebody pinch me
Coz I cant beleive im here
This is somethin that i've dreamed of all my life
Dreamed of all my life
And I cant beleive
That it all comes down to this,
And this is something that i've waited for all my life,
Waited for my whole life
And now its 2 men on,
2 men gone, better up
(lets go)
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska,
Coz here we come
(doo doo dooo)
(doo doo dooo)
Somebody pinch me
Coz I cant beleive im here
This is somethin that i've dreamed of all my life
Dreamed of all my life
And I cant beleive
That it all comes down to this,
And this is something that i've waited for all my life,
Waited for my whole life
And now its 3 and 2
Me and you, better off
(lets go)
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska,
Coz here we come
Here we come
Here we come
(2,3,4)
(doo doo dooo)
(doo doo dooo)
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Coz here we come
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska,
Coz here we come
Ready or not (doo doo dooo)
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not (doo doo dooo)
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not (doo doo dooo)
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Coz here we come
Here we come
Here we come
(doo doo dooo)
(doo doo dooo)
(doo doo dooo)
Somebody pinch me
Coz I cant beleive im here
This is somethin that i've dreamed of all my life
Dreamed of all my life
And I cant beleive
That it all comes down to this,
And this is something that i've waited for all my life,
Waited for my whole life
And now its 2 men on,
2 men gone, better up
(lets go)
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska,
Coz here we come
(doo doo dooo)
(doo doo dooo)
Somebody pinch me
Coz I cant beleive im here
This is somethin that i've dreamed of all my life
Dreamed of all my life
And I cant beleive
That it all comes down to this,
And this is something that i've waited for all my life,
Waited for my whole life
And now its 3 and 2
Me and you, better off
(lets go)
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska,
Coz here we come
Here we come
Here we come
(2,3,4)
(doo doo dooo)
(doo doo dooo)
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Coz here we come
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not
Omaha nebraska,
Coz here we come
Ready or not (doo doo dooo)
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not (doo doo dooo)
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Ready or not (doo doo dooo)
Omaha nebraska
Omaha nebraska
Coz here we come
Here we come
Here we come
Greatest Day Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
[VERSE 1:]
I've got the keys to the car
I'm goin out on an afternoon vacation
They all know where I'm gonna go
[BRIDGE:]
The sun is shining down and
There is no one else around now
Wish you were here to hear me say
This is gonna be my greatest day
[CHORUS:]
How far would I go
How long would I stay
To see it all
To carry it all back with me again
How hard would I try
Just to hear everybody say
This is gonna be my greatest day
[VERSE 2:]
Standing here, looking out on the world
And for a second nobody is looking back at me
I never even notice where they go
I've got the keys to the car
I'm goin out on an afternoon vacation
They all know where I'm gonna go
[BRIDGE:]
The sun is shining down and
There is no one else around now
Wish you were here to hear me say
This is gonna be my greatest day
[CHORUS:]
How far would I go
How long would I stay
To see it all
To carry it all back with me again
How hard would I try
Just to hear everybody say
This is gonna be my greatest day
[VERSE 2:]
Standing here, looking out on the world
And for a second nobody is looking back at me
I never even notice where they go
Baby One More Time Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
oh baby baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause I need to know now
Because...
My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby baby
The reason I breathe is you
And girl you've got me blinded
Oh pretty baby
There's nothing that I would do
It's not the way I planned it
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause I need to know now
OH because...
My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe, still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
(How was I supposed to know)
Oh pretty baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And I must confess
that my lonliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe?
That you will be here
and give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe, still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
oh baby baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause I need to know now
Because...
My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby baby
The reason I breathe is you
And girl you've got me blinded
Oh pretty baby
There's nothing that I would do
It's not the way I planned it
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause I need to know now
OH because...
My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe, still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
(How was I supposed to know)
Oh pretty baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And I must confess
that my lonliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe?
That you will be here
and give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe, still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Here We Go Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Here We Go
Here We Go
Everybody's Gonna get down let's go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down... let's go!
Back up man
Your out of control (yeah)
Your stressed out at full throttle (naw)
Got so many problems I don't need more (yeah)
I'm with my friends we just wanna roll (naw)
Right on through to the other side
Right on through, we will neva hide
Cause this is our town to ride
And our Chevey will fly
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down, Let's Go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down.. let's go!
This is our plan understand
We're blastin out music from a foreign land
Reggae and soul,
punk, rock and roll,
boom-box, radio.
With all this music
We don't wanna drop (yeah)
With all this music
We'll never stop
And... nonstop night spot
nonstop night spot, night spot not stop
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down, let's go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down.... let's go!
I've been to Kingston
I've been to London, Osaka, Nevada
And back to Brooklyn, I've been to Nevada,
I've been to Stockholm, Sacremento, Fresno,
I've been to Oakland.
It's not about flexin
Or startin a fight
It's not about who's wrong or right
It's all about hanging with your friends tonight
At 7-11 everyday and night
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down, let's go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down.... let's go! Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down, let's go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down.... let's go!
Here We Go
Everybody's Gonna get down let's go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down... let's go!
Back up man
Your out of control (yeah)
Your stressed out at full throttle (naw)
Got so many problems I don't need more (yeah)
I'm with my friends we just wanna roll (naw)
Right on through to the other side
Right on through, we will neva hide
Cause this is our town to ride
And our Chevey will fly
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down, Let's Go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down.. let's go!
This is our plan understand
We're blastin out music from a foreign land
Reggae and soul,
punk, rock and roll,
boom-box, radio.
With all this music
We don't wanna drop (yeah)
With all this music
We'll never stop
And... nonstop night spot
nonstop night spot, night spot not stop
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down, let's go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down.... let's go!
I've been to Kingston
I've been to London, Osaka, Nevada
And back to Brooklyn, I've been to Nevada,
I've been to Stockholm, Sacremento, Fresno,
I've been to Oakland.
It's not about flexin
Or startin a fight
It's not about who's wrong or right
It's all about hanging with your friends tonight
At 7-11 everyday and night
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down, let's go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down.... let's go! Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down, let's go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down.... let's go!
Undertow Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Another roller coaster ride,
We were stuck, in overdrive,
You were broken-hearted; I was all right,
When I met you....
She tried to ditch me and I tried to hate her,
But we're still here ten break-ups later.
I've got this figured out, but I still don't understand her,
She's like the perfect wave in a shark infested sea.
When she breaks, she rains down on me,
And I can't catch my breath,
But I won't let 'er go...
Yes, I feel at home in the undertow.
My friends told me "Man you're gonna crash,
A car like that'll knock you on your ass
I told 'em all that they could eat our dust,
And we're still truckin' on...
[Chorus]
Seems like I never win, I never learned how to swim,
I spend my whole life treadin' water...
You got me off of the beach and now I'm back in the reef,
You can be my life preserver...
Ba-ba-da-ba [x6] (hold the last "ba")
I've got this figured out, but I still don't understand her,
She's like the perfect wave in a shark infested sea.
When she breaks, she rains down on me,
And I can't catch my breath,
But I won't let 'er go...
Yes, I feel at home in the undertow.
I've got this figured out, but I still don't understand her,
She's like the perfect wave in a shark infested sea.
When she breaks, she rains down on me,
And I can't catch my breath,
But I won't let 'er go...
Yes, I feel at home in the undertow... [x3]
We were stuck, in overdrive,
You were broken-hearted; I was all right,
When I met you....
She tried to ditch me and I tried to hate her,
But we're still here ten break-ups later.
I've got this figured out, but I still don't understand her,
She's like the perfect wave in a shark infested sea.
When she breaks, she rains down on me,
And I can't catch my breath,
But I won't let 'er go...
Yes, I feel at home in the undertow.
My friends told me "Man you're gonna crash,
A car like that'll knock you on your ass
I told 'em all that they could eat our dust,
And we're still truckin' on...
[Chorus]
Seems like I never win, I never learned how to swim,
I spend my whole life treadin' water...
You got me off of the beach and now I'm back in the reef,
You can be my life preserver...
Ba-ba-da-ba [x6] (hold the last "ba")
I've got this figured out, but I still don't understand her,
She's like the perfect wave in a shark infested sea.
When she breaks, she rains down on me,
And I can't catch my breath,
But I won't let 'er go...
Yes, I feel at home in the undertow.
I've got this figured out, but I still don't understand her,
She's like the perfect wave in a shark infested sea.
When she breaks, she rains down on me,
And I can't catch my breath,
But I won't let 'er go...
Yes, I feel at home in the undertow... [x3]
Spanish Harlem Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
There is a rose in Spanish Harlem
A red rose up in Spanish Harlem
It is a special one, it's never seen the sun
It only comes out when the moon is on the run
And all the stars are gleaming
It's growing in the street right up through the concrete
It's soft and sweet and dreamin'
There is a rose in Spanish Harlem
There is a rose in Spanish Harlem
There is a rose in Spanish Harlem
There is a rose in Spanish Harlem
A red rose up in Spanish Harlem
It is a special one, it's never seen the sun
It only comes out when the moon is on the run
And all the stars are gleaming
It's growing in the street right up through the concrete
It's soft and sweet and dreamin'
There is a rose in Spanish Harlem
There is a rose in Spanish Harlem
There is a rose in Spanish Harlem
There is a rose in Spanish Harlem
Lil' Red Riding Hood Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
[howls]
Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why it's Little Red Ridin' Hood
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are lookin' good
You're everything a big bad wolf would want
Listen to me [howl]
Little Red Ridin' Hood
I don't think even big girls should
Go walkin' in these spooky old woods alone
[howls]
What big eyes you have
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad
So, just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a way
What full lips you have
They're sure to lure someone bad
So, untill you get to grandma's place
I think you ought to walk, with me and be safe
I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on
Till I'm sure that you've been shown
That I can be trusted walkin' with you alone
[howls]
Little Red Ridin' Hood
I'd like to hold you if I could
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf, so I won't
[howls]
What a big heart I have
The better to love you with
Little Red Ridin' Hood
Even bad wolves can be good
I'll try to be satisfied
Just to walk close by your side
Maybe you'll see things my way
Before we get to grandma's place
Little Red Ridin' Hood
You sure are lookin' good
You're everything a big bad wolf could want
[howls]
(Baaa)
Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why it's Little Red Ridin' Hood
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are lookin' good
You're everything a big bad wolf would want
Listen to me [howl]
Little Red Ridin' Hood
I don't think even big girls should
Go walkin' in these spooky old woods alone
[howls]
What big eyes you have
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad
So, just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a way
What full lips you have
They're sure to lure someone bad
So, untill you get to grandma's place
I think you ought to walk, with me and be safe
I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on
Till I'm sure that you've been shown
That I can be trusted walkin' with you alone
[howls]
Little Red Ridin' Hood
I'd like to hold you if I could
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf, so I won't
[howls]
What a big heart I have
The better to love you with
Little Red Ridin' Hood
Even bad wolves can be good
I'll try to be satisfied
Just to walk close by your side
Maybe you'll see things my way
Before we get to grandma's place
Little Red Ridin' Hood
You sure are lookin' good
You're everything a big bad wolf could want
[howls]
(Baaa)
Live It Up Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Me, I never had a clue.
But now me, I've got you.
Me and you've got something that has long been overdue.
I hope you hang around, and baby, we'll get down.
We'll get down and boogie, and we're gonna paint the town.
So honey take my hand.
Could I please have this dance...
I'm all in...
I'm gonna live it up... Right now.
Everybody give it up... Right now.
You know it's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long,
Since I've felt this way.
It's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long
I guess I've never felt this way...
You, such a dream come true.
To me a dream is you.
I love to watch you laugh and sing like only you can do.
So won't you hold my hand,
And save me your last dance...
I'm all in...
We're gonna live it up... Right now.
Everybody give it up... Right now.
You know it's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long,
Since I've felt this way.
It's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long
I guess I've never felt this way...
And I'll be your happy ever after, you'll be mine.
And now my whole world's brighter with you here by my side...
Everybody live it up... Right now.
Everybody give it up... Right now. (Let's live it up right now...)
Everybody live it up... Right now. (Let's live it up right now...)
Everybody give it up... Right now. (Let's live it up...)
You know it's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long,
Since I've felt this way.
It's been too long
It's been too long,
Too long
Since I've felt this way
Since I've felt this way
I guess I've never felt this way.
But now me, I've got you.
Me and you've got something that has long been overdue.
I hope you hang around, and baby, we'll get down.
We'll get down and boogie, and we're gonna paint the town.
So honey take my hand.
Could I please have this dance...
I'm all in...
I'm gonna live it up... Right now.
Everybody give it up... Right now.
You know it's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long,
Since I've felt this way.
It's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long
I guess I've never felt this way...
You, such a dream come true.
To me a dream is you.
I love to watch you laugh and sing like only you can do.
So won't you hold my hand,
And save me your last dance...
I'm all in...
We're gonna live it up... Right now.
Everybody give it up... Right now.
You know it's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long,
Since I've felt this way.
It's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long
I guess I've never felt this way...
And I'll be your happy ever after, you'll be mine.
And now my whole world's brighter with you here by my side...
Everybody live it up... Right now.
Everybody give it up... Right now. (Let's live it up right now...)
Everybody live it up... Right now. (Let's live it up right now...)
Everybody give it up... Right now. (Let's live it up...)
You know it's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long,
Since I've felt this way.
It's been too long
It's been too long,
Too long
Since I've felt this way
Since I've felt this way
I guess I've never felt this way.
Star Song Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
You got your tongue pierced once
And you say you got another
That you can't show anyone unless it's under covers
But you're running around showing everyone your new tattoo
You got an A in class and you hope no one would notice
You're the smartest kid in school and it makes you self conscious
And your loser boyfriend's smoking out in the boy's room
I wish someone would tell you
You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
Don't try to change, yeah
Everybody's got their scars
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are
And your mama's so happy you became a cheerleader
Homecoming queen just like your older sister
'til you died your hair pink and they said what were you drinkin
And it never did sink in
It don't matter what they think
You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
Don't try to change, yeah
Everybody's got their scars
Nevermind how ugly they are
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are
All the way you are
All the way you are
All the way you are
You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
Don't try to change, yeah
Everybody's got their scars
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are
You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
Don't try to change, yeah
Everybody's got their scars
Nevermind how ugly they are
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are
You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are
And you say you got another
That you can't show anyone unless it's under covers
But you're running around showing everyone your new tattoo
You got an A in class and you hope no one would notice
You're the smartest kid in school and it makes you self conscious
And your loser boyfriend's smoking out in the boy's room
I wish someone would tell you
You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
Don't try to change, yeah
Everybody's got their scars
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are
And your mama's so happy you became a cheerleader
Homecoming queen just like your older sister
'til you died your hair pink and they said what were you drinkin
And it never did sink in
It don't matter what they think
You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
Don't try to change, yeah
Everybody's got their scars
Nevermind how ugly they are
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are
All the way you are
All the way you are
All the way you are
You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
Don't try to change, yeah
Everybody's got their scars
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are
You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
Don't try to change, yeah
Everybody's got their scars
Nevermind how ugly they are
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are
You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are
No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are
I Melt With You Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Moving forward using all my breath,
Being friends with you was never second best,
And I saw the world crashing all around your face,
Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace.
I'll stop the world and melt with you
You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
And there's nothing you and I won't do
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(You should know better) Dream of better lives the kind which never hate
(You should see) Trapped in a state of imaginary grace
(You should know better) I made a pilgrimage to save this human's race
(You should see) Never comprehending a race that's long gone by
(Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world) You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
And there's nothing you and I won't do
(Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you
The future's open wide
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(I'll stop the world) You've seen some changes and it's getting better all the time
And there's nothing you and I won't do
(I'll stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you
The future's open wide
I'll stop the world
I'll stop the world
I'll stop the world
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(I'll stop the world) You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
And there's nothing you and I won't do
(I'll stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you
I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world and melt with you)
I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world and melt with you)
Being friends with you was never second best,
And I saw the world crashing all around your face,
Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace.
I'll stop the world and melt with you
You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
And there's nothing you and I won't do
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(You should know better) Dream of better lives the kind which never hate
(You should see) Trapped in a state of imaginary grace
(You should know better) I made a pilgrimage to save this human's race
(You should see) Never comprehending a race that's long gone by
(Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world) You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
And there's nothing you and I won't do
(Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you
The future's open wide
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(I'll stop the world) You've seen some changes and it's getting better all the time
And there's nothing you and I won't do
(I'll stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you
The future's open wide
I'll stop the world
I'll stop the world
I'll stop the world
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(I'll stop the world) You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
And there's nothing you and I won't do
(I'll stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you
I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world and melt with you)
I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world and melt with you)
Five O' Clock World Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Up every mornin' just to keep a job
I gotta fight my way through the husslin' mob
Sounds of the city poundin' in my brain
While another day goes down the drain
But it's a five o'clock world when the whistle blows
No one owns a piece of my time
And there's a five o'clock me inside my clothes
Thinkin' that the world looks fine, yeah
Holiday, yeah...
Tradin' my time for the pay I get
Livin' on money that I ain't made yet
Gotta keep goin', gotta make my way
While I live for the end of the day
'Cause it's a five o'clock world when the whistle blows
No one owns a piece of my time
And there's a long-haired girl who waits, I know
To ease my troubled mind, yeah
Holiday, yeah...
In the shelter of her arms everything's okay
She talks and the world goes slippin' away
And I know the reason I can still go on
When every other reason is gone
In my five o'clock world she waits for me
Nothin' else matters at all
'Cause everytime my baby smiles at me
I know that it's all worthwhile, yeah
Holiday, yeah... [x3]
[Fade]
I gotta fight my way through the husslin' mob
Sounds of the city poundin' in my brain
While another day goes down the drain
But it's a five o'clock world when the whistle blows
No one owns a piece of my time
And there's a five o'clock me inside my clothes
Thinkin' that the world looks fine, yeah
Holiday, yeah...
Tradin' my time for the pay I get
Livin' on money that I ain't made yet
Gotta keep goin', gotta make my way
While I live for the end of the day
'Cause it's a five o'clock world when the whistle blows
No one owns a piece of my time
And there's a long-haired girl who waits, I know
To ease my troubled mind, yeah
Holiday, yeah...
In the shelter of her arms everything's okay
She talks and the world goes slippin' away
And I know the reason I can still go on
When every other reason is gone
In my five o'clock world she waits for me
Nothin' else matters at all
'Cause everytime my baby smiles at me
I know that it's all worthwhile, yeah
Holiday, yeah... [x3]
[Fade]
The Gilligan's Island Theme Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
With Gilligan,
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star,
And The Rest,
Here on Gilligans Isle.
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
With Gilligan,
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star,
And The Rest,
Here on Gilligans Isle.
Sometimes Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
You've got me under your thumb
Sometimes I feel so dumb
You put a smile on my face
But only sometimes
You make me weak in the knees
I think it's cute when you sneeze
I think you shoes are so cool
Sometimes
You talk too much for me to figure out my motivation
Don't you know that you're the only one
Sometimes it's not the things you say
Sometimes you're just in the way
Sometimes I feel like I can't live without you
Sometimes I swear you make me sick
Sometimes I just want to kiss you
And tell you I love you
Sometimes
You say you think I'm a square
Don't like the clothes that I wear
You know I really don't care
Well maybe Sometimes
We made out at the show
I think I should let you know
That you could sure use a breathmint
Sometimes
You talk too much for me to figure out my inspiration
Don't you know that you're the only one
Sometimes it's not the things you say
Sometimes you're just in the way
Sometimes I feel like I can't live without you
Sometimes I swear you make me sick
Sometimes I just want to kiss you
And tell you I love you
Sometimes
Now I'm not saying that I'm really any better
Man i swear shes such a pretty girl (pretty girl)
A pretty girl
I know she has her days
And looks at me exactly the same way
I know sometimes I bring ther down
But every once in a while
I make her smile
Sometimes it's not the things you say
Sometimes you're just in the way
Sometimes I feel like I can't live without you
Sometimes it's not the things you say
Sometimes you're just in the way
Sometimes I feel like I can't live without you
Sometimes I swear you make me sick
Sometimes I just want to kiss you
And tell you I love you
For you I'd eat tofu
And I don't like tofu
But you make me so happy
Sometimes
Sometimes
You make me so happy
Sometimes
Sometimes
You make me so happy
Sometimes
Sometimes
You make me so happy
Sometimes
Sometimes I feel so dumb
You put a smile on my face
But only sometimes
You make me weak in the knees
I think it's cute when you sneeze
I think you shoes are so cool
Sometimes
You talk too much for me to figure out my motivation
Don't you know that you're the only one
Sometimes it's not the things you say
Sometimes you're just in the way
Sometimes I feel like I can't live without you
Sometimes I swear you make me sick
Sometimes I just want to kiss you
And tell you I love you
Sometimes
You say you think I'm a square
Don't like the clothes that I wear
You know I really don't care
Well maybe Sometimes
We made out at the show
I think I should let you know
That you could sure use a breathmint
Sometimes
You talk too much for me to figure out my inspiration
Don't you know that you're the only one
Sometimes it's not the things you say
Sometimes you're just in the way
Sometimes I feel like I can't live without you
Sometimes I swear you make me sick
Sometimes I just want to kiss you
And tell you I love you
Sometimes
Now I'm not saying that I'm really any better
Man i swear shes such a pretty girl (pretty girl)
A pretty girl
I know she has her days
And looks at me exactly the same way
I know sometimes I bring ther down
But every once in a while
I make her smile
Sometimes it's not the things you say
Sometimes you're just in the way
Sometimes I feel like I can't live without you
Sometimes it's not the things you say
Sometimes you're just in the way
Sometimes I feel like I can't live without you
Sometimes I swear you make me sick
Sometimes I just want to kiss you
And tell you I love you
For you I'd eat tofu
And I don't like tofu
But you make me so happy
Sometimes
Sometimes
You make me so happy
Sometimes
Sometimes
You make me so happy
Sometimes
Sometimes
You make me so happy
Sometimes
Sick Of Myslef Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
You don't know how you move me
Deconstruct me
And consume me
I'm all used up
I'm out of luck
I am starstruck
By something in your eyes that is keeping my hope alive
But I'm sick of myself when I look at you
Something is beautiful and true
In a world that's ugly and a lie
It's hard to even want to try
And I'm beginning to think baby you don't know
I'll take or leave
The room to breathe
The choice to leave you
I'll throw away
A chance at greatness
Just to make this
Dream come into play, I don't know if I'll find a way
'cause I'm sick of myself when I look at you
Something is beautiful and true
In a world that's ugly and a lie
It's hard to even want to try
And I'm beginning to think baby you don't know
I'm beginning to think baby you don't know
There's something in your eyes that is keeping my hope alive
But I'm sick of myself when I look at you
Something is beautiful and true
In a world that's ugly and a lie
It's hard to even want to try
And I'm beginning to think baby you don't know
I'm beginning to think baby you don't know
Deconstruct me
And consume me
I'm all used up
I'm out of luck
I am starstruck
By something in your eyes that is keeping my hope alive
But I'm sick of myself when I look at you
Something is beautiful and true
In a world that's ugly and a lie
It's hard to even want to try
And I'm beginning to think baby you don't know
I'll take or leave
The room to breathe
The choice to leave you
I'll throw away
A chance at greatness
Just to make this
Dream come into play, I don't know if I'll find a way
'cause I'm sick of myself when I look at you
Something is beautiful and true
In a world that's ugly and a lie
It's hard to even want to try
And I'm beginning to think baby you don't know
I'm beginning to think baby you don't know
There's something in your eyes that is keeping my hope alive
But I'm sick of myself when I look at you
Something is beautiful and true
In a world that's ugly and a lie
It's hard to even want to try
And I'm beginning to think baby you don't know
I'm beginning to think baby you don't know
Almost Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I almost got drunk at school at 14
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
Who almost went on to be miss texas
But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished u would've loved me too
I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
Cuz I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
Cuz he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on cuz you ran away
And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessing and now I'm destined
to spend my time missing you
I almost wish you would've loved me too
Here I go thinking about all the things I could've done
I'm gonna need a forklift cuz all the baggage weighs a ton
I know we had our problems I can't remember one
I almost forgot to say something else
And if I cant fit it in I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then I threw it away
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessing and now I'm destined
to spend my time missing you
And I almost had you [x3]
I almost wish you would've loved me too
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
Who almost went on to be miss texas
But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished u would've loved me too
I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
Cuz I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
Cuz he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on cuz you ran away
And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessing and now I'm destined
to spend my time missing you
I almost wish you would've loved me too
Here I go thinking about all the things I could've done
I'm gonna need a forklift cuz all the baggage weighs a ton
I know we had our problems I can't remember one
I almost forgot to say something else
And if I cant fit it in I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then I threw it away
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessing and now I'm destined
to spend my time missing you
And I almost had you [x3]
I almost wish you would've loved me too
Trucker Hat Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
This is the song that reminds me of my trucker hat
That I used to wear not to block out the sun
With a john deere logo and a stain on the back
From where you laid me out flat one look I was done
And all these things mean nothing to me
When I’m with you I’ve got everything
I could want and I could need
Even God he would agree
You and I were meant to be
It’s easy to see
I’ll never go out of style on you
And nothing really feels the way you do
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good
When you fit me like you do
This is the verse about the Parachute pants
That I learned to break dance in and thought I was good
So much for believing the fat guy doesn’t win
get the girl in the end I never thought that I could
And all these things mean nothing to me
When I’m with you I’ve got everything
I could want and I could need
Even God he would agree
You and I were meant to be
It’s easy to see
I’ll never go out of style on you
And nothing really feels the way you do
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good
When you fit me like you do
I’m not the perfect guy
a little slow but I’ve
Got perfect timing with you
Got perfect timing with you
Take a look around
Outside the in crowd
There aint nothing we cant do
[3X]
I’ll never go out of style on you
And nothing really feels the way you do
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good
When you fit me like you do
That I used to wear not to block out the sun
With a john deere logo and a stain on the back
From where you laid me out flat one look I was done
And all these things mean nothing to me
When I’m with you I’ve got everything
I could want and I could need
Even God he would agree
You and I were meant to be
It’s easy to see
I’ll never go out of style on you
And nothing really feels the way you do
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good
When you fit me like you do
This is the verse about the Parachute pants
That I learned to break dance in and thought I was good
So much for believing the fat guy doesn’t win
get the girl in the end I never thought that I could
And all these things mean nothing to me
When I’m with you I’ve got everything
I could want and I could need
Even God he would agree
You and I were meant to be
It’s easy to see
I’ll never go out of style on you
And nothing really feels the way you do
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good
When you fit me like you do
I’m not the perfect guy
a little slow but I’ve
Got perfect timing with you
Got perfect timing with you
Take a look around
Outside the in crowd
There aint nothing we cant do
[3X]
I’ll never go out of style on you
And nothing really feels the way you do
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good
When you fit me like you do
1985 Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo
Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husband's a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty four
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan?
She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of Whitesnake’s car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright since
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woohoohoo
(1985)
Woohoohoo
She’s seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Even Saint Elmo’s Fire
She rocked out to Wham
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she’d get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran
Where’s the mini-skirt made of snake skin
And who’s the other guy that's singing in Van Halen
When did reality become T.V.
Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows
(on the radio was)
Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woohoohoo
She hates time make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop
Stop!
And bring back
Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cause she's still preoccupied
With 1985
Woohoohoo
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV (woohoohoo)
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woohoohoo
Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husband's a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty four
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan?
She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of Whitesnake’s car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright since
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woohoohoo
(1985)
Woohoohoo
She’s seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Even Saint Elmo’s Fire
She rocked out to Wham
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she’d get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran
Where’s the mini-skirt made of snake skin
And who’s the other guy that's singing in Van Halen
When did reality become T.V.
Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows
(on the radio was)
Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woohoohoo
She hates time make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop
Stop!
And bring back
Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cause she's still preoccupied
With 1985
Woohoohoo
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV (woohoohoo)
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Get Happy Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
She packed her shit and she left for the city
On the 8:10 train and I still can't believe it
Man, I don't even know how we could let this happen
She slammed the door and she gave me the finger
And we fell so fast I still can't remember
You can read it yourself, it's all in the letter
Man, I don't even know how we could let this happen
Maybe you're right
we've had a good time
I'll sit around, you get yourself a new life
Go get your spot, go find your smile and get happy
Heard your back did you find what was missing?
Was it just that easy or were you mistaken
Man, I don't even know how we could let this happen
I don't even know how we could let this happen
Maybe you're right
We've had a good time
I'll sit around you get yourself a new life
Go get your spot, go find your smile
And just let it shine tonight wherever you are
I hope there's a spot (hope there's a spot)
Save me a smile
And get happy, yeah
Happy, yeah
Happy, yeah
Maybe you're right
We've had a good time
I'll sit around you get yourself a new life
Go get your spot, go find your smile
And just let it shine tonight wherever you are
I hope there's a spot (hope there's a spot)
And save me a smile
And get happy
Get happy, yeah
Get happy, yeah
Packed her shit and she left me (find your smile)
Slammed the door and she gave me (find your smile)
Guess she's back in the city (find your smile)
Man, I just hope you're happy
On the 8:10 train and I still can't believe it
Man, I don't even know how we could let this happen
She slammed the door and she gave me the finger
And we fell so fast I still can't remember
You can read it yourself, it's all in the letter
Man, I don't even know how we could let this happen
Maybe you're right
we've had a good time
I'll sit around, you get yourself a new life
Go get your spot, go find your smile and get happy
Heard your back did you find what was missing?
Was it just that easy or were you mistaken
Man, I don't even know how we could let this happen
I don't even know how we could let this happen
Maybe you're right
We've had a good time
I'll sit around you get yourself a new life
Go get your spot, go find your smile
And just let it shine tonight wherever you are
I hope there's a spot (hope there's a spot)
Save me a smile
And get happy, yeah
Happy, yeah
Happy, yeah
Maybe you're right
We've had a good time
I'll sit around you get yourself a new life
Go get your spot, go find your smile
And just let it shine tonight wherever you are
I hope there's a spot (hope there's a spot)
And save me a smile
And get happy
Get happy, yeah
Get happy, yeah
Packed her shit and she left me (find your smile)
Slammed the door and she gave me (find your smile)
Guess she's back in the city (find your smile)
Man, I just hope you're happy
Ohio (Come Back To Texas) Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
She said she needed a break
A little time to think
But then she went to Cleveland
With some guy named Leelan
That she met at the bank
There's nothing wrong with Ohio
Except the snow and the rain
I really like Drew Carey
And I'd love the Scene, the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame
[Pre-chorus:]
So when you're done doing whatever
And when you're through doing whoever
You know Denton County will be right here waiting for you....
[Chorus:]
Come back to Texas
It's just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
And forget all about the Lonestar State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway
I think I made a mistake
It's not that easy to take
She went to make a deposit
Then she cleaned out her closet
Guess I'll sit here and wait
For her to come back home (I'd wish you come back home)
It shouldn't take very long (so long so long)
I bet she misses the sunrise
And Mrs. Baird's fruit pies but I could be wrong
[Pre-chorus]
[Chorus]
Troy Aikmen wants you back
Willie Nelson wants you back
NASA wants you back
And the Bush twins want you back
And Pantera wants you back
And Blue Bell wants you back
I got a premonition
I'm taking a petition
And the whole state's gonna sign
Come back to Texas
It's just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
And forget all about the Lone Star State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Come back to Texas
It's just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
And forget all about the Lone Star State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway
A little time to think
But then she went to Cleveland
With some guy named Leelan
That she met at the bank
There's nothing wrong with Ohio
Except the snow and the rain
I really like Drew Carey
And I'd love the Scene, the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame
[Pre-chorus:]
So when you're done doing whatever
And when you're through doing whoever
You know Denton County will be right here waiting for you....
[Chorus:]
Come back to Texas
It's just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
And forget all about the Lonestar State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway
I think I made a mistake
It's not that easy to take
She went to make a deposit
Then she cleaned out her closet
Guess I'll sit here and wait
For her to come back home (I'd wish you come back home)
It shouldn't take very long (so long so long)
I bet she misses the sunrise
And Mrs. Baird's fruit pies but I could be wrong
[Pre-chorus]
[Chorus]
Troy Aikmen wants you back
Willie Nelson wants you back
NASA wants you back
And the Bush twins want you back
And Pantera wants you back
And Blue Bell wants you back
I got a premonition
I'm taking a petition
And the whole state's gonna sign
Come back to Texas
It's just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
And forget all about the Lone Star State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Come back to Texas
It's just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
And forget all about the Lone Star State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway
Ridiculous (Looking Up) Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Try not to talk when there's nothing to say.
Kept bottled up, we get carried away.
Then I fall, then I fall down.
Then we fall down.
And you know that it makes me feel so ridiculous.
A pocket full of posies..
We fall down on the inside; pretty on the outside.
Turn it around, can we turn it around?
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now.
But it's looking up.
A second chance, a much better day.
A sunset that just won't go away.
Then I fall, then I fall down.
We all fall down.
And you know that it makes me feel so ridiculous.
A pocket full of posies..
We fall down on the inside; pretty on the outside.
Turn it around, can we turn it around?
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now.
But it's looking up.
And you know you said you'd never end up this way.
Close the door behind you, i just wanna stay for a while.
We all fall down, we all fall down, we all fall..
Down on the inside; pretty on the outside.
Turn it around, can we turn it around?
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now.
But it's looking up.
Down on the inside; pretty on the outside.
Turn it around, can we turn it around?
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now.
But it's looking up.
Kept bottled up, we get carried away.
Then I fall, then I fall down.
Then we fall down.
And you know that it makes me feel so ridiculous.
A pocket full of posies..
We fall down on the inside; pretty on the outside.
Turn it around, can we turn it around?
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now.
But it's looking up.
A second chance, a much better day.
A sunset that just won't go away.
Then I fall, then I fall down.
We all fall down.
And you know that it makes me feel so ridiculous.
A pocket full of posies..
We fall down on the inside; pretty on the outside.
Turn it around, can we turn it around?
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now.
But it's looking up.
And you know you said you'd never end up this way.
Close the door behind you, i just wanna stay for a while.
We all fall down, we all fall down, we all fall..
Down on the inside; pretty on the outside.
Turn it around, can we turn it around?
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now.
But it's looking up.
Down on the inside; pretty on the outside.
Turn it around, can we turn it around?
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now.
But it's looking up.
Shut-Up And Smile Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Its not the end of the world
In fact its not even the end of the summer
But thank god the tv is on
Cuz theres no way we could know
Anything that’s goin down
Or how were supposed to be feeling about it
I cant tell you how much I wish we could shut up and smile, yeah
Sail around the world and tell them all to keep singing it
la la la la la la
all we needs a harmony and we’ll convince the world to sing
la la la la la la
throw your arms around someone (throw your arms around someone)
maybe spread a little love
I know it sounds a little dumb (or maybe I’m a little drunk)
But all we need is some ice cream and a hug
Take a good look around
Does life really suck
Are we just complaining
I hope that this mic is on (testing 1, 2)
Cuz im on a roll here
I hope this is making some sense
I hope that you’ll throw up your hands and sing it
And tell all the haters that they should just shut up and smile, yeah
Sail around the world and tell them all to keep singing it
la la la la la la
all we needs a harmony and we’ll convince the world to sing
la la la la la la
throw your arms around someone (throw your arms around someone)
maybe spread a little love
I know it sounds a little dumb (or maybe I’m a little drunk)
But all we need is some ice cream
All we need is love and beer
And old school metal and holiday cheer
TO be happy
(All you need is someone near)
like ben and jerry
(to hold you close and pretend that they care)
can we all just, get along now
we found something that we all have in common now
we can hold hands, do keg stands
water skiing sounds great to me now
Sail around the world and tell them all to keep singing it
la la la la la la
all we needs a harmony and we’ll convince the world to sing
la la la la la la
throw your arms around someone (throw your arms around someone)
maybe spread a little love
I know it sounds a little dumb (or maybe we’re a little drunk)
But all we need is some ice cream and a hug
(Chanting “All we need is love and beer”)
all we need is some ice cream and a hug
all we need is some ice cream and a hug
all we need is some ice cream and a hug
In fact its not even the end of the summer
But thank god the tv is on
Cuz theres no way we could know
Anything that’s goin down
Or how were supposed to be feeling about it
I cant tell you how much I wish we could shut up and smile, yeah
Sail around the world and tell them all to keep singing it
la la la la la la
all we needs a harmony and we’ll convince the world to sing
la la la la la la
throw your arms around someone (throw your arms around someone)
maybe spread a little love
I know it sounds a little dumb (or maybe I’m a little drunk)
But all we need is some ice cream and a hug
Take a good look around
Does life really suck
Are we just complaining
I hope that this mic is on (testing 1, 2)
Cuz im on a roll here
I hope this is making some sense
I hope that you’ll throw up your hands and sing it
And tell all the haters that they should just shut up and smile, yeah
Sail around the world and tell them all to keep singing it
la la la la la la
all we needs a harmony and we’ll convince the world to sing
la la la la la la
throw your arms around someone (throw your arms around someone)
maybe spread a little love
I know it sounds a little dumb (or maybe I’m a little drunk)
But all we need is some ice cream
All we need is love and beer
And old school metal and holiday cheer
TO be happy
(All you need is someone near)
like ben and jerry
(to hold you close and pretend that they care)
can we all just, get along now
we found something that we all have in common now
we can hold hands, do keg stands
water skiing sounds great to me now
Sail around the world and tell them all to keep singing it
la la la la la la
all we needs a harmony and we’ll convince the world to sing
la la la la la la
throw your arms around someone (throw your arms around someone)
maybe spread a little love
I know it sounds a little dumb (or maybe we’re a little drunk)
But all we need is some ice cream and a hug
(Chanting “All we need is love and beer”)
all we need is some ice cream and a hug
all we need is some ice cream and a hug
all we need is some ice cream and a hug
Last Call Casualty Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
you, you called me out
you said your done with me
but I cant seem to remember anything at 3am
am I that guy? The one that’s happy hanging with my friends
and 5 drinks in I’m in love again
so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up
I know its late but its never too late to be
Another last call casualty
I cant remember what I said
But I swear I meant no harm
I tried to knock on your window
But I set off your alarm
And the days dragged on like a tail pipe band
The nights they ain’t so long
And the taxi cab I’m riding in is blaring our favorite song again
so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up
I know its late but its never too late to be
Another last call casualty
I’m sorry a guy picked up the phone
My mind couldn’t leave well enough alone
And after the seventh time he hit *69
He said if he finds me I’ll be dead
But im already in my head
Since hes the one that’s lying with you in your bed
so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up
I know its late but its never too late to be
Another last call casualty
so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up (another last call casualty)
I know its late but its never too late to be
Another last call casualty
Another last call casualty
so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up (another last call casualty)
so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up (another last call casualty)
so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up (another last call casualty)
you said your done with me
but I cant seem to remember anything at 3am
am I that guy? The one that’s happy hanging with my friends
and 5 drinks in I’m in love again
so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up
I know its late but its never too late to be
Another last call casualty
I cant remember what I said
But I swear I meant no harm
I tried to knock on your window
But I set off your alarm
And the days dragged on like a tail pipe band
The nights they ain’t so long
And the taxi cab I’m riding in is blaring our favorite song again
so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up
I know its late but its never too late to be
Another last call casualty
I’m sorry a guy picked up the phone
My mind couldn’t leave well enough alone
And after the seventh time he hit *69
He said if he finds me I’ll be dead
But im already in my head
Since hes the one that’s lying with you in your bed
so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up
I know its late but its never too late to be
Another last call casualty
so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up (another last call casualty)
I know its late but its never too late to be
Another last call casualty
Another last call casualty
so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up (another last call casualty)
so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up (another last call casualty)
so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up (another last call casualty)
Next Ex-Girlfriend Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I don’t wanna meet your dad
Don’t wanna hump your sister
Don’t wanna do it to your best friend either
I don’t want you messin around and givin me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillin
When you walk out I don’t wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over
I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t wanna learn to dance don’t wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking I’m a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
Convince my friends I’m not a homo
When you walk out I don’t wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over
I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
Tell everyone im good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you flack
And you just couldn’t put up with that
So no your never taking me back
I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
And I don’t want to spend the time
And I don’t need no valentine
My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend
Don’t wanna hump your sister
Don’t wanna do it to your best friend either
I don’t want you messin around and givin me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillin
When you walk out I don’t wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over
I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t wanna learn to dance don’t wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking I’m a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
Convince my friends I’m not a homo
When you walk out I don’t wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over
I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
Tell everyone im good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you flack
And you just couldn’t put up with that
So no your never taking me back
I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
And I don’t want to spend the time
And I don’t need no valentine
My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend
A-Hole Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
When I came home my stuff was on the lawn
I thought she was happy, but I was wrong
The note she left it took me by surprise
Said I’ve turned into, some other guy
The things she said that she gave up for me
She says it was a waste of time
Guess I don’t really know, what I was thinking
Would’ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking
Things were so good
But you were in love, with some other guy
He looked just like me, but I make you cry,
You know I don’t mean to, I’m just an asshole sometimes
I never saw myself as being alone
And maybe that was my problem, cuz now she’s gone
And I can’t help but think of how things could be (how things could be)
And I hope she’s happy, happy with out me
And all the things she gave up for me,
I took for granted time after time
Guess I don’t really know, what I was thinking
Would’ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking
Things were so good
But you were in love, with some other guy
He looked just like me, but I make you cry,
You know I don’t mean to, I’m just an asshole sometimes
And please don’t think I’m complaining
I was just happy to have her for a time
And if you see her tell her I said
”hello and that I’m doing just fine”
Guess I don’t really know, what I was thinking
Would’ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking
Things were so good
But you were in love, with some other guy
He looked just like me, but I make you cry,
You know I don’t mean to, no
You know I don’t mean to
I’m just an asshole sometimes
Guess I don’t really know
I’m just an asshole sometimes
Guess I don’t really know
I’m just an asshole sometimes
Guess I don’t really know
Guess I’m an asshole sometimes
I thought she was happy, but I was wrong
The note she left it took me by surprise
Said I’ve turned into, some other guy
The things she said that she gave up for me
She says it was a waste of time
Guess I don’t really know, what I was thinking
Would’ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking
Things were so good
But you were in love, with some other guy
He looked just like me, but I make you cry,
You know I don’t mean to, I’m just an asshole sometimes
I never saw myself as being alone
And maybe that was my problem, cuz now she’s gone
And I can’t help but think of how things could be (how things could be)
And I hope she’s happy, happy with out me
And all the things she gave up for me,
I took for granted time after time
Guess I don’t really know, what I was thinking
Would’ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking
Things were so good
But you were in love, with some other guy
He looked just like me, but I make you cry,
You know I don’t mean to, I’m just an asshole sometimes
And please don’t think I’m complaining
I was just happy to have her for a time
And if you see her tell her I said
”hello and that I’m doing just fine”
Guess I don’t really know, what I was thinking
Would’ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking
Things were so good
But you were in love, with some other guy
He looked just like me, but I make you cry,
You know I don’t mean to, no
You know I don’t mean to
I’m just an asshole sometimes
Guess I don’t really know
I’m just an asshole sometimes
Guess I don’t really know
I’m just an asshole sometimes
Guess I don’t really know
Guess I’m an asshole sometimes
My Hometown Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
This song goes out to my good friends,
Especially the ones I had before the Grammy nominations in 2003
And all the girls from back in high school,
Who actually spoke to me,
Even though I was a fat kid and a marching band geek.
I hope this song finds you well.
And I hope that you're doin’ fuckin’ swell.
I hope that you’re back up if you've ever been down.
And I hope that you got the fuck out of our hometown.
Here comes a shout out to the professor,
Who said "Son pick a path and stay the same, cause charisma is the key to opportunity"
And to all the clubs that let us play.
To our family and friends and the music stores,
For giving us gear when we couldn't pay.
I hope this song finds you well.
And I hope that you're doin’ fuckin’ swell.
I hope that you're back up if you've ever been down.
And I hope you got the fuck out of our hometown.
You know I can't count how many times I’ve heard people say (heard people say)
“Be proud of where you're from, you're gonna put us on the map”
But where the hell were you back in the day, (back in the day)
No one came to see us,
So we got the hell out of there.
So there you have it.
t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
This song goes out to my big brother.
For putting up with me following you around.
And making me smile when things at home weren't great
And not getting pissed when I humped your girlfriend
For letting me take your car to the prom.
For beating up the guys that hung my bike in a tree
For hand-me-down down albums and guitars with no strings
For never beating the shit outta me
I hope this song finds you well.
And I hope that you're doin fuckin swell.
I hope that you're back up cause I know you've been down.
I just wish you'd get the fuck out of our hometown.
I hope you get the fuck out of our hometown.
I'm so glad I got the fuck out of our hometown.
You know what I’m talking about don’t ya?
Damn it!
Especially the ones I had before the Grammy nominations in 2003
And all the girls from back in high school,
Who actually spoke to me,
Even though I was a fat kid and a marching band geek.
I hope this song finds you well.
And I hope that you're doin’ fuckin’ swell.
I hope that you’re back up if you've ever been down.
And I hope that you got the fuck out of our hometown.
Here comes a shout out to the professor,
Who said "Son pick a path and stay the same, cause charisma is the key to opportunity"
And to all the clubs that let us play.
To our family and friends and the music stores,
For giving us gear when we couldn't pay.
I hope this song finds you well.
And I hope that you're doin’ fuckin’ swell.
I hope that you're back up if you've ever been down.
And I hope you got the fuck out of our hometown.
You know I can't count how many times I’ve heard people say (heard people say)
“Be proud of where you're from, you're gonna put us on the map”
But where the hell were you back in the day, (back in the day)
No one came to see us,
So we got the hell out of there.
So there you have it.
t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
This song goes out to my big brother.
For putting up with me following you around.
And making me smile when things at home weren't great
And not getting pissed when I humped your girlfriend
For letting me take your car to the prom.
For beating up the guys that hung my bike in a tree
For hand-me-down down albums and guitars with no strings
For never beating the shit outta me
I hope this song finds you well.
And I hope that you're doin fuckin swell.
I hope that you're back up cause I know you've been down.
I just wish you'd get the fuck out of our hometown.
I hope you get the fuck out of our hometown.
I'm so glad I got the fuck out of our hometown.
You know what I’m talking about don’t ya?
Damn it!
Smoothie King Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
She don’t even know exactly where she wants to go
Is that a double negative oh never mind let’s go
To the next line of the story
I met her at the smoothie king she said Seattle’s best
She may be right think I remember coffee on her breathe
She smoked cigarettes, I chewed bubble gum
I know I shouldn’t take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I’m dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We’ll go on and on and on and on
Love songs suck and fairy tales aren’t true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
So add it up and break it down
It’s not that hard to figure out
Your crazy and I’m crazy about you
Everyone around me says she brings a brother down
And mommy thinks she’s great but then again she’s not around
To see her throw a fit, borderline conniption
And all this only matters if we listen anyway
And she’s all I can think about so I must not be gay
I’m a lunatic and she’s my psychopath
I know I shouldn’t take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I’m dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We’ll go on and on and on and on
Love songs suck and fairy tales aren’t true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
So add it up and break it down
It’s not that hard to figure out
Your crazy and I’m crazy about you
And we are the lucky ones we’ll get matching tee shirts airbrushed at the mall
Hang out at the pretzel stand and make fun of people and laugh if someone falls
Watch everyone else hold hands and try so hard and maybe we’ll start to see
That you and me we’re not so crazy
Michael Bolton (never liked him)
Celine dion
Air Supply
And now… ME
Love songs suck and fairy tales aren’t true (Love songs make me sick cuz they’re not true)
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
Hollywood California
So add it up and break it down (add it up and break it down)
It’s not that hard to figure out
Your crazy and I’m crazy about you
Love songs make me sick cuz they’re not true
Your crazy and I’m crazy about you
Crazy cuz im crazy about you
Your crazy and im crazy about you… yeah
Is that a double negative oh never mind let’s go
To the next line of the story
I met her at the smoothie king she said Seattle’s best
She may be right think I remember coffee on her breathe
She smoked cigarettes, I chewed bubble gum
I know I shouldn’t take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I’m dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We’ll go on and on and on and on
Love songs suck and fairy tales aren’t true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
So add it up and break it down
It’s not that hard to figure out
Your crazy and I’m crazy about you
Everyone around me says she brings a brother down
And mommy thinks she’s great but then again she’s not around
To see her throw a fit, borderline conniption
And all this only matters if we listen anyway
And she’s all I can think about so I must not be gay
I’m a lunatic and she’s my psychopath
I know I shouldn’t take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I’m dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We’ll go on and on and on and on
Love songs suck and fairy tales aren’t true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
So add it up and break it down
It’s not that hard to figure out
Your crazy and I’m crazy about you
And we are the lucky ones we’ll get matching tee shirts airbrushed at the mall
Hang out at the pretzel stand and make fun of people and laugh if someone falls
Watch everyone else hold hands and try so hard and maybe we’ll start to see
That you and me we’re not so crazy
Michael Bolton (never liked him)
Celine dion
Air Supply
And now… ME
Love songs suck and fairy tales aren’t true (Love songs make me sick cuz they’re not true)
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
Hollywood California
So add it up and break it down (add it up and break it down)
It’s not that hard to figure out
Your crazy and I’m crazy about you
Love songs make me sick cuz they’re not true
Your crazy and I’m crazy about you
Crazy cuz im crazy about you
Your crazy and im crazy about you… yeah
Sad Sad Situation Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Alright, this is sad sad situation
One, two, three
Hitched a ride, I was so messed up
But I sure was glad to meet ya
You took my heart like they towed my car
And they're both still broken down
But while it looked pretty good on paper
And I come to find out later
That you're insane
Turn me off
I've had enough
I'm better off without anyone
I was wrong
Maybe you should stay
Away (Away)
You came to stay cause they were painting your house
And you're still here six months later
You spent my money on God know's what
But it sure did cost a lot
Well it's a sad sad situation
Now I need a Goddamn vacation
Cause you're insane
Turn me off
I've had enough
I'm better off without anyone
I was wrong
Maybe you should stay
Away (Away)
I'm self-absorbed (He's self-absorbed)
And shallow too (He's shallow too)
And all I wanted was to
Sleep with you (Oh)
A basket case
With a pretty face
And I can't take this shit no more
Anymore
Turn me off
I've had enough
I'm better off without anyone
I was wrong
Maybe you should stay
Turn me off
I've had enough
I'm better off without anyone
I was wrong
Maybe you should stay
Away (Away)
Away (Away)
Away (Away)
One, two, three
Hitched a ride, I was so messed up
But I sure was glad to meet ya
You took my heart like they towed my car
And they're both still broken down
But while it looked pretty good on paper
And I come to find out later
That you're insane
Turn me off
I've had enough
I'm better off without anyone
I was wrong
Maybe you should stay
Away (Away)
You came to stay cause they were painting your house
And you're still here six months later
You spent my money on God know's what
But it sure did cost a lot
Well it's a sad sad situation
Now I need a Goddamn vacation
Cause you're insane
Turn me off
I've had enough
I'm better off without anyone
I was wrong
Maybe you should stay
Away (Away)
I'm self-absorbed (He's self-absorbed)
And shallow too (He's shallow too)
And all I wanted was to
Sleep with you (Oh)
A basket case
With a pretty face
And I can't take this shit no more
Anymore
Turn me off
I've had enough
I'm better off without anyone
I was wrong
Maybe you should stay
Turn me off
I've had enough
I'm better off without anyone
I was wrong
Maybe you should stay
Away (Away)
Away (Away)
Away (Away)
Really Might Be Gone Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
(Maybe I'll get through it)
Not much to lean on, I'll get through it
You know I do it to myself anyway
She's got my calls blocked and she's through with it
You know I do it to myself anyway
You know I think it might be time
To give myself a rise and shine
And I'll be happy and my couch is gonna miss me
And all the girls will wanna kiss me
Gotta get my shit together (Gotta get my shit together)
Cause this is dragging on and on
And I can't wait around forever (I can't wait around forever)
I'm starting to think she really might be gone (Yeah)
She's got a boyfriend, I'm looking through it
And I can't do it to myself anyway
And I won't slam her cause I blew it
You know I do it to myself anyway
And maybe she doesn't have the time
To deal with issues such as mine
And she'll be happy but I swear she's gonna miss me
Cause all the girls will wanna kiss me
Gotta get my shit together (Gotta get my shit together)
Cause this is dragging on and on
And I can't wait around forever (I can't wait around forever)
I'm starting to think she really might be gone
And I
Didn't want us to say
I didn't want us to say (Yeah)
And I
I'm better off this way
I'm better off this way without you anyway
Gotta get my shit together (It's dragging on)
Cause this is dragging on and on
And I can't wait around forever (She might be gone)
I'm starting to think she really might be gone
Gotta get my shit together (Gotta get my shit together)
I've gotta get my shit together (I can't wait around forever)
Gotta get my shit together (She might be gone)
Yea! Oh! C'mon! (Yeah that is BS)
Not much to lean on, I'll get through it
You know I do it to myself anyway
She's got my calls blocked and she's through with it
You know I do it to myself anyway
You know I think it might be time
To give myself a rise and shine
And I'll be happy and my couch is gonna miss me
And all the girls will wanna kiss me
Gotta get my shit together (Gotta get my shit together)
Cause this is dragging on and on
And I can't wait around forever (I can't wait around forever)
I'm starting to think she really might be gone (Yeah)
She's got a boyfriend, I'm looking through it
And I can't do it to myself anyway
And I won't slam her cause I blew it
You know I do it to myself anyway
And maybe she doesn't have the time
To deal with issues such as mine
And she'll be happy but I swear she's gonna miss me
Cause all the girls will wanna kiss me
Gotta get my shit together (Gotta get my shit together)
Cause this is dragging on and on
And I can't wait around forever (I can't wait around forever)
I'm starting to think she really might be gone
And I
Didn't want us to say
I didn't want us to say (Yeah)
And I
I'm better off this way
I'm better off this way without you anyway
Gotta get my shit together (It's dragging on)
Cause this is dragging on and on
And I can't wait around forever (She might be gone)
I'm starting to think she really might be gone
Gotta get my shit together (Gotta get my shit together)
I've gotta get my shit together (I can't wait around forever)
Gotta get my shit together (She might be gone)
Yea! Oh! C'mon! (Yeah that is BS)
Down For The Count Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Ladies and Gentlemen, in this corner weighing in at 131lbs
I'm sorry girl, 126lbs, the girl that broke my heart.
Isn't she lovely folks, Just look at that smile
Draws me in everytime
Someone call a medic cuz I think she's gonna strike again
She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand
And holds the picture in the heart shaped frame we bought at target
Yes I think we've got a problem but I can't put my finger on it
It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish the fucking bell would ring
Let's get ready for verse #2
The message on my cell says she's waiting on the call from me
to tell her that I'm sorry I can come back if I crawl
But I got bad knees and I can't say that I'm sorry
Cept I'm sorry that I met you
Now my guard's up and I'm fighting dirty
It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish the fucking bell would ring
7 8 9 10 Knockout
It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Undisputed champ of my world and I'm begging to be
Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish the fucking bell would ring
I'm sorry girl, 126lbs, the girl that broke my heart.
Isn't she lovely folks, Just look at that smile
Draws me in everytime
Someone call a medic cuz I think she's gonna strike again
She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand
And holds the picture in the heart shaped frame we bought at target
Yes I think we've got a problem but I can't put my finger on it
It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish the fucking bell would ring
Let's get ready for verse #2
The message on my cell says she's waiting on the call from me
to tell her that I'm sorry I can come back if I crawl
But I got bad knees and I can't say that I'm sorry
Cept I'm sorry that I met you
Now my guard's up and I'm fighting dirty
It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish the fucking bell would ring
7 8 9 10 Knockout
It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Undisputed champ of my world and I'm begging to be
Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish the fucking bell would ring
Two-Seater Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I wanna wake up in your arms
I wanna set off your alarm
I wanna break into your car
and I wanna take out the back seat
The one where you told me everything
I thought I always wanted to hear
The one where you told me that it's over
And everytime you look in your rearview mirror
I hope you see me...
And all the stuff we did when we were back there together..Uh Huh
I hope you like your Two Seater, No Radio
Keymarks parallel to the Pinstripes
Windows broken your T Tops stolen
Now it's one of a kind,
Thanks for the Ride
I gotta get the hell out of dodge
I just spent the whole night avoiding the cops
And I just don't think, I'll go to the clink
Just cause I took out the back seat
Remember you told me everything
I thought I always wanted to hear
And that's where you told me that it's over
And everytime you look in your rearview mirror
I hope you see me...
And all the stuff we did when we were back there together...Uh Huh
I hope you like your Two Seater, No Radio
Keymarks parallel to the Pinstripes
Windows broken, your T Tops stolen
Now it's one of a kind,
Thanks for the Ride
Can you hear your radio?
I bet you can't hear your radio
So you'll never know I wrote this song for you
Sorry that your tires are flat
I know you really weren't expecting that
I guess I got a little carried away
So when you look in your rearview mirror
I hope you see me there
I hope you like your Two Seater, No Radio
Keymarks parallel to the Pinstripes
Windows broken, your T Tops stolen
Now it's one of a kind,
Thanks for the Ride
(No Radio)
Two Seater
(No Radio)
Thanks for the Ride
(No Radio)(No Radio)
Two Seater (No Radio)(No Radio)
Thanks for the Ride
(No Radio)(No Radio)
Your Two Seater
Thanks for the Ride
I wanna set off your alarm
I wanna break into your car
and I wanna take out the back seat
The one where you told me everything
I thought I always wanted to hear
The one where you told me that it's over
And everytime you look in your rearview mirror
I hope you see me...
And all the stuff we did when we were back there together..Uh Huh
I hope you like your Two Seater, No Radio
Keymarks parallel to the Pinstripes
Windows broken your T Tops stolen
Now it's one of a kind,
Thanks for the Ride
I gotta get the hell out of dodge
I just spent the whole night avoiding the cops
And I just don't think, I'll go to the clink
Just cause I took out the back seat
Remember you told me everything
I thought I always wanted to hear
And that's where you told me that it's over
And everytime you look in your rearview mirror
I hope you see me...
And all the stuff we did when we were back there together...Uh Huh
I hope you like your Two Seater, No Radio
Keymarks parallel to the Pinstripes
Windows broken, your T Tops stolen
Now it's one of a kind,
Thanks for the Ride
Can you hear your radio?
I bet you can't hear your radio
So you'll never know I wrote this song for you
Sorry that your tires are flat
I know you really weren't expecting that
I guess I got a little carried away
So when you look in your rearview mirror
I hope you see me there
I hope you like your Two Seater, No Radio
Keymarks parallel to the Pinstripes
Windows broken, your T Tops stolen
Now it's one of a kind,
Thanks for the Ride
(No Radio)
Two Seater
(No Radio)
Thanks for the Ride
(No Radio)(No Radio)
Two Seater (No Radio)(No Radio)
Thanks for the Ride
(No Radio)(No Radio)
Your Two Seater
Thanks for the Ride
Friends O' Mine Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Well it was ugly but we made it this far
Some have gone but I forget who they are
Now the hangovers are worse but we get through them fine
Sleeping late but were not lazy
Getting older but were still crazy
I’m so glad that I have these friends o mine
It started out at a coffee shop in a most unlikely town
And there were casualties but we made it out anyhow
We stuck together through the good and bad times
Pulp Fiction, Blazing Saddles, and Fast Times
I’m so glad that I have these friends o mine
And jobs girls and obstacles did all but break us down
Night clubs and broken vans in every major town
And I’ve got your back, you’ve got mine
Like Johnny Cash said “I walk the line”
And you can always count on me for one last beer
We saw the world and the world seemed smaller
Were getting wider but not getting no taller
I know we’ve grown up just a little lot of time
Were sleeping late but were not lazy
Were getting older but were still crazy
I’m so glad that I have these friends o mine
So glad that I have these friends o mine
So glad that I have these friends o mine
Some have gone but I forget who they are
Now the hangovers are worse but we get through them fine
Sleeping late but were not lazy
Getting older but were still crazy
I’m so glad that I have these friends o mine
It started out at a coffee shop in a most unlikely town
And there were casualties but we made it out anyhow
We stuck together through the good and bad times
Pulp Fiction, Blazing Saddles, and Fast Times
I’m so glad that I have these friends o mine
And jobs girls and obstacles did all but break us down
Night clubs and broken vans in every major town
And I’ve got your back, you’ve got mine
Like Johnny Cash said “I walk the line”
And you can always count on me for one last beer
We saw the world and the world seemed smaller
Were getting wider but not getting no taller
I know we’ve grown up just a little lot of time
Were sleeping late but were not lazy
Were getting older but were still crazy
I’m so glad that I have these friends o mine
So glad that I have these friends o mine
So glad that I have these friends o mine
Ohio Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Hello...Hello..Hello...Hello..Hello!
[Band Talking to each other]
Wooo.......
Move around kids..
Bill Parcells wants...What?..Start Over
1...2...3..
Lawrence Whittaker wants you back (He's got a lazy eye)
Mike Judge wants you back
Debbie Allen wants you
and my taco wants you back
Larry Hagman wants you back
Audie Murphy wants you back
The Alamo wants you back
and Beyonce sure got back (hehehe)
Enron wants you back
My mom wants us back
The Dallas Cowboys want you back
Bob Wills want you back
Barry White wants you back (Baby)
Kelly Clarkson wants you back
and my pick-up wants you back
The Rangers want A-Rod back (No Way!)
Don Henley wants you back
The Polyphonic Spree want you back (woohoo)
Lyndon Johnson wants you back
and my dog wants you back (hahaha)
Shannon Elizabeth wants me back (Hahahahahaha)
Its true guys she loves me
News 11 This just in Shannon Elizabeth does not want you back (Hahahaha) (Oh Boy)
DRI wants you back
Sparta wants you back
Ughh...(hahaha)
Let's try that again
Sparta wants you back
Mars Volta wants you back
(*Belch*..uggh something came up Seriously)
WE WANT AT THE DRIVE IN BACK! (YEA!)
Dangerous Toys wants you back (my God)
ZZ Top wants you back
The Dallas Morning News Wants you back
The Fort Worth Star Telegram wants you back
The Branch Dividians want you back
Dallas Texas wants you back
Oooh I can't top that i'm gonna try....
I've got a hairy back
[Laughter]
And 45 is the name of the handle
Mommie Dearest wants you back
The Aggies wants you back
Gary Busey wants you back
Walter Cronkite wants you back
Judge Roy Bean wants you back
Tim Duncan wants you back
Patrick Swayze wants you back
Bill Parcells wants you back
Witchita Falls wants us back (But we're never going back)
I'm drunk (Oh Yeah)
Morgan Fairchild wants you back
Dan Rather wants you back
Ok..Rusty we gotta do this again with Sim filming
And without Sim (HAHAHA)
Seriously cause he is fucking up every time
We don't want Sim back
He's fucking up our track
He's ok with the camera
But when he opens his mouth..(Whit Whit Waa)
This is a shoutout to all of our homees and homesses
and all you motherfuckers in Texas cause (Word Up)
Possy...Possy havers..and givers of Possy
Alright whosever given us possy
This is a shoutout to you
We thank you very much
This is not recording anything
I've gotten much possy over the years
Seriously this is a good Outro for this song cuz uh
It's not recording anymore
Oh yeah it is It's recording
I bet you 500,000
Let's see the motherfucking pink on the screen
Why don't you follow my lead and not argue all the time
I've gotten more possy in the last few years than Eric has in his whole life
I don't know if thats true but uh dude...
I have a really really big possy
Its huge its like the freaking Grand Canyon
You have a freakin smelly possy
Yes a big stinky possy
Well you know most of the time I am hanging out with my possy
its hanging out after the show and so they've been a little sweaty so you
know people get stinky (That explains it)
Oh man here we are its the end of our album
Let's take a shower together
Haha no I think thats a bad idea I don't think we are all gonna fit in there
I meant let's go have a beer together (Oh) (I disagree)
We should try it (Let's see some money)
Uh its the end of our record uh Thank you
If your still here than you are more queer than us
You have some problems (and a lot of time on your hands buddy)
And you should seek help
Oh...Thank you! (Hang on)
Goodbye...Goodbye..Goodbye...
Holy shit dude that was awesome
Goodbye...Goodbye..Goodbye...Goodbye..
It's nice to say goodbye...
[Band Talking to each other]
Wooo.......
Move around kids..
Bill Parcells wants...What?..Start Over
1...2...3..
Lawrence Whittaker wants you back (He's got a lazy eye)
Mike Judge wants you back
Debbie Allen wants you
and my taco wants you back
Larry Hagman wants you back
Audie Murphy wants you back
The Alamo wants you back
and Beyonce sure got back (hehehe)
Enron wants you back
My mom wants us back
The Dallas Cowboys want you back
Bob Wills want you back
Barry White wants you back (Baby)
Kelly Clarkson wants you back
and my pick-up wants you back
The Rangers want A-Rod back (No Way!)
Don Henley wants you back
The Polyphonic Spree want you back (woohoo)
Lyndon Johnson wants you back
and my dog wants you back (hahaha)
Shannon Elizabeth wants me back (Hahahahahaha)
Its true guys she loves me
News 11 This just in Shannon Elizabeth does not want you back (Hahahaha) (Oh Boy)
DRI wants you back
Sparta wants you back
Ughh...(hahaha)
Let's try that again
Sparta wants you back
Mars Volta wants you back
(*Belch*..uggh something came up Seriously)
WE WANT AT THE DRIVE IN BACK! (YEA!)
Dangerous Toys wants you back (my God)
ZZ Top wants you back
The Dallas Morning News Wants you back
The Fort Worth Star Telegram wants you back
The Branch Dividians want you back
Dallas Texas wants you back
Oooh I can't top that i'm gonna try....
I've got a hairy back
[Laughter]
And 45 is the name of the handle
Mommie Dearest wants you back
The Aggies wants you back
Gary Busey wants you back
Walter Cronkite wants you back
Judge Roy Bean wants you back
Tim Duncan wants you back
Patrick Swayze wants you back
Bill Parcells wants you back
Witchita Falls wants us back (But we're never going back)
I'm drunk (Oh Yeah)
Morgan Fairchild wants you back
Dan Rather wants you back
Ok..Rusty we gotta do this again with Sim filming
And without Sim (HAHAHA)
Seriously cause he is fucking up every time
We don't want Sim back
He's fucking up our track
He's ok with the camera
But when he opens his mouth..(Whit Whit Waa)
This is a shoutout to all of our homees and homesses
and all you motherfuckers in Texas cause (Word Up)
Possy...Possy havers..and givers of Possy
Alright whosever given us possy
This is a shoutout to you
We thank you very much
This is not recording anything
I've gotten much possy over the years
Seriously this is a good Outro for this song cuz uh
It's not recording anymore
Oh yeah it is It's recording
I bet you 500,000
Let's see the motherfucking pink on the screen
Why don't you follow my lead and not argue all the time
I've gotten more possy in the last few years than Eric has in his whole life
I don't know if thats true but uh dude...
I have a really really big possy
Its huge its like the freaking Grand Canyon
You have a freakin smelly possy
Yes a big stinky possy
Well you know most of the time I am hanging out with my possy
its hanging out after the show and so they've been a little sweaty so you
know people get stinky (That explains it)
Oh man here we are its the end of our album
Let's take a shower together
Haha no I think thats a bad idea I don't think we are all gonna fit in there
I meant let's go have a beer together (Oh) (I disagree)
We should try it (Let's see some money)
Uh its the end of our record uh Thank you
If your still here than you are more queer than us
You have some problems (and a lot of time on your hands buddy)
And you should seek help
Oh...Thank you! (Hang on)
Goodbye...Goodbye..Goodbye...
Holy shit dude that was awesome
Goodbye...Goodbye..Goodbye...Goodbye..
It's nice to say goodbye...
Belgium Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Lately I feel so small
Or maybe it’s just that my bed has grown
I never noticed it before but you were there
So how was I to know
[bridge]
That this single bed
was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you
[chorus]
and now you’re halfway around the world
and I’m just a day behind
Nothin seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side
You’ll always be my little girl
Though I can’t hold you tonight
And now you’re halfway round the world
And I’m just a day behind
I wake up in the night
I turn around and find that you’re not there
I just like to watch you sleep and lay by you
I love to feel you near
I think I’m going crazy
Everyday confusion starts to grow
I never noticed it before
But you were there so how was I supposed to know
Or maybe it’s just that my bed has grown
I never noticed it before but you were there
So how was I to know
[bridge]
That this single bed
was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you
[chorus]
and now you’re halfway around the world
and I’m just a day behind
Nothin seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side
You’ll always be my little girl
Though I can’t hold you tonight
And now you’re halfway round the world
And I’m just a day behind
I wake up in the night
I turn around and find that you’re not there
I just like to watch you sleep and lay by you
I love to feel you near
I think I’m going crazy
Everyday confusion starts to grow
I never noticed it before
But you were there so how was I supposed to know
Somebody Get My Mom Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
woke up today in a van traded my pillow for a miller lite can and in two more days i lose the guitar that i hawked slurped down a beer then one more twelve ounces later i was outside your door and the pebble i threw was probably more like a rock
then i fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee, i lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse i'm coming down with the flu, somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you to see me cry, i just want my mom, somebody get my mom, i just want my mom, get my mom
authorities came i guess i was gone, next thing you know i'm passed out on the lawn and boy did i wake up fast with a rotwiller's tounge in my mouth wrote you a note but it got soaked when i went deep sea fishing and i fell out of the boat and got caught on the trout line and wasn't found for three days
then i fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee, i lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse i'm coming down with the flu, somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you to see me cry, i just want my mom, somebody get my mom, i just want my mom, get my mom
m o m m y she makes me cobbler cause i hate pie, she coached baseball when we needed her, we lost every game but to her came in first and i'm so glad that she met my dad, i wouldn't be here if she never had LET'S GO i guess this is it the end of the song just my luck nobody sang along i guess i'l put dow this guitar and take the mongoose back home
somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you to see me cry i just want my mom, (i just want my mom)somebody get my mom (somebody get my mom) i just want my mom (i just want my mom) get my mom m o m m y
then i fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee, i lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse i'm coming down with the flu, somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you to see me cry, i just want my mom, somebody get my mom, i just want my mom, get my mom
authorities came i guess i was gone, next thing you know i'm passed out on the lawn and boy did i wake up fast with a rotwiller's tounge in my mouth wrote you a note but it got soaked when i went deep sea fishing and i fell out of the boat and got caught on the trout line and wasn't found for three days
then i fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee, i lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse i'm coming down with the flu, somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you to see me cry, i just want my mom, somebody get my mom, i just want my mom, get my mom
m o m m y she makes me cobbler cause i hate pie, she coached baseball when we needed her, we lost every game but to her came in first and i'm so glad that she met my dad, i wouldn't be here if she never had LET'S GO i guess this is it the end of the song just my luck nobody sang along i guess i'l put dow this guitar and take the mongoose back home
somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you to see me cry i just want my mom, (i just want my mom)somebody get my mom (somebody get my mom) i just want my mom (i just want my mom) get my mom m o m m y
Bipolar Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Oh no here we go,
here we go again
You were so afraid
you let me back in
Back in thru a door
you had long forgot
Its resistance is shot,
mine was not
But I waited..
my complicated,overrated girl
You know that I hated,we suffocated
and Overstated everything
Why can't you be bi-sexual instead of bi-polar?
Oh look there she goes
There she goes again
She keeps on checkin out
Checkin out her friends
I swear you'll never know
Know what's on her mind
Wish she'd given in
At least one time, Cuz
I waited..
my complicated,overrated girl
You know that I hated,we suffocated
and Overstated everything
Why can't you be bi-sexual instead of bi-polar?
Get up get up, whatcha doing in bed
I think it's all in your head
Get up get up, no don't sleep sunday morning
And there's a whole world around you gotta let in
Especially the girls, we all like the girls
I waited..
my complicated,overrated girl
You know that I hated,we suffocated
and Overstated everything
Why can't you be bi-sexual?
Why can't you be bi-sexual?
Why can't you be bi-sexual?
instead of bi-polar
here we go again
You were so afraid
you let me back in
Back in thru a door
you had long forgot
Its resistance is shot,
mine was not
But I waited..
my complicated,overrated girl
You know that I hated,we suffocated
and Overstated everything
Why can't you be bi-sexual instead of bi-polar?
Oh look there she goes
There she goes again
She keeps on checkin out
Checkin out her friends
I swear you'll never know
Know what's on her mind
Wish she'd given in
At least one time, Cuz
I waited..
my complicated,overrated girl
You know that I hated,we suffocated
and Overstated everything
Why can't you be bi-sexual instead of bi-polar?
Get up get up, whatcha doing in bed
I think it's all in your head
Get up get up, no don't sleep sunday morning
And there's a whole world around you gotta let in
Especially the girls, we all like the girls
I waited..
my complicated,overrated girl
You know that I hated,we suffocated
and Overstated everything
Why can't you be bi-sexual?
Why can't you be bi-sexual?
Why can't you be bi-sexual?
instead of bi-polar
I Don't Wanna Rock Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
It really sucks to give your heart to a girl
You want to know her like she knows the whole world
But 10 seconds in, it's obvious, your going nowhere...
She makes you tell her that she's your best friend
You tell her things you know won't make her mad
Don't want to be the one to say things are going nowhere...
Where are you now?
Where are you now?
I don't wanna talk
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna wait by the phone, and,
I don't wanna tell you I love you
don't wanna tell you I love you, anymore!!!
It's hard to live outside her safety zone
Cause you remember being all alone
Two kinds of misery and either way, you're going nowhere...
Where are you now?
Where are you now?
I don't wanna talk
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna wait by the phone, and,
I don't wanna tell you I love you
don't wanna tell you I love you, anymore!!!
And she makes me want to be a homosexual
Maybe I'll be her best friend, maybe see her naked once in a while
I don't wanna talk
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna talk
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna wait by the phone, and,
I don't wanna tell you I love you
don't wanna tell you I love you, anymore!!!
You want to know her like she knows the whole world
But 10 seconds in, it's obvious, your going nowhere...
She makes you tell her that she's your best friend
You tell her things you know won't make her mad
Don't want to be the one to say things are going nowhere...
Where are you now?
Where are you now?
I don't wanna talk
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna wait by the phone, and,
I don't wanna tell you I love you
don't wanna tell you I love you, anymore!!!
It's hard to live outside her safety zone
Cause you remember being all alone
Two kinds of misery and either way, you're going nowhere...
Where are you now?
Where are you now?
I don't wanna talk
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna wait by the phone, and,
I don't wanna tell you I love you
don't wanna tell you I love you, anymore!!!
And she makes me want to be a homosexual
Maybe I'll be her best friend, maybe see her naked once in a while
I don't wanna talk
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna talk
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna wait by the phone, and,
I don't wanna tell you I love you
don't wanna tell you I love you, anymore!!!
Emily Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
[Verse 1]
It wasn't supposed to be like this
Another dose of unhappiness
I gave it all and managed to get shot down yet again
So I got drunk
Had sex with all your friends
You told me that i should never call your house again
[Chorus]
Emily, you saved the day
Emily, when you threw me away
She was always such a pretty girl
Nobody like her in the world
A little piece of heavenly
That no one else could stand
I see you in my dreams at night
I see you when I close my eyes
I just can't seem to shake Emily
[Verse 2]
You got your money and I got cast
Outside thrown out on my ass
In the city with no one else, no where else to go
So I hooked up with this model from Singapore
Emily, I sure am glad you didn't want me anymore
[Chorus]
She was always such a pretty girl
Nobody like her in the world
A little piece of heavenly
That no one else could stand
I see you in my dreams at night
I see you when I close my eyes
I just can't seem to shake Emily
Yeah
Emily, you saved the day
Emily, you saved the day
Emily, you saved my ass
It wasn't supposed to be like this
Another dose of unhappiness
I gave it all and managed to get shot down yet again
So I got drunk
Had sex with all your friends
You told me that i should never call your house again
[Chorus]
Emily, you saved the day
Emily, when you threw me away
She was always such a pretty girl
Nobody like her in the world
A little piece of heavenly
That no one else could stand
I see you in my dreams at night
I see you when I close my eyes
I just can't seem to shake Emily
[Verse 2]
You got your money and I got cast
Outside thrown out on my ass
In the city with no one else, no where else to go
So I hooked up with this model from Singapore
Emily, I sure am glad you didn't want me anymore
[Chorus]
She was always such a pretty girl
Nobody like her in the world
A little piece of heavenly
That no one else could stand
I see you in my dreams at night
I see you when I close my eyes
I just can't seem to shake Emily
Yeah
Emily, you saved the day
Emily, you saved the day
Emily, you saved my ass
Girl All The Bad Guys Want Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me!
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll never notice me!
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked!
Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me!
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll never notice me!
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked!
Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
On An On (About You) Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I'm happy again to be stuck here again
And you're so happy again to be stuck here again
Now we can rap about "the good old days"
Laugh at dumb jokes that you make
It's great to be here and
I'm just elated to be someone you once hated
And its all so complicated
Maybe this time you can come outside your little world
Make out with another girl
If it were up to me
[CHORUS]
I'd like to buy you flowers everyday
Make everyday a holiday
Carry on and on and on about you and the things you do
The things you do
Im so sorry again you say you're leaving me again
Cause you're not happy again
And I'm left stuck here again
Now you can scream about the little things
Slap me twice across the face
Man it would be great if I could
[CHORUS]
[CHORUS]
[Chorus (in Spanish)]
[CHORUS]
And you're so happy again to be stuck here again
Now we can rap about "the good old days"
Laugh at dumb jokes that you make
It's great to be here and
I'm just elated to be someone you once hated
And its all so complicated
Maybe this time you can come outside your little world
Make out with another girl
If it were up to me
[CHORUS]
I'd like to buy you flowers everyday
Make everyday a holiday
Carry on and on and on about you and the things you do
The things you do
Im so sorry again you say you're leaving me again
Cause you're not happy again
And I'm left stuck here again
Now you can scream about the little things
Slap me twice across the face
Man it would be great if I could
[CHORUS]
[CHORUS]
[Chorus (in Spanish)]
[CHORUS]
Surf Colorado Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I saw you there
Your long brown hair
Falling on your face the way it used to fall on mine
At one time
A long time ago
I still remember everything you said to me that night
It's too bad and it's too late
You were such a big mistake
Please don't call here anymore
I used to miss you
[Chorus]
There's no surfin Colorado anyway
And it's a shame to hear you're happy and you still look at me that way
There's no surfin Colorado anyway, yeah
She never waved to me or said "good Bye"
One night she just left me and her behind
There she goes
And no one knows
What she does to my heart, still, she'll never know
How we speak
Across the room
Eye to eye she's holding him, holding me soon
It's too bad and it's too late
Was it such a big mistake?
You don't call me anymore
And I still miss you
[Chorus]
Remember the first time
God Damn we got so high
She held me so close that I thought that I might break
And know she's a mile high
And I'm on Texas time
She traded rattlesnakes for bunny runs in Colorado Springs
[Chorus]
Your long brown hair
Falling on your face the way it used to fall on mine
At one time
A long time ago
I still remember everything you said to me that night
It's too bad and it's too late
You were such a big mistake
Please don't call here anymore
I used to miss you
[Chorus]
There's no surfin Colorado anyway
And it's a shame to hear you're happy and you still look at me that way
There's no surfin Colorado anyway, yeah
She never waved to me or said "good Bye"
One night she just left me and her behind
There she goes
And no one knows
What she does to my heart, still, she'll never know
How we speak
Across the room
Eye to eye she's holding him, holding me soon
It's too bad and it's too late
Was it such a big mistake?
You don't call me anymore
And I still miss you
[Chorus]
Remember the first time
God Damn we got so high
She held me so close that I thought that I might break
And know she's a mile high
And I'm on Texas time
She traded rattlesnakes for bunny runs in Colorado Springs
[Chorus]
Life After Lisa Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I'm waking up and bakin'
Watching the parade cause today's the day I got over you
Taking out the trash and the pictures that I stashed
Of the two of us in 1992
You stole my heart when Eddie Veder was king
I gave you a foot massage I gave you my ring
You left me for a drummer cause you said I couldn't sing
But, That's ok
[CHORUS]
Cause there'll be
No more mountain climbing in the rain
No more Long hair clogging up the drain
No more Life will never be the same
Life after Lisa is not so bad at all
Saw you with the dude who gave us our first tattoos
Did he cover up my name that was fast
Can you believe that I'm alive, still not working 9 to 5
And my little band is kicking some ass
So when you asked me if I hated you now
It's not you it's just all of the times I missed out
On sleeping with your roommate every time you passed out
But, That's ok
[CHORUS]
I'll bet you're saying to yourself that you'll find somebody else like me
But all I've gotta say is there ain't no fucking way that you're getting me to say
I'm sorry..........Not today!!!
[CHORUS]
Cleaning up the house again
Listening to House Of Pain
Having headaches in my brain
Listening to you complain
Shopping at the mall again
I'm out of rhymes I've gotta say
Life after Lisa is not so bad at all!!!!
Watching the parade cause today's the day I got over you
Taking out the trash and the pictures that I stashed
Of the two of us in 1992
You stole my heart when Eddie Veder was king
I gave you a foot massage I gave you my ring
You left me for a drummer cause you said I couldn't sing
But, That's ok
[CHORUS]
Cause there'll be
No more mountain climbing in the rain
No more Long hair clogging up the drain
No more Life will never be the same
Life after Lisa is not so bad at all
Saw you with the dude who gave us our first tattoos
Did he cover up my name that was fast
Can you believe that I'm alive, still not working 9 to 5
And my little band is kicking some ass
So when you asked me if I hated you now
It's not you it's just all of the times I missed out
On sleeping with your roommate every time you passed out
But, That's ok
[CHORUS]
I'll bet you're saying to yourself that you'll find somebody else like me
But all I've gotta say is there ain't no fucking way that you're getting me to say
I'm sorry..........Not today!!!
[CHORUS]
Cleaning up the house again
Listening to House Of Pain
Having headaches in my brain
Listening to you complain
Shopping at the mall again
I'm out of rhymes I've gotta say
Life after Lisa is not so bad at all!!!!
Where To Begin Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Sail away, sail away with me
I don't have a ship
But we could get one easily
Drift away, drift away with me
On the raft we'll make of memories
On an ocean we can call forever more
[Pre chorus:]
I want to find
A piece of your mind
I want to see
Your make believe
I don't want to try so hard
I make it hard for you to breathe
[Chorus:]
Jump into the ocean
Living on a notion
If you're caught up in the motion
Back track and do it again
And if you make it up
I could never get enough
Me and you together
But you've gotta tell me where to begin
Break away, break away from me
No forget that, just sit here and look at me
Summer's day
Summer every day
And we watch the sunset come back up
And somehow know it never goes back down
[Pre chorus]
[Chorus]
I've been saving up to buy more time with you
You've been living it up with someone else
And that's okay with me
Because I know it and you know it too
[Chorus]
I don't have a ship
But we could get one easily
Drift away, drift away with me
On the raft we'll make of memories
On an ocean we can call forever more
[Pre chorus:]
I want to find
A piece of your mind
I want to see
Your make believe
I don't want to try so hard
I make it hard for you to breathe
[Chorus:]
Jump into the ocean
Living on a notion
If you're caught up in the motion
Back track and do it again
And if you make it up
I could never get enough
Me and you together
But you've gotta tell me where to begin
Break away, break away from me
No forget that, just sit here and look at me
Summer's day
Summer every day
And we watch the sunset come back up
And somehow know it never goes back down
[Pre chorus]
[Chorus]
I've been saving up to buy more time with you
You've been living it up with someone else
And that's okay with me
Because I know it and you know it too
[Chorus]
Last Rock Show Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
Stand in line behind me
We've got tons of time to
Let it all hang out
And cast the demons out.
Once we're in the roof falls
I heard that we have got to raise it up
And let the fucker burn.
And this is sure to take awhile
But if we're going out, we're goin' out with style
So we all jump around, and we fall to the ground
Like it's the last rock show of our lives.
We've got tons of time to
Let it all hang out
And cast the demons out.
Once we're in the roof falls
I heard that we have got to raise it up
And let the fucker burn.
And this is sure to take awhile
But if we're going out, we're goin' out with style
So we all jump around, and we fall to the ground
Like it's the last rock show of our lives.
Self-Centered Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I got it stuck in a bind
I don't even know why
It sucks to even try
But I won't try anymore
She took the afternoon train
To find a different plane
But life down the drain
Better than being ignored
[Pre Chorus:]
I think I'm taking a vacation now
I'm on holiday and maybe I won't rest
Until I've thrown it all away
Yeah I've got it down
[Chorus:]
I'm gonna feel sorry for myself
I want to blame it on everyone else
I want to be self centered
And make everybody feel sorry for me
She sent a postcard again
She said she had a new friend
I hope that by the end
He throws her heart to the floor
She says he's really ok
I really hope that he's gay
It's not a nice thing to say
But I don't care anymore
[Bridge:]
My leg fell asleep
Cause you laid on it
There's no reason to dwell on it
It's just not worth it
Remember a year ago
When we played in the show
Now get outta my head
I don't even know why
It sucks to even try
But I won't try anymore
She took the afternoon train
To find a different plane
But life down the drain
Better than being ignored
[Pre Chorus:]
I think I'm taking a vacation now
I'm on holiday and maybe I won't rest
Until I've thrown it all away
Yeah I've got it down
[Chorus:]
I'm gonna feel sorry for myself
I want to blame it on everyone else
I want to be self centered
And make everybody feel sorry for me
She sent a postcard again
She said she had a new friend
I hope that by the end
He throws her heart to the floor
She says he's really ok
I really hope that he's gay
It's not a nice thing to say
But I don't care anymore
[Bridge:]
My leg fell asleep
Cause you laid on it
There's no reason to dwell on it
It's just not worth it
Remember a year ago
When we played in the show
Now get outta my head
Hard Way Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
I'm moving in
She's moving out to Los Angeles
She's got a truck; she's got my stuff
Packed into it
Just seven months
Was just enough
Of putting up with me
Imagine that
A baseball bat upside her TV
she says she needs some therapy
[Chorus:]
You know it seemed so simple before
She could have asked
I would have given her anything
And now it's 1, 2, 3
Blame it all on me
And I had to find it out the hard way
She calls me up
She's breaking down
In Los Angeles
She misses home
She's all alone
She can't handle it
But seven months was just enough
Of putting up with her
You're brand new nose & bigger boobs
Don't change a thing
You need some therapy
I think you need some help
[Chorus]
She's got a lot to figure out
She's got a lot to think about
She's got a lot to forget about
She's got a lot to live without
So many things to miss about me
[Chorus]
She's moving out to Los Angeles
She's got a truck; she's got my stuff
Packed into it
Just seven months
Was just enough
Of putting up with me
Imagine that
A baseball bat upside her TV
she says she needs some therapy
[Chorus:]
You know it seemed so simple before
She could have asked
I would have given her anything
And now it's 1, 2, 3
Blame it all on me
And I had to find it out the hard way
She calls me up
She's breaking down
In Los Angeles
She misses home
She's all alone
She can't handle it
But seven months was just enough
Of putting up with her
You're brand new nose & bigger boobs
Don't change a thing
You need some therapy
I think you need some help
[Chorus]
She's got a lot to figure out
She's got a lot to think about
She's got a lot to forget about
She's got a lot to live without
So many things to miss about me
[Chorus]
Out The Window Lyrics – Bowling for Soup
You said to never ever come back
I wasn't sure exactly what you meant by that
I know that we have had some problems
But I've got solutions in my head
[Chorus:]
So I jumped out the window
And down the fire escape
Broke the window, who needs car keys anyway?
Climbed through the window, I thought led to your heart
Thrown out the window, there was nothing there to break my fall.
Sorry I sent you all the flowers
I heard your boyfriend wants to shove them up my ass
I never meant to cause you problems
But I've got solutions in my head.
[Chorus]
You said it's over
You said never again
Why does this happen all the time?
You don't even want to be friends
It makes you happy when I cry
Now all I've got left is my sanity
Now all I've got left is my sanity
And I'm not sure how far it goes.
I wasn't sure exactly what you meant by that
I know that we have had some problems
But I've got solutions in my head
[Chorus:]
So I jumped out the window
And down the fire escape
Broke the window, who needs car keys anyway?
Climbed through the window, I thought led to your heart
Thrown out the window, there was nothing there to break my fall.
Sorry I sent you all the flowers
I heard your boyfriend wants to shove them up my ass
I never meant to cause you problems
But I've got solutions in my head.
[Chorus]
You said it's over
You said never again
Why does this happen all the time?
You don't even want to be friends
It makes you happy when I cry
Now all I've got left is my sanity
Now all I've got left is my sanity
And I'm not sure how far it goes.
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